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Post  Posted: Feb 09, 2008 - 07:07 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Let it remain that way...

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Roasted beefs by Arseny,

moooooo!! went mr cow when i put him on the oven to cook him for the roast. hmmm, maybe next time i take his heads and cow boobys off before i cook him. REJOICE!! We have the food of the meat of the cows. It tastes like chicken! the cow takes 2 days to cook with the lighter. DONT MOVE THE MATCH Mr Wong, the cow is nearly cooked. Cut the bit off and put him between the two slices of cheese. REJOICE. I like HD DVD players.

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I like Oven,cause it can roast anything you want,includes the snake from the heaven or paradise, god so kind, he didn't heat up the snake for the evil that that snake he does it in reality when that awful snake talks about his special fair tale to us Adam & Eva~

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Gold Diggers, by Arseny,

dig sweet child of my lady from the chapel. the secret gold digging meeting is on julu lulu tonight. I dig but find no gold. lady come up to arseny. Are you the digger of gold i say. Why you digging down there for the gold lady. No gold there, but it does tickle!! Rejoice. Come home with me and lets look through my maps of treasure. your map has holes in it.

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Post  Posted: Mar 22, 2008 - 01:26 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Arseny can melt the ice such passionately & wisely in here, unbelievable~~~~~~~

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^has your ice melted?
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Post  Posted: Apr 12, 2008 - 01:15 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Jeez, when was Nat frozen?

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Post  Posted: Apr 12, 2008 - 02:49 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

CoffeeHawk_0 wrote:
^has your ice melted?


this you should ask Arseny, coffee~~~

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Post  Posted: Apr 13, 2008 - 08:57 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Dear Arseny,

Have you heated up Nathalie25 lately?
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Post  Posted: Apr 13, 2008 - 11:29 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I always heat up it when I drink coffee~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Post  Posted: Apr 13, 2008 - 06:48 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Don't laugh, I know you are burning yourself for your monkey in there and I know that Arseny also look at you when you melting yourself for your bad cough, coffeehawk~~~~yeah,over~~~~~

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GLORYMENT DAYS! by Arseny

Gloryment Day, summerly night and HAPPY DAY! Like the Fonz you are cool, and I'd like that to be like you if you would showed me? Here is the sun that has now hidden like that time we played hide the sausage with that little tart down the street that had a big brother that later gave me the blacken eye. He also had a limp. I says "hey, I am Fonzie, ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" - but he smacked me. Remember to clip your nails! YOU AND MINE HAPPY DAYS!

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Arseny, we can be ITDA, we can heat it together in futures, yeah,over~~~~~~~

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Post  Posted: May 08, 2008 - 02:12 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

by the way, where is your 19
years young beauty, do you often drive her crazy in absinthe ?????????

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Post  Posted: Nov 30, 2008 - 02:36 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

you sound hot
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Post  Posted: Dec 01, 2008 - 11:32 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

kan bu dong
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Post  Posted: Mar 20, 2009 - 01:15 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Don't lose this one.

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Calculator, by Arseny

Calculate me,and push my equal button. 1 + 1 is simple but how simple can the sun bees, wearing the summer dresses in the rain? She said that to me last night, it was outstandlingly wondermint, but whisper evaporate!! Green is a lovely color, do you think? Like an ocean that is green. I like ducks. bye

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Post  Posted: Aug 14, 2009 - 01:14 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^ hahahahahaha^

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so you must be wearing the green hat!
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Post  Posted: Aug 14, 2009 - 10:41 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^. . . the one with the duck feathers on it.

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Singapore, by Arseny.

Singapore oh lovely lady nearment to the sea. Mrs Goosed pack the bags and deport from the big lion near the place that holds the raffles. I won the meat tray in the raffles and had the singapore sting. ouch, it hurt my tongue. I like the air hosts on the Singapore airlines. The girls look very goodment too.

I like string and plastic forks.

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Post  Posted: Aug 16, 2009 - 11:45 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^Nice poem, Arseny! Mrs. Goosed is happiment.

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Post  Posted: Nov 18, 2009 - 01:50 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Another one just too good to leaver mouldering in the back!!

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