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Post  Posted: Oct 09, 2007 - 08:50 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?

A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
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Post  Posted: Oct 09, 2007 - 08:56 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
^oooooooh, that's harsh ...........
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q. why do you like kitty?
a. cause everything if it involves kitty, then I would like to put in here, included some avatar~~~~~~

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Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A. Breasts don't have eyes.
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Post  Posted: Oct 10, 2007 - 12:50 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
q. why guys stand up and in front of toilet????
a. cause they can pee and fart in toilet all day and night (without any rest)

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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Post  Posted: Oct 17, 2007 - 05:23 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Ha ha ha. Love this thread. Keep it going, Juan_Tamad.

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Why do Chinese men die before their wives...Because they want to..

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Woman contol 75% of the worlds wealth...and 100% of it's kitty

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SherBo wrote:
Woman contol 75% of the worlds wealth...and 100% of it's kitty


KITTY KITTY I SAID P U S S Y
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anyone have Two nipples for a dime...

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A guy's wife comes homes with a new fur coat...she tells her husband she won it in a raffel..she ask him to draw her a bath she is very tired......Next she comes home with a Diamond Ring..she tells him she was very lucky, and won another raffel...she then said"I am very tired can you fix me another bath" she goes in the bathroom and there is only 1/4" of water in the tub..she asks'why so little water?" He replies "I don't want you to get your raffel ticket wet...

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God make something better then a woman..but he kept it for himself....

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I was told by very wise older Chinese man...If they didn't have Vaginas.. there would be a bounty on them....................

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your GF is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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It's like a Bernard Manning show.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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Post  Posted: Oct 19, 2007 - 04:48 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
why do men always like beer?????

because when they drink beer, they also pee at same time and beer's color also is yellow in their pee~~~~~~

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Post  Posted: Oct 19, 2007 - 05:06 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Nathalie25 wrote:
why do men always like beer?????

because when they drink beer, they also pee at same time and beer's color also is yellow in their pee~~~~~~


Shocked didn't get the jok Shocked
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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kamote wrote:
Nathalie25 wrote:
why do men always like beer?????

because when they drink beer, they also pee at same time and beer's color also is yellow in their pee~~~~~~


Shocked didn't get the jok Shocked


THats two of us
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Post  Posted: Oct 22, 2007 - 12:23 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
SherBo wrote:
kamote wrote:
Nathalie25 wrote:
why do men always like beer?????

because when they drink beer, they also pee at same time and beer's color also is yellow in their pee~~~~~~


Shocked didn't get the jok Shocked


THats two of us



beer =pee,

hahaha~~~~~~


you two are fool, lol~~~~~~

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Two men are talking.

The Asian guy said, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes."

"Amazing," said the American guy, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons."
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Post  Posted: Oct 23, 2007 - 09:01 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
What do you do if your Girlfriend walks-out on you?

You shut and lock the door.
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