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ArsenyVyacheslav
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Feb 09, 2007 - 06:23 PM |
 
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Love hurts, by Arseny.
the smell of the flower on a sunny day is like that of the face you have. respect, and the sun shines its ray of heartfeltly warming emotionally charged. love hurts like a root canal, but love is the key to the chain on the door of the liquor chest of daddy.
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ArsenyVyacheslav
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Feb 09, 2007 - 06:32 PM |
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Ling Ling, by Arseny
you are my wing, ling ling. hush night with blinking of your eyelash. you are my playfully thing, ling ling. when night is on and suns away on a dinner for 3 you are my spring, ling ling. am i the king? tell me. bye |
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banditited1
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Feb 09, 2007 - 10:52 PM |
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Im hot already stud.
I've also wondered with Russian guys, are they giving me pillow talk, or just noisy when they eat the salad? |
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Ling_Ling
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Feb 10, 2007 - 12:02 AM |
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Me velly no like Russian poor man. Me only like rich humourous fat man. You know where I find? I not know so no good. |
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maries
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Feb 10, 2007 - 10:03 AM |
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remind me sex and city...
Carries' russian lover wrote poem for her too...
And lingling...u have weird taste... |
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Sassy
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Feb 10, 2007 - 03:38 PM |
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ling ling ying ying ding ding
maries marie mary harry
russian sex chinese sex
getting spanked with a wet noodle
thank you |
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ArsenyVyacheslav
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Feb 12, 2007 - 10:20 AM |
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beauty, by Arseny
beauty, you are beautyful. who is you? are you a lover in the diguise of a hair in my soup in the henan resutarant yesterday night? beauty, you are beautyful. where is you? are you standing behind the mirror of glass and haze in the elevator at the fabirc markets? beauty, you are beautyfully lovingly. remebrance, please.byebye |
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treespirit
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Feb 12, 2007 - 11:46 AM |
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that's the most understandable post you've written so far, Arseny. Rejoice! I like it. |
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ArsenyVyacheslav
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Feb 12, 2007 - 11:58 AM |
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xujiahui, by Arseny
wonderfully lighting in my chest and eye. REJOICE! oh what sight for eyes that are sore! BEAUTYFUL colourfully dreamer on a bus to xujiahui. lights, camera and actions! i found a dream in starbucks on a staurday morn with a preety girl from a bus in xujiahui. coffee is in my hand but preety girl be in my chest cavity and on the floor my hearts. smile or cry, you are lightenly radiance of fun. xujiahui, a place very nice. |
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mat
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Feb 12, 2007 - 12:02 PM |
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i think Arseny is Borat! Is Nice |
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ArsenyVyacheslav
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Feb 12, 2007 - 12:06 PM |
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Laugh Loud, laugh! he is funny man but not. Who is you? |
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Reg_Reagan
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Feb 12, 2007 - 12:46 PM |
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Poetry by Reginald R. Reagan OBE
There was a friggin Russian named Arsney
Who Reg had to kick in the bloody Arsey.
A size 12 Blundstone in his clacker.
The Russian was knackered.
Get Stuffed back to Commie land you Bastard!
GET STUFFED
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ArsenyVyacheslav
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Feb 12, 2007 - 03:44 PM |
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Emotion, by Arseny
Sweat dripping like tap that is broken and doesnt stop. drip. drip. dripping. she is a beastly beauty with eyes like the sunshine on a summers day in Vladivostok during the a drive in movie but the movie is finished. Victory is ours! Capitalistically swine! Cry to the moon like wolves who are hunger. Are you hunger, if so, why? She is a hotdog when i am hunger. cover you in ketchup, and eat. emotion, you are palatably seasoned for flavoursome consumption. how much for bite? hope not expensive, emotion. |
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Goosie
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Feb 12, 2007 - 03:49 PM |
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^LMAO! |
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mat
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Feb 12, 2007 - 03:57 PM |
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Seriously Arsney that is the funniest thing i have ever read. I have tears in my eyes. Absolute Pissa. |
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she is a beastly beauty with eyes like the sunshine on a summers day in Vladivostok during the a drive in movie but the movie is finished
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phil_osofur
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Feb 12, 2007 - 07:10 PM |
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hello peeps, greetings from the 8th level of consciousness.
Arseny, my brother of life, the words flow from your frontal orafice like so much honey from bee hive. You have arrived at the 3rd level of consciousness, send me 1200rmb and i will show you the next level, in a metaphorical kind of way. the sex is much better there. |
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ArsenyVyacheslav
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Feb 13, 2007 - 10:11 AM |
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Running, by Arseny
I am running on the spot like my grandmama trying to return stale bread to her baker. Run away from time, evil! Take a bite of my love with your teeth, if not false. RUNNING! I think it is raining, as I am running away from the man like I run from the wolves at night who are hunger and don't like taste of beef. Why? Smile.
Ponder, please. |
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ArsenyVyacheslav
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Feb 13, 2007 - 10:33 AM |
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Teknology, by Arseny
the green computer flicker in dark room because power out. download from outside into inside picture of the princess naked to wind in the light. the oven goes off the potato is ready. ding. the power on now, i aim at the toilet but miss. i play the tape and the sound comes out with 1 speaker. Rejoice |
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ArsenyVyacheslav
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Feb 13, 2007 - 10:37 AM |
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Food, by Arseny
what makes food? is it growed into the dirt or does it grow on the pig? Ponder what food from. is the fish food or is it just food for bigger fish? why is dirt not food? it grows food. Is potato from food? of course potato is food but potato also vodka. Food makes people so food is from goat. |
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ArsenyVyacheslav
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Feb 13, 2007 - 10:43 AM |
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Money, by Arseny
the money in the mattress. fills the mattress with rouble enough to buy bread. one bread one dollar or one bread and mattress filled with money. money from here money goes to the people who have the shop. what do they do with money? they have food and they have tv. no need for money here. money to the girl in the bar. does she need the money. her cat is tired but still needs to run. what about your horse? |
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treespirit
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Feb 13, 2007 - 12:26 PM |
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These are beautiful! LOL funny!!! |
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ArsenyVyacheslav
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Feb 13, 2007 - 04:34 PM |
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thankingfully, regards. you are beautyfil, treespirit. |
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ArsenyVyacheslav
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Feb 13, 2007 - 04:40 PM |
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treespirit, by Arseny
lady, you are sweetness in the shape of a jiaozi bought on Huashan Lu from mr. hu. he is a nice man, but had bad teeth. beautyfil lady, which shampoo you use cause your hair is like seaweed that is in the ocean which flows and dances like a chinese boy on a cheap drugs. stay of drug children, only drink vodka in year of pork. treespirit, can i climb your branch, you must take my trunk. its nice. i like wood. bye |
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Goosie
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Feb 13, 2007 - 07:15 PM |
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^Absolutely hilarious! Can't stop laughing! Arceny, you are the funniest person on the forum by a landslide.
Borat, eat your heart out! |
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