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Post  Posted: July 11, 2007 - 05:38 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: Message from Reg

Reg gave me a call today. He said he is laying low as there have been "complaints" outside of Open Chat ,or so the moderators say [he doesnt even know what a moderator is!]. Reg said to tell them to get stuffed, and I openly agree with him on this one. We were meant to go to Macau next weekend but he's been done for selling fake condoms and is facing 5 years hard labour. Our thoughts are with you, Reginald.

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Post  Posted: July 11, 2007 - 05:41 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Fake condoms? I was wondering how the Reg made his money. They execute people for that these days, you know. Who's complaining about the Reg anyway? He tells it the way it is. No BS about him, just straight talking Reg. He's alright. I just wish he'd shout more often, that's all...

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Post  Posted: July 11, 2007 - 05:48 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

tell him to Get Stuffed!

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Post  Posted: July 11, 2007 - 05:49 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Yeah, supposedly he was cutting the ends of rubber gloves and dealing them off to the guys that sell DVD's/watches/bags....poor guy. Facing ahrd time.

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Post  Posted: July 11, 2007 - 05:51 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Wait for him to shout...

...then tell him to get stuffed.

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Post  Posted: July 11, 2007 - 07:22 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

maybe the condoms are made of plastic bag

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Post  Posted: July 11, 2007 - 08:52 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

In France, if you wear the whole glove, they call it a "French Tickler"
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Post  Posted: July 11, 2007 - 10:05 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

ahhh No wonder why...GET STUFFED!

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Post  Posted: July 11, 2007 - 10:29 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

LMAO is this a joke? lol
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Post  Posted: July 12, 2007 - 12:04 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I'll bake him a cake with a file in it. Love ya, Reg

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Post  Posted: July 12, 2007 - 12:29 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I bought some of those fake condoms and my gf ending up getting pregnant....with an African baby.

No wonder i reported him to the authorities.

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Post  Posted: July 12, 2007 - 03:58 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Wasn't that Reggie at the Mixer last night? He was the guy yelling at the bar staff to get stuffed. In fact, come to think about it, he was telling everyone to get stuffed. I think it's really cool how he printed his name card on individual condom packets.

I last saw him walking out with two hot babes [Was that Sienna and her friend?] and telling everyone to get stuffed.

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Post  Posted: July 12, 2007 - 04:12 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

*CheerLeader*Mao wrote:
I bought some of those fake condoms and my gf ending up getting pregnant....with an African baby.

No wonder i reported him to the authorities.



hahaha. So now he's even having them re-used. Reggie you dodgy bastard

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Post  Posted: July 12, 2007 - 04:21 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I think it's really quite innovative how Reggie has implemented that condom recycling program. I believe that it's a big hit in some parts of the country.

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Post  Posted: July 12, 2007 - 04:23 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I think Reggie uses the same method he does to get 4 days wear out of his underwear. Inside out and back the front!

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Post  Posted: July 12, 2007 - 04:29 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Is that why Reggie has a high pitched voice every second day?

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