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Generic_User_Name
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Apr 09, 2007 - 01:13 PM |
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1. I lost my virginity at 19 - a late starter I guess.
2. I caught Hep A in Morocco in 1988 or 89 (can't remember) and I nearly died.
3. I was a milk monitor at infant school and slipped and fell carrying some small milk bottles. I gashed my wrist open - I was about 6 years old - got time off school and still have the scar.
4. I witnessed with my best friend Wayne from school along with my brother and his friend a bank robbery in Aldgate, London.
5. I nearly drowned in Maryland after trying to go surfing.
6. I had the shiit beaten out of me in Taipei.
7. I used to be able to drink coffee and could drink gallons of the stuff each day, but now if I drink it I get a headache and a stomach ache and it makes me feel a little jittery.
8. I had a serious traffic accident one week after arriving in Shanghai and went to hospital for a brain scan.
9. I have serious vertigo and can't bare being up too high. Even seeing people up high makes me feel nervous.
10. I'm quite shy.
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Reg_Reagan
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Joined: July 18, 2006
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Location: Friggin' Cessnock...
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Apr 09, 2007 - 01:23 PM |
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1 - i like KB
2 - I like to get loooooooose
3 - Have never worked a day in me life
4 - have never had a drivers licence
5 - have shagged over 1000 sheilas
6 - i hate yanks
7 - i love the punt
8 - me old fella is friggin huge
9 - the chicks love me
10 - i'm looooooose |
_________________ Go and get stuffed the lot of youse... now get me a KB woman... |
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HoboJuice
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Joined: Feb 26, 2007
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Apr 09, 2007 - 01:30 PM |
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Wow badass GUN (pablo_picasso?). My list would pale in comparison... I need to piss off and fight a midget or at least bite the head off a chicken this week in order to add something interesting. |
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daxingxing
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Joined: Apr 06, 2007
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Apr 09, 2007 - 01:36 PM |
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I lost my virginity at 19 too .But if it wasn't for the peer pressure, I could have lost my virginity later .It was stupid when i think back. |
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ArsenyVyacheslav
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Apr 09, 2007 - 01:50 PM |
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1 - I like Marshmallows
2 - I like girls, especially the boobies parts
3 - My name is Aresny
4 - I like Beans
5 - I like to have the sex
6 - i once saw a polar bear in the mountain
7 - one day i put a stone in my nose
8 - i like xujiahui
9 - i like marshmalls ( a lot)
10 - i once had a mouse down my pants. |
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Generic_User_Name
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Apr 09, 2007 - 01:52 PM |
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| ArsenyVyacheslav wrote: |
7 - one day i put a stone in my nose
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yingying236
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Apr 09, 2007 - 02:40 PM |
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1. i lost my virginity at 17
2. i have a huuuuuuge scar on my right arsecheek, had to get 7 stiches
3. i hate slugs and snails... if i see one my skin literally crawls (thinking about it is making me feel uneasy)
4. i dont like milk
5. i almost drowned in the pool at Hyde Swim Centre as when my mum was swimming away she pretended she was drowning, so i jumped in thinking i could save her.. i was wrong... and by the time i jumped in my mum had long gone. its ok though... some lifeguard saved me... i was 6? i think.
6. as a kid i was really fooking ugly and bullied
7. my second toe is slightly longer then my big toe
8. i hate marmite
9. i actually have lots of insecurities
10. iv had sex on the rooftop of a museum!!! (was awesome and fooking hilarious.. still makes me laugh thinking about it) |
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HoboJuice
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Apr 09, 2007 - 02:42 PM |
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yingy dearest, care to clarify number 2? I hope a whip was involved. |
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yingying236
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Apr 09, 2007 - 02:46 PM |
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^ im afraid i cant. its not as fun, sexy, adventurous etc... as id like it to be... so rather then telling the truth... or making up some story ... id rather let everyones imagination do the work. |
_________________ I've never done good things, I've never done bad things. |
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HoboJuice
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Apr 09, 2007 - 02:50 PM |
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whip it is then  |
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wolfy
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Apr 09, 2007 - 02:53 PM |
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1. I used to live in the same neighbourhood as Einstein and Mozart.
2. I can trace my family tree back to before the Spanish Armada.
3. I’m related to Frank Williams who own the F1 team.
4. I was school chess champion.
5. My home telephone number ends in 0000
6. I’ve been living overseas for six years.
7. I once scored some hash for Jamiroquai when they were playing in my hometown.
8. I’ve had two pictures exhibited by the Royal Academy of Art.
9. 11 is my lucky number, I was born on 11.11.1978
10. I walked into a street sign on Sunday morning and popped my lip open. |
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HoboJuice
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Apr 09, 2007 - 02:55 PM |
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wolf dude... our birthdays are exactly 6 years apart |
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8lrr8
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Apr 09, 2007 - 03:02 PM |
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| Post subject: Re: Ten Things You Never Knew About Me. |
| Generic_User_Name wrote: |
| 5. I nearly drowned in Maryland after trying to go surfing. |
i once nearly drowned after using my friend as a surfboard. more precisely, we both almost drowned. scary moment for the both of us.
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6. I had the shiit beaten out of me in Taipei.
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this sounds like an interesting story. care to share the details?
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| 7. I used to be able to drink coffee and could drink gallons of the stuff each day, but now if I drink it I get a headache and a stomach ache and it makes me feel a little jittery. |
i once had a large starbucks frap (or similar drink) on an empty stomach. i felt like i was about to short circuit from all the caffeine i had just injested. |
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8lrr8
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Apr 09, 2007 - 03:04 PM |
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| yingying236 wrote: |
| ^ im afraid i cant. its not as fun, sexy, adventurous etc... as id like it to be... so rather then telling the truth... or making up some story ... id rather let everyones imagination do the work. |
let me guess. u did the brandy your ass thing a la Jackass The Movie? |
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wolfy
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Apr 09, 2007 - 03:06 PM |
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HoboJuice
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Apr 09, 2007 - 03:08 PM |
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commando
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Apr 09, 2007 - 03:11 PM |
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1, my elder Brother is exactly 3 years older than me, both born on the same day three years apart
2, as a baby I redecorated my parents bathroom including the bath and toilet with a great coloured paint.
3, lost my false teeth in Shanghai.
4, survived the Tsunami.
5, had my photo taken with Nigel Benn ( the dark destroyer)
6, I was a bully at school.
7, back in the 90's I dropped 15 E's in one go.
8, was seriously fast on roller skates.
9, Joined Britains finest Soldiers.
10, crashed a rental car so that it ended up on its roof, walked out unscratched but then broke my ankle jumping over the ditch to get back onto the road. |
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Generic_User_Name
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Apr 09, 2007 - 03:20 PM |
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| commando wrote: |
7, back in the 90's I dropped 15 E's in one go.
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wolfy
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Apr 09, 2007 - 03:22 PM |
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mat
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Apr 09, 2007 - 03:25 PM |
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1 - fell out of the car on the way to kindergarten. rolled across road onto the someones front lawn
2 - at kindergarten, split my nose right open. 7 stiches
3 - split my big toe open on piece of tin in grade 1
4 - had the top of my finger severed in Shanghai
5 - crashed my brothers brand new motorbike, scarring my arm, and the bike
6 - crashed my cousins mini bike into a fence because i didn't know how to stop
7 - have a huge scar on my right wrist from a nice beating in Tongren Lu in which my mate nearly died.
8 - wanted to be a builder but my maths teacher enrolled me in all the maths accounting subjects, and told my parents that i had to be an Accountant. (probably just as well looking at 1 through 7)
9 - Was a state level rower
10 - I like a beer and a punt. |
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thewalrus
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Apr 09, 2007 - 03:40 PM |
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1 - Had my teeth knocked out by golf club when I was 9. I stood too close and it fcuking hurt.
2 - Nicknamed "Jailbait" back home as I once shagged a 16 private schoolgirl. I was 19 so it wasnt a big deal, but I thought she was 21. Had a shock when she walked in the next morning dressed in her school uniform. She was a stunner though, a blonde stunner.
3 - Have weak wrists. Really weak wrists.
4 - First memory is of me falling off a horse.
5 - My middle name is Anthony.
6 - First girlfiend was called Lisa Ireland. We were 7. And she was tall hottie.
7 - Growing up I wanted to be a PE teacher. Studied Education & Science at Uni for 2 years before booting it. Waste of time.
8 - Favourite quote is "Reality leaves a lot to the imagination".
9 - Was a junior golf champ.
10 - Longest relationship [before Mrs. Walrus] was with the district police boss' daughter. She was a frigid as a nun. She dropped me after she turned up to a party I went to [without her] and found me stoned out of my head talking to a tree. After that she turned into the biggest slut on 2 legs. |
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commando
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Apr 09, 2007 - 03:45 PM |
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Ha ha, number 10. classic. |
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thewalrus
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Apr 09, 2007 - 03:49 PM |
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Her name was Cassie. She was a ballroom dancer. Literally she wouldn't put out for anything. In the end she was shagging everything with 2 legs and a heartbeat. |
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guel27
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Apr 09, 2007 - 04:15 PM |
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1. Beat my playmate until he breaks his nose at 10
2. Hit my playmate with a stone on his head at 11
3. Lost my virginity at 13
4. Point a gun on a policeman's head at 13
5. Became the most notorious student at 14
6. Became one of the most powerful student at 14
7. Stabbed a snatcher at 20
8. Almost get killed in a gun fight 23
9. Start thinking of my future
10. Learn to be calm at 26 |
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HoboJuice
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Apr 09, 2007 - 04:30 PM |
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