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Drizzle

Veejay

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Posted: Sep 07, 2003 - 02:50 PM
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Apart from the annoying false laughter, this is actually quite funny!!

salsero

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Posted: Sep 07, 2003 - 06:25 PM
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Yes I find it funny too

[Edited on 7/9/2003 by salsero]

[Edited on 7/9/2003 by salsero]

Vivienne

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Posted: Sep 07, 2003 - 07:30 PM
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queenmab

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Posted: Sep 07, 2003 - 09:03 PM
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http://meshier.com/fs/a/index.html

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Drizzle

Veejay

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Posted: Sep 08, 2003 - 06:08 PM
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A joke - HOW TO SHOWER...read this right to the end Very Happy

How to Shower Like a Woman
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note - must do more sit-ups. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it\'s clean.
Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair (you must make sure that it has all come off). Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead. Scream loudly when your partner flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure. Turn off the shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit, also tweeze hairs. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see your partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas and then sashay to bedroom to spend and hour and a half getting dressed.

How to Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your partner along the way, shake dick at her making the\"woo-woo\" sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your dick in the mirror and scratch your ass. Fart. Get in the shower.Don\'t bother to look for a washcloth (you don\'t use one). Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower. Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner). Make a shampoo Mohawk. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again. Pee (in the shower).Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time. Partially dry off. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles, and admire dick size again. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor. Leave bathroom fan and light on. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your partner, pull off the towel, shake dick at her, and make the \"woo-woo\" sound again. Throw wet towel on the bed. Get dressed in under two minutes. Fart.