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Jboy
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Nov 01, 2006 - 01:17 PM |
 
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This is pretty old, but I get a chuckle out of it whenever I run across it.
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently ageing but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, she becomes like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. |
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iara
Veejay
Joined: June 09, 2006
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Location: brazil-shanghai
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Nov 01, 2006 - 11:00 PM |
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Geografy of a man:
between 15 and 70, a man is like Irak.
leading by just one member!! |
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Pablo_Picasso
Board Royalty
Joined: May 05, 2006
Posts: 6715
Location: Spain you bloody idiots.
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Nov 01, 2006 - 11:14 PM |
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^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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treespirit
Post Roaster
Joined: Jan 02, 2006
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Location: bubble bath
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Nov 01, 2006 - 11:28 PM |
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I don't know about other women, but I still feel like India. |
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iara
Veejay
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Nov 01, 2006 - 11:38 PM |
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Since september, I'm not like India anymore...  |
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iara
Veejay
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Nov 01, 2006 - 11:42 PM |
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This is old too, but...
Woman and Man chemistry:
Male/Female Chemistry
Element: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: 120 +/-
Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may
freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used
well.
Chemical Properties: Very active. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver,
platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great
amount of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed beside a better
specimen. Ages rapidly.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for disintegration of
wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Element: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 180 +/- 100
Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature but easily gets bent out of
shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample.
Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as
young, fresh samples.
Chemical Properties: Attempt to bond with Wo any chance it can get. Also,
tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd
(element Kid) for prolonged period of time. Pretty basic. Neutralize by
saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None really, except methane production. Good samples are able to
produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to
smell. |
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treespirit
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Nov 01, 2006 - 11:46 PM |
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| iara wrote: |
| Since september, I'm not like India anymore... |
Oh honey, supposedly I've hit Yugoslavia! Bullshiat, I'm still INDIA baby!!! Wouldn't go back to "Africa" for love or money, haha! |
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iara
Veejay
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Nov 01, 2006 - 11:49 PM |
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Agree, Africa and America..no way!
besides, age is just a state of mind! |
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Megs
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Joined: Nov 12, 2005
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Nov 01, 2006 - 11:49 PM |
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Between the ages of 15-70 a man is like Germany. A strange landscape, but
filled with beer and thoughts of dodgy porno movies.
^^^ That's my personal favourite of the geography of a man. 
Apparently I am like America. Blech. I prefer the one where they lump America and Japan together. *L* |
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treespirit
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Nov 01, 2006 - 11:53 PM |
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| Megs wrote: |
Between the ages of 15-70 a man is like Germany. A strange landscape, but
filled with beer and thoughts of dodgy porno movies.
^^^ That's my personal favourite of the geography of a man.
Apparently I am like America. Blech. I prefer the one where they lump America and Japan together. *L* |
What is that exactly? Greedy, but kind of flat-chested? |
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Megs
Wonder Wit
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Nov 01, 2006 - 11:57 PM |
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*L* Well, I'm not flat-chested, although I'd probably have to cop to the greedy part a bit. (But aren't we all?  )
"Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan ... completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries
with cash or cars."
Hmmm... actually sounds more whore-ish than "greedy". |
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treespirit
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Nov 02, 2006 - 12:02 AM |
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Interesting. And you think that's you, huh?  |
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Megs
Wonder Wit
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Nov 02, 2006 - 12:06 AM |
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Well, I do claim to be a Techno "Harlot". |
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