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Juan_Tamad
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A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks: "What's that for?"
"It's for your headache," he replies.
"I don't have a headache," she insists.
He replies: "Gotcha!" |
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Juan_Tamad
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A guy phones a hospital and says: "I want to speak to my mother in law."
The receptionist replies: "I'm sorry, but she died yesterday."
The next day he phones again and asks the same question.
The receptionist replies: "I told you yesterday, she died last week."
The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his mother in law.
By this time the hospital receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says: "I keep telling you that your mother in law already died. Why do you keep calling?"
The guy says: "Because I just love hearing it." |
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sunshinerainbow
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Apr 11, 2009 - 10:29 AM |
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It was on the free shuttle bus of the DA LUN FA shopping mall.
MOM: Did you love him before?
ME: Yes! Very much!
MOM: Do you love him now?
ME: yes, very much about someone I am still loving in !
MOM: Will you love him in the future?
ME: yes, if possible I will love him forever !
MOM: So who are you in love with at present?
ME: BBM !
On my way home.............................[/quote] |
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sunshinerainbow
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Apr 11, 2009 - 07:56 PM |
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At home..........................................
MOM: When you fight for your love, you both win!
ME: If I keep fighting with him, that means something between us! Something! Something! Something!
ME: If I dont bother fighting with him, that means nothing between us! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!
MOM: 是这样的！你越是理睬他，他越是来劲！你冷他个一两年，我保证他会let it go! |
I can't cheat my mom, neither myself or that brazilian man, so please no more fight in here, I like peace, I follow the feelings of mine to deal with all my issues, I am very emotional, but I am not that kind of fool, heheheh.....
Anyway, my mom never bother me when I manage all my privacy in all my single days, so please stop talking about someone her mom in Shexpat, for peace sake, yeah !
I think someone and me we have some feelings with each other when we glance at both of us in Malones, hahaha....... |
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sunshinerainbow
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Apr 11, 2009 - 08:07 PM |
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At home..........................................
MOM: When you fight for your love, you both win!
ME: If I keep fighting with him, that means something between us! Something! Something! Something!
ME: If I dont bother fighting with him, that means nothing between us! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!
MOM: 是这样的！你越是理睬他，他越是来劲！你干脆索性冷他个一两年(ignoring him for one or two years)，我保证他会自然而然地放手(let it go naturely)! |
no, I don't think so, this is a very logic strategy, cause if someone he loves you, then he will chase you whenever he wants to, so if I stop talking with someone for one or two years, then someone he will not stop his chasing, someone he will continue to chase me until he can get me in some day, so for this reason, then I know someone he will continue to ask me for his love issues in his further days, I know someone his personality very well, I know someone he is just as stubborn as me in there, hahaha...... |
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sunshinerainbow
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sunshinerainbow
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sunshinerainbow
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Juan_Tamad
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Apr 13, 2009 - 04:50 PM |
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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned overand said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" |
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TheviLapple
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Apr 13, 2009 - 05:39 PM |
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No need to ban me or ignore me, coz I just grab a new English word "dispear"!
Well, actually not quite a new one to learn just like my bad spelling!
I check it out in the dictionary, disappear means.............
Yes, 13 dots! |
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sunshinerainbow
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Apr 13, 2009 - 06:51 PM |
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Well what I learned from this story is the moral: The greedy value possessions so much that they never gain anything of real value.
Look I am a book lover. I have a lot of books on the bookshelf, but I've never spent some time reading them. Now I am quiting the radio, let me have a new start! New life! New! New! Finish those books! Finish every book! Really no time for fighting and arguing with someone! If you fight for your love, you both win as a couple. If you keep fighting with someone, something in between. If you dont bother fighting with someone, nothing in between. Thats my logic! |
Your logic is that you wanna sex with someone and you wanna know someone she can fit with your sex requirement or not in nowadays, also if someone she can not satisfy your sex requirement, then you will seek another girl to play with your same sex performance from your next second, yeah ,over ! |
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TheviLapple
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Apr 13, 2009 - 06:55 PM |
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No need to ban me or ignore me, coz I just grab a new English word "dispear"!
Well, actually not quite a new one to learn just like my bad spelling!
I check it out in the dictionary, disappear means.............
Yes, 13 dots! |
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jeffinflorida
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Apr 13, 2009 - 07:17 PM |
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^ hahaahaha listen NO ONES knows what she says... |
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sunshinerainbow
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Apr 13, 2009 - 07:21 PM |
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Well what I learned from this story is the moral: The greedy value possessions so much that they never gain anything of real value.
Look I am a book lover. I have a lot of books on the bookshelf, but I've never spent some time reading them. Now I am quiting the radio, let me have a new start! New life! New! New! Finish those books! Finish every book! Really no time for fighting and arguing with someone! If you fight for your love, you both win as a couple. If you keep fighting with someone, something in between. If you dont bother fighting with someone, nothing in between. Thats my logic! |
Your logic is that you wanna sex with someone and you wanna know someone she can fit with your sex requirement or not in nowadays, also if someone she can not satisfy your sex requirement, then you will seek another girl to play with your same sex performance from your next second, yeah ,over ! |
Sunshinerainbow
Do I know you?
Sorry! I dont know you! Sorry! I dont know what you are talking about!
Sorry! |
I am making fun in monday night ! |
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sunshinerainbow
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sunshinerainbow
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Apr 13, 2009 - 08:37 PM |
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A master degree woman tells all her friends that if someone no matter men or women if his or her English is so poor for speaking or reading any of characters in here, then she should go the hospital for curing his or her weakness of English immediately, then another day when that master degree woman went back to visit her husband in some Chinese operation room, then her husband just asked her that she should learn the Chinese instead of being a blind fag for any English characters from the second of death person that her husband he was just trying to push it away from the corpse, so yes, I just read someone her comments from my blog, yeah, cheers ! |
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Juan_Tamad
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Apr 14, 2009 - 04:09 PM |
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Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer.
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says: "I think I’m going to divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over two months."
Earl continues slowly, thoughtfully sipping his beer and then says: "You better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find." |
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LeckMich
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Apr 16, 2009 - 05:46 PM |
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If a man stands in a forest all alone, where no woman can hear him, and speaks the truth - is he still wrong? |
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sunshinerainbow
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before a man promises his woman about how he will treat his woman as in his date, then we should realize that all things can be possible for this man to do whatever he likes in that jungle dingle, yeah ! |
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jeffinflorida
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tihZ_hO
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Apr 18, 2009 - 05:38 PM |
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It was on the free shuttle bus of the DA LUN FA shopping mall.
MOM: Did you love him before?
ME: Yes! Very much!
MOM: Do you love him now?
ME: yes, very much about someone I am still loving in !
MOM: Will you love him in the future?
ME: yes, if possible I will love him forever !
MOM: So who are you in love with at present?
ME: BBM !
On my way home............................. |
When nut was just a baby nut's mum was getting onto a bus and the bus driver said: "We don't allow monkeys to ride" while pointing at nut.
Nut's mum got very upset and shouted at the bus driver: "This is a little girl"!
The surprised bus driver finally allowed nut and mum to get on and they moved to the back of the bus.
A passenger asked nut's mum what happened as he heard shouting. Nut's mum told the man the bus driver was very rude to her daughter.
The passenger then said "You go back up to that bus driver and you really let him have it...don't worry, I'll hold your monkey for you!" |
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sunshinerainbow
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Apr 20, 2009 - 11:12 AM |
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It was on the free shuttle bus of the DA LUN FA shopping mall.
MOM: Did you love him before?
ME: Yes! Very much!
MOM: Do you love him now?
ME: yes, very much about someone I am still loving in !
MOM: Will you love him in the future?
ME: yes, if possible I will love him forever !
MOM: So who are you in love with at present?
ME: BBM !
On my way home............................. |
When nut was just a baby nut's mum was getting onto a bus and the bus driver said: "We don't allow monkeys to ride" while pointing at nut.
Nut's mum got very upset and shouted at the bus driver: "This is a little girl"!
The surprised bus driver finally allowed nut and mum to get on and they moved to the back of the bus.
A passenger asked nut's mum what happened as he heard shouting. Nut's mum told the man the bus driver was very rude to her daughter.
The passenger then said "You go back up to that bus driver and you really let him have it...don't worry, I'll hold your monkey for you!" |
I guess the monkey will be dominated by a starving passenger wolf in her further days, hahaha....... |
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sunshinerainbow
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Apr 20, 2009 - 11:17 AM |
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Yes, you are a fool! So you can't fool me around!
Nope, I am not a fool! But I can fool you around!
Unfiar, right? That's life! Life is life!
What goes around, comes around!
走了穿红的，还有戴绿的！
Don't waste time on me, find somebody else! Man! |
绿你个头, 红你个鬼!
Are you starving so much in there or are you just trying to flirt anyone that you think it can feed your empty stomach in nowadays ? |
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jeffinflorida
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Apr 20, 2009 - 05:29 PM |
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^ Dude that shiit getting as old as the cum stains on bloomark's underwear... |
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Juan_Tamad
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| sunshinerainbow wrote: |
| before a man promises his woman about how he will treat his woman as in his date, then we should realize that all things can be possible for this man to do whatever he likes in that jungle dingle, yeah ! |
Best JOKE ever!!!
The poster, I mean |
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