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Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 04:55 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

That_Chinese_Girl wrote:
But CoffeHawk_0 is the 0.00000000000001% exception.


yeah,because he is single, so let's be single,ok?

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Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 06:05 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Is he single because he just signed his 4th divorce paper?

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Post  Posted: Nov 08, 2007 - 09:22 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing -

either the car is new

or the wife is new
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Post  Posted: Nov 08, 2007 - 10:23 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

yeah, guys like changing the girls as many as they can, that's why they always have new shoes ,cheers~~~~~

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Post  Posted: Nov 09, 2007 - 08:50 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Before marriage,
a man 'yearns' for the woman he loves.

After the marriage,
the 'Y' becomes silent.
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Juan_Tamad, you don't want to be silent,right ?

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Post  Posted: Nov 09, 2007 - 06:36 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

silent but deadly?
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Post  Posted: Nov 12, 2007 - 08:57 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Marriage is an institution :

a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters
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Post  Posted: Nov 12, 2007 - 09:30 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Seduction isn’t making someone do something he/she doesn’t want to do…

It’s enticing someone to do something he/she already and secretly wants to do.
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Post  Posted: Nov 13, 2007 - 09:19 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer
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Juan_Tamad wrote:
It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer


lots of stresses you men will suffer after you guys married with your girls~~~

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The only unnatural sex act is one which you cannot perform
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Post  Posted: Nov 14, 2007 - 12:38 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

the problem is when people they date with their mates, it always only has 2 person to join it, one is man, another is his woman, not the audiences~~~~~

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Post  Posted: Nov 15, 2007 - 09:19 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Men make love more intensely at twenty, but make love better, however, after thirty.
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I never heard that~~~~~~~
why make love or sex is so important to you guys?????
if some relstionship it only based on sex, then I would rather quit it and never touch it for fooling myself in life~~~~

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Post  Posted: Nov 16, 2007 - 03:26 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

SnappySammy wrote:
Ever wonder why woman make love and men have sex


Don't worry, I won't make love with you,Snappysammy~~~~~~

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Post  Posted: Nov 16, 2007 - 09:17 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that a man in Ancient China doesn't know his wife until he marries her?


Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
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Post  Posted: Nov 20, 2007 - 08:49 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage.
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Post  Posted: Nov 20, 2007 - 08:07 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Juan_Tamad wrote:
Men make love more intensely at twenty, but make love better, however, after thirty.
Catherine II of Russia

Nathalie25 wrote:
I never heard that~~~~~~~
why make love or sex is so important to you guys?????
if some relstionship it only based on sex, then I would rather quit it and never touch it for fooling myself in life~~~~

actually you answered to woman's words:) sex is important for women and men. it depends on your character. there are women interested in sex more then guys. just society tells you all the time that guys and only guys are interested in sex. and women should always have a 'headache'. It's not true.
As for the relationship based on sex... I totally agree with you.
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Post  Posted: Nov 20, 2007 - 09:49 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Juan_Tamad wrote:
Men make love more intensely at twenty, but make love better, however, after thirty.
Catherine II of Russia


That's because she's hot when she's twenty, but has learned to be more demanding when she's thirty.
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Post  Posted: Nov 21, 2007 - 09:12 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

LOVE......................when intercourse is called making love.

LUST.......................all other times.

MARRIAGE............what's intercourse?
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LOVE......................when you share everything you own.

LUST.......................when you think twice about giving your partner taxi money.

MARRIAGE............when the bank owns everything.
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Post  Posted: Nov 23, 2007 - 09:29 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

LOVE......................when you write poems about your partner.

LUST.......................when all you write is her phone number.

MARRIAGE............when all you write is checks.
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Post  Posted: Nov 23, 2007 - 10:17 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

my telephone number---------10818_123456789012

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Post  Posted: Nov 23, 2007 - 05:35 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

ok. dun get y ur # thing is funny.

but it's post 100! LOL
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