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1927 Speedo -In 1927 Speedo launched the revolutionary 'racer-back' style, which reduced fabric drag. In 1955, Speedo introduced the use of nylon for their racing swimwear. At the 1968, 1972 and 1976 Olympics, more than 70 per cent of all swimming medals were won by competitors wearing Speedo.


Thank god for that. What clever people they must be.
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1897 Differential gears - David Shearer of South Australia built a steam car with a differential inside left rear wheel hub.


Not true. The differential gear was used by James Watt.

I could swear I've seen reconstructions of a Tang dynasty chariot that had an always-north pointing arm. It was driven by a primitive but complicated differential gear train.
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So basically Aussies are good at telling porkies and saying 'G'day mate' and drinking beer and having bbq's. Big woo hoo!!

I mean it comes to something when I hear an American friend of mine say to me (while a bunch of Aussies are drinking at the next table): 'Shiit, I can't stand these people with their whining accents...'.

Australians - you are the new yanks. You are embarrassing to be with.

HAHAHAHA!!!


I love it. Keep it coming you clown! Ahahaha!

Come and dump shit on us this Saturday from 6 PM @ the Shangri La. Its the Australian ball. I'll be the one wearing the AC/DC shirt and Winfield Blue ciggie in me gob.
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Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

hahahahahaha......

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I'll be the one wearing the AC/DC shirt and Winfield Blue ciggie in me gob.


you friggin arseclown. So you are going dressed as Reggie? Tryin to pull a few of the sheilas are youse?

Get Stuffed

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You are a legend Reginald!
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I'd rather be an "Aussie" than a "Yank", but thank god every day that I'm an Englishman!!

Just wish we had the bloody weather yous'e get!

One day I might move there! See How you Fecking like it!

@Reggie,

The last time you got laid, it was Ferguson in the Nick! Shocked

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Jesus. He looks like the bloody guard at the Cessnock detention centre that i used to nick ciggies off.

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Fcuk off Aussies ya bunch of tossers!!

Hang on let me do an aussie impression:

'oh yeah mate, ya know, fcking poms mate, get on me tits mate, ya know, whine whine whine, speaking out the side o' me gob ya know, mate...'

Your country gives the world nothing except a load of gob shite.

Now fcuk off!!

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^Aw mate, Don't you just love it mate??

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Thats why our comedies are the best in the world!!
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So how you enjoying the Melbourne sunshine, Pablo?

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MyNameIsPablo wrote:
Fcuk off Aussies ya bunch of tossers!!

Hang on let me do an aussie impression:

'oh yeah mate, ya know, fcking poms mate, get on me tits mate, ya know, whine whine whine, speaking out the side o' me gob ya know, mate...'

Your country gives the world nothing except a load of gob shite.

Now fcuk off!!


You're a A Grade clown! Ahahaha. Love this ****.

Seriously, come on Saturday night. Just say you're the second assistant to the cultural attache in Beijing. You'll have a cracker.
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And get arse shagged by a bunch of gay Aussies?

No thanks you second rate crap suit wearing arse clown yank wannabe.

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No thanks you second rate crap suit wearing arse clown yank wannabe.


Thats the best thing I've heard all day.
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I bet it is along with 'Welcome to McDonalds, enjoy your meal'.

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no i think it would be up there with
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Oh look, it can actually speak.

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Post  Posted: Sep 13, 2007 - 04:46 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

So, is New Zealand to Australia as Canada is to the US?

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I bet it is along with 'Welcome to McDonalds, enjoy your meal'.


Lets rumble!

I'm thinking a bit of greco-roman wrestling outside HongKou Stadium sometime next week will settle this. Preferably just before one of the Woman's World Cup games. I'm going to beat your arse down!

PS - bring the baby oil.
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PS - bring the baby oil.


Shocked Shocked



Please don't let this thread die yet... I'm having too much fun.

Laughing

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I was talking last night with a young man from Australia about the differences between Ozwalds and South Ifrikens. We couldn't think of any, can you?

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Bugger off swiss boy and go sit on some fence somewhere! wink2

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I'm not bloody Swiss!

Australia:
Full of racists and spiders

South Africa:
Full of spiders and racists

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hahaha

We are not racist, we just don't like wogs, yanks and poms. Everyone else is ok.

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Fair do's

Australia
Former colony, funny accent, good at sports

South Africa
Hilarious accent, good at sports, former colony

What's the South African equivalent of a good old Aussie battler I wonder?

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