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Post  Posted: Sep 12, 2007 - 06:35 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: Boring Thread 16.0!

Its a the new boring 16.0! 16 - things that have 16 that i can think of at the moment are F-16, Sixteen Candles, 16 Blocks, Apollo 16.
And for newbies who don't know how the Boring Thread is started it is customary for the person who is first on page 101 of the last Boring thread to start the new one. I name this thread Boring 16.0 May God bless her and all who post in her and in the name of tradition - asscheeks

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Cheers to the original Boring... we will never forget you! And in case you ever wish to visit or want to know what the heck is going on....

http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/index.php?name=MDForum&file=viewtopic&t=1 5816


...and Boring Thread 2.0 ...

http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/index.php?name=MDForum&file=viewtopic&t=3 9695


...and Boring Thread 3.0

http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/index.php?name=MDForum&file=viewtopic&t=4 1578


...and Boring Thread 4.0

http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/index.php?name=MDForum&file=viewtopic&t=4 3459


...and Boring Thread 5.0 (record holder for the speediest 100 pages in history!)

http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/index.php?name=MDForum&file=viewtopic&t=4 5505


....and Boring Thread 6.0 (second speediest 100 pages in history!)

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...and Boring Thread 7.0

http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/index.php?name=MDForum&file=viewtopic&t=4 6857


... and Boring Thread 8.0

http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/index.php?name=MDForum&file=viewtopic&t=4 9008


...and Boring Thread 9.0

http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/index.php?name=MDForum&file=viewtopic&t=5 0305


... and Boring Thread 10.0

http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/index.php?name=MDForum&file=viewtopic&t=5 1779


... and Boring Thread 11.0

http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/index.php?name=MDForum&file=viewtopic&t=5 3191

... and Boring Thread 12.0

http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/index.php?name=MDForum&file=viewtopic&t=5 6650

...and Boring Thread 13.0

http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/index.php?name=MDForum&file=viewtopic&t=5 8869

...and Boring Thread 14.0

http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/index.php?name=MDForum&file=viewtopic&t=6 0882


yu888 wrote:
Simple posting rules for this thread:

Post almost anything and everything provided it does not belong in the PIT.
This thread is mostly self moderated and it sucks when it requires active moderation.
Have fun and don't take things too seriously.
But forum terms of service do apply.

And oh yeah, first post on a page... traditionally calls for an exclaimation of sorts. Somehow its been mostly "asscheeks". Dont ask, read thru all the threads and maybe you can tell me. Smile


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Post  Posted: Sep 12, 2007 - 06:35 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Dammit! Smile So much for my theft attempt!

Yay! New boring on the way!

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Well, now that that's over with, I'm off to watch Eureka.

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Post  Posted: Sep 12, 2007 - 07:29 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

What is the purpose of this?

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^ Yes. Can someone tell us?

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Oh... it was an attempt to steal the limelight!

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well, at least i get to be on page 1 of the new thread, i always miss it...however, you will notice a certain other thread is on page 104 now....either the rules have changed or something is amiss...I blame Pablo
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I blame it on the boogie.

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Don't blame it on sunshine, don't blame it on moonlight, don't blame it on good times, blame it on the boogie...

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but bougie is sunshine, you are the moonlight, and Pablo is definitely a good time
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I just can't
I just can't
I just can't control my feet

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^^drunk again !
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ooh, a new boring!!
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I got excited earlier, i thought i'd caught a mouse - but it was a false alarm... i think i need better bait - what do mice like? and don't say cheese - i think that's a common misconception
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bellabella wrote:
I got excited earlier, i thought i'd caught a mouse - but it was a false alarm... i think i need better bait - what do mice like? and don't say cheese - i think that's a common misconception


Does anyone remember the sketch from "The Young Ones" with the tampon? Very Happy

Mice prefer chocolate over cheese so go for that.

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are you freaking serious with me? Did TISM start this thread? I mean who is TISM? a fat beer belly old white expat who says he dislikes chinese golddiggers but actually wish they came up tp him?

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sienna wrote:
are you freaking serious with me? Did TISM start this thread? I mean who is TISM? a fat beer belly old white expat who says he dislikes chinese golddiggers but actually wish they came up tp him?


Good to see its business as usual on the first page of the new boring!

Sienna, you really are becoming bitter as ****! Yes winter is nearly here, yes you're missing Shanghai, yes you're back studying in Sweden, bit for **** sake, cheer up!

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so i'm watching friends, a really old episode (well they all are now really), and ross and rachel are together and monica and richard are together. it's the episode where richard tells monica he loves her for the first time and ross and rachel are going to have animal sex (i think i watch friends too much!) and anyway rachel and monica meet in the bathroom to get the condoms - now here comes the problem, who the hell keeps the condoms in the bathroom? like a store of condoms? you keep them by your bed - especially if you are sleeping with someone! and you don't share your stash of condoms with your flatmate! really why would you keep them in the bathroom? i mean they break the mood at the best of times but especially if you have to go to a whole other room to get them! so stupid and unrealistic!

ok rant over, i've wanted to get that off my chest for a while....
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GC wrote:
sienna wrote:
are you freaking serious with me? Did TISM start this thread? I mean who is TISM? a fat beer belly old white expat who says he dislikes chinese golddiggers but actually wish they came up tp him?


Good to see its business as usual on the first page of the new boring!

Sienna, you really are becoming bitter as ****! Yes winter is nearly here, yes you're missing Shanghai, yes you're back studying in Sweden, bit for **** sake, cheer up!


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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trust me, im actually really enjoying my life here in Stockholm.

shanghai is colder than sweden during winter. so no thanks.

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GC wrote:
bellabella wrote:
I got excited earlier, i thought i'd caught a mouse - but it was a false alarm... i think i need better bait - what do mice like? and don't say cheese - i think that's a common misconception


Does anyone remember the sketch from "The Young Ones" with the tampon? Very Happy

Mice prefer chocolate over cheese so go for that.


yes my mum's pest control guy says they like mars bars (she manages property that's why she has a pest control guy - actually so do i, i should talk to my pest control guys - i find it very odd that i have fallen into the same line of work as my mother..)
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bellabella wrote:
... what do mice like? and don't say cheese - i think that's a common misconception

Girl mice Razz Otherwise, try peanut butter.
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trust me, im actually really enjoying my life here in Stockholm.

shanghai is colder than sweden during winter. so no thanks.


I thought there was no daylight from October to April and you had to dig one metre though ice to catch fish?

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sienna wrote:
are you freaking serious with me? Did TISM start this thread? I mean who is TISM? a fat beer belly old white expat who says he dislikes chinese golddiggers but actually wish they came up tp him?



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