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Post  Posted: Oct 23, 2007 - 09:23 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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Two men are talking.

The Asian guy said, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes."

"Amazing," said the American guy, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons."



2 guys taking about some women in their office and one of them said that my girl she wanted to stop her relationship with him was just because her man from America and another maN WHO ALSO TALKING ABOUT WOMEN IN HIS OFFICE HE ALSO SAID THAT HIS WOMAN WANNA LEAVE HIM WAS JUST BECAUSE HE IS A BALD~~~~~

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After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant. After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The new husband looked at his bride and said, "You know what I really feel like honey ?"

"Well sure," she blushed, "But we go to eat sometime !"
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Post  Posted: Oct 23, 2007 - 04:11 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

"So I hear you and your girlfriend split up recently , what happened ?"

"Well, would you want to be with someone who cheats, drinks and has a bad personal hygiene ?

"No of course not"

"See, neither did she"

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Post  Posted: Oct 23, 2007 - 04:28 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

An Italian man, a French man and an English man are discussing making love to their wives. The Italian says 'When I make the love to my beautiful wife, she will rise 6 inches from the bed'.

The French guy, not to be outdone, says, 'When I make ze love to ze wife, she rise 12 inches off ze bed'.

The English bloke looks at the other two and says 'That's nothing. I shag the missus and after I finish wipe me knob on the curtains and she hits the roof'.

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Post  Posted: Oct 24, 2007 - 08:55 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
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Post  Posted: Oct 24, 2007 - 01:02 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

A Doctors' Convention

A Japanese doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another,
and have him out looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says, 'That is nothing. We can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work
in four weeks.'

A British doctor says, 'In my country medicine is so advanced
that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and
have both of them out looking for work in two weeks.'

The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, 'You
guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, send
her to Washington where she will become President, and then half the
country will be out looking for work.'

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Post  Posted: Oct 24, 2007 - 01:41 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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Post  Posted: Oct 24, 2007 - 04:29 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Juan_Tamad wrote:
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.


so we now have more than 1000000000 guys that only have one-eyed faces to face their wives and girl friends to relate with,hahah~~~~~~
ANd that's why i never wanna join those people to taalk with them in person,imagine what we girls will think of when we meet one eyed men in public places,lol~~~~~~~

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Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
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you are too old to type your words here, Juan_Tamad~~~~~~
yeah, then you guys will do your best to type your words in this board after you read my words from your toilets~~~~haha~~~~~~

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Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
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Post  Posted: Oct 26, 2007 - 09:14 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

i am confused, cause i just knew that all men are the types of do-it-yourself from Juan_Tamad~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Post  Posted: Oct 26, 2007 - 10:08 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.

If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.

If, however, it just sits in your living room,
messes up your stuff, eats your food,
uses your telephone, takes your money, and never appears to have noticed that
you actually set it free in the first place,

You either married it or gave birth to it!
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Post  Posted: Oct 26, 2007 - 04:57 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

some people they like neutral, no matter it involves politics or business or any kind of situation~~~~

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Post  Posted: Oct 26, 2007 - 05:38 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Nathalie25 wrote:
you are too old to type your words here, Juan_Tamad~~~~~~
yeah, then you guys will do your best to type your words in this board after you read my words from your toilets~~~~haha~~~~~~


You tell him, Nat!!

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Post  Posted: Nov 06, 2007 - 10:03 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Marriage is love.
Love is blind.

Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
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Post  Posted: Nov 06, 2007 - 12:41 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Single is best, so many many people their eyes are very bright~~~~~~

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
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Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 09:56 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

That's funny...but I like to share my food. I think it's more fun. yum

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Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 01:01 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Juan_Tamad wrote:
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.ou wish you had ordered that instead.



so how many wives or husbands do you want to order or have????????

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Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 02:17 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen
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Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 03:16 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Juan_Tamad wrote:
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen


then, in the fourth year, they both divorced from each other~~~~~~~

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zhendema?
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Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 04:28 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

99.99999999999999% is true~~~~~~~~~

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Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 04:33 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

But CoffeHawk_0 is the 0.00000000000001% exception.

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