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thewalrus
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Sep 28, 2007 - 06:43 PM |
 
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rugby league is Manly v Melbourne. |
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YorkshireKing
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Sep 28, 2007 - 10:53 PM |
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So, Manly versus Womanly then??   |
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Sep 29, 2007 - 07:04 AM |
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| So, Manly versus Womanly then?? |
Oi!! your banned. |
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onkieonk
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Sep 29, 2007 - 11:55 AM |
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are any events/drinks organised to watch the game? |
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flifox
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thewalrus
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Oct 02, 2007 - 03:42 PM |
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Look at the aiyi wth the pie ovens...ahaha! Poor bugger! |
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mat
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Oct 03, 2007 - 12:42 AM |
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That is great. Kit is going to sh1t himself. where do i get my bets on ? |
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mat
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pixelpunter
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Oct 07, 2007 - 11:05 AM |
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My condolences go out to all the Australians following their unbelievable defeat against the English last night. |
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wolfy
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Oct 07, 2007 - 11:39 AM |
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MyNameIsPablo
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Oct 07, 2007 - 11:50 AM |
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Yeah, sorry Aussies.
Not that I give a fcuk about sport.
HAHAHA!!! |
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TISM
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Oct 07, 2007 - 12:34 PM |
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great the m o d s are at it again must be a boring sunday |
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pixelpunter
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Oct 07, 2007 - 12:35 PM |
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Wolfy, don't get me wrong, I'm thrilled at the prospect of a South Africa vs. England final, especially after the last match that was played between them (35-0). Though, the way things are going at the moment, I'm just praying South Africa beats Fiji tonight, this world cup is a lot of things, but predictable isn't one of them. And Edgewood, if you're reading this, BlackAdder would just like to bring it to your attention that New Zealand are no longer in the running for the world cup and have once again choked. |
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thewalrus
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Oct 08, 2007 - 10:23 AM |
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Nah, I found the rewult to be deserved. The Wallabies were, lets be honest, quite shithouse. Well done Ingerlanda. |
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thewalrus
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In 2000, the purported tourist inquiries were presented within a framework of their having been asked in relation to the summer Olympics (which were held in Sydney, Australia, that year). Versions being circulated offered the claims that these questions and answers were from "the Sydney Olympic Committee via their Web site," or were "Questions e-mailed to the Olympics Info Line," or merely "Posted on an Australian Tourism Website":
Here are some of the classic questions that were asked of the Sydney Olympic Committee via their Web site, and answers supplied.
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: Upwards, out of the ground, like the person who asked this question, who themselves will need watering if their IQ drops any lower ...
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much beer you've consumed ...
Q: Which direction should I drive - Perth to Darwin or Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in Sydney.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, so you'll need to have started about a year ago to get there in time for this October ...
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: And accomplish what?
Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy)
A: I'm not touching this one ...
Q: My client wants to take a steel pooper-scooper into Australia. Will you let her in? (South Africa)
A: Why? We do have toilet paper here ...
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: No, I can't.
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: Under water?
Q: Do the camels in Australia have one hump or two? (UK)
A: What's the time frame?
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us ...
Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No. Everybody stinks.
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: Yes, but only in sporting supply stores, peoples' garages, and most national parks ...
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: This HAS to have been asked by a blonde ...
Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes. Gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Yes. At Christmas.
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when you get here.
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: Another blonde?
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: I love this one ... there are no rattlesnakes in Australia.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face North and you should be about right.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Americans have long had considerable trouble distinguishing between Austria and Australia.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A: Would you believe the Panda?
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: From Liz Taylor, perhaps?
Q: Are there places in Australia where you can make love outdoors? (Italy)
A: Yes. Outdoors.
Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)
A: No. And even if I could ...
http://www.snopes.com/travel/foreign/olympics.asp |
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TISM
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Oct 10, 2007 - 10:21 PM |
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imagine the stupid questions the Beijing Olympics guys are getting especially when you see some of the questions on this forum alone. |
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GC
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Oct 11, 2007 - 06:00 AM |
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| Look at the aiyi wth the pie ovens...ahaha! Poor bugger! |
whats with the nazi salute? |
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thewalrus
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Oct 11, 2007 - 07:50 AM |
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| thewalrus wrote: |
| Look at the aiyi wth the pie ovens...ahaha! Poor bugger! |
whats with the nazi salute? |
Yeah, that looks a bit dodgy!
Can we get this thread back to "Open"? |
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mat
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Oct 11, 2007 - 09:16 PM |
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What the hell is this doing in this section? bloody hell!!! a bit too much colorful (yeah, that's how it's friggin spelt) language to be in this section isn't it? |
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booboo
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Oct 13, 2007 - 07:15 PM |
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hey youse...
i've just finished eating a beautiful tasting meat pie, fair dinkum it's the best one i've had here in shangers yet & tastes heaps like the pies from Oz. I ordered it from kookapies.com & they delivered the next day. bonza mate!
kooka pies you bloody rippa! |
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mat
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Oct 14, 2007 - 08:47 AM |
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yeah, there are a couple of pie companies now. Kookas and Shanghai Pie Company.
The Kookas ones are solid, great pies. The SPC ones are a bit more gourmet style. Both great. |
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TISM
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Oct 14, 2007 - 10:43 AM |
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double |
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TISM
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mat
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Oct 14, 2007 - 06:55 PM |
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Mars Bars at Citysupermarket. GIDDYUP. |
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mat
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Oct 15, 2007 - 09:30 AM |
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False Alarm. They are the Pommy ones, made in Ireland and taste like ****. it's basically the same as our Milky Ways. The chocolate tastes like crap too. |
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