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*CheerLeader*Mao
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Joined: July 07, 2004
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Location: frenCh belgiuM
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Aug 13, 2007 - 10:42 PM |
 
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Each day feel free to post the most funny, interesting, angry, crazy, strange text message you received that day. If things go well we can nominated Text of the Month as well. |
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*CheerLeader*Mao
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Joined: July 07, 2004
Posts: 4678
Location: frenCh belgiuM
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Aug 13, 2007 - 10:43 PM |
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Holy Sh1t. Bicycle-ayi-prostitute working it hard. Dressed up a bit today too. Bike seems cleaner. Didn't want to take no for an answer. Thank God i am a model of self control. |
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Lordlunchalot
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Joined: Apr 23, 2007
Posts: 1379
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Aug 13, 2007 - 11:09 PM |
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I just opened the package. Its full of money. But don t worry i will pay you back..... |
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dannyboy
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Joined: Sep 16, 2004
Posts: 484
Location: Shanghai
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Aug 14, 2007 - 10:58 AM |
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i am not fear kiss, the answer is we are not know each other. i am not know which kind of you, is a bad-man or a good-man. |
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yu888
Board Deity
Joined: Jan 25, 2003
Posts: 18042
Location: ZhongShanParkArea SH
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Aug 14, 2007 - 11:07 AM |
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received this morning...
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| (chinese italicized) Can you please translate this? "what would you like to do this evening? you like to watch a movie on dvd at my place? jens" Seems this guy jens thinks this gal can read enough english to understand his message... |
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Thoughts & updates about Shanghai On my Blog for more details:Random Thoughts about Living in Shanghai...and more |
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TISM
SuperStar
Joined: July 14, 2005
Posts: 1561
Location: often @ the shed
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Aug 14, 2007 - 11:09 AM |
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^ should have been 'tonight - DVD - my place' direct but probably work |
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yu888
Board Deity
Joined: Jan 25, 2003
Posts: 18042
Location: ZhongShanParkArea SH
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Aug 14, 2007 - 11:11 AM |
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Magnolia
Board Biatch
Joined: June 01, 2004
Posts: 31083
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Aug 14, 2007 - 11:12 AM |
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"not now. later. maybe. but let's chat now because it's driving me insane. call me."
can we say there are issues? |
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BOYCOTT BENSON SALON |
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yu888
Board Deity
Joined: Jan 25, 2003
Posts: 18042
Location: ZhongShanParkArea SH
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Aug 14, 2007 - 11:21 AM |
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DesertSpider
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Joined: Jan 19, 2007
Posts: 4417
Location: SHANGHAI, CHINA
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Aug 14, 2007 - 12:59 PM |
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'when u arrive bar, I wanna be fashioned so I will be late than u' |
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| I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. |
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TISM
SuperStar
Joined: July 14, 2005
Posts: 1561
Location: often @ the shed
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Aug 14, 2007 - 01:23 PM |
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^ sounds like a drunk text |
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Swiss-James
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Joined: Jan 05, 2007
Posts: 2502
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Aug 14, 2007 - 01:25 PM |
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My blog is working again now- which I'm sure is an enormous relief to everyone. |
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SirFiddler
Board Legend
Joined: Mar 30, 2004
Posts: 11445
Location: Very close to a bottle of chilled Boags
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Aug 14, 2007 - 03:54 PM |
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^ hahahaha, i've seen that one on your blog and am still puzzled what he tried to say with it |
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Beer...Soooo much more than just breakfast www.justbeer.cn |
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BONNIE
Veejay
Joined: June 17, 2005
Posts: 1909
Location: Amsterdam/Shanghai
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Aug 14, 2007 - 04:10 PM |
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It's not my bad. I have no ID |
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Siberia.......Here I come ! |
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GC
The Ginger Prince
Joined: Dec 01, 2003
Posts: 21536
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Aug 15, 2007 - 08:01 AM |
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| dannyboy wrote: |
| i am not fear kiss, the answer is we are not know each other. i am not know which kind of you, is a bad-man or a good-man. |
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You turned on the lights, Fuelled U boats by night, That's how you repay us, It's time to go home. |
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dannyboy
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Joined: Sep 16, 2004
Posts: 484
Location: Shanghai
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Aug 15, 2007 - 10:31 AM |
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My 'girlfriend' is an alcoholic, lord i think i am dating a female anthony. Help! |
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*CheerLeader*Mao
Post Roaster
Joined: July 07, 2004
Posts: 4678
Location: frenCh belgiuM
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Aug 15, 2007 - 10:36 AM |
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bu ke yi, wo bu qu nan ren jia li  |
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mrpango
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Joined: Jan 26, 2007
Posts: 3274
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Aug 15, 2007 - 10:57 AM |
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Money change next week. At Xujiahui cathedral in the confessional. You screw get ready to meet your maker! |
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Well, may as well start a blog http://www.sinocracy.com/ - click at your leisure! |
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Swiss-James
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Joined: Jan 05, 2007
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Aug 15, 2007 - 11:39 AM |
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| ^ hahahaha, i've seen that one on your blog and am still puzzled what he tried to say with it |
He sends it every month now, the lanky miserable twit. |
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My blog is working again now- which I'm sure is an enormous relief to everyone. |
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queenmab
Wonder Wit
Joined: June 07, 2003
Posts: 3665
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Aug 15, 2007 - 01:51 PM |
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"E i left my dress at ur haus, jojo wh*re"
lmao |
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DesertSpider
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Joined: Jan 19, 2007
Posts: 4417
Location: SHANGHAI, CHINA
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Aug 15, 2007 - 01:54 PM |
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I know a girl named "Jojo" that really thinks she's white. |
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| I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. |
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melvin
Barker
Joined: Feb 28, 2007
Posts: 141
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Aug 15, 2007 - 03:09 PM |
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"Give yourself a rub now!" |
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hc
Post Roaster
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
Posts: 4545
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Aug 15, 2007 - 03:37 PM |
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hammerforlife
Fire-eater
Joined: May 24, 2004
Posts: 2701
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Aug 15, 2007 - 03:39 PM |
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Last week:
"I have a house full of nuns at the moment" |
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bleucheese
Veejay
Joined: Aug 01, 2003
Posts: 1993
Location: this side of the tracks
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Aug 15, 2007 - 04:40 PM |
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"id rather be sleazy then stupid" |
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