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Nathalie25
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Joined: Aug 24, 2004
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Location: Shanghai
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Nov 07, 2007 - 04:55 PM |
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| That_Chinese_Girl wrote: |
| But CoffeHawk_0 is the 0.00000000000001% exception. |
yeah,because he is single, so let's be single,ok? |
_________________ 功高盖主,必有祸出。人生是人类生命中内心和万般经历的真实写照。 http:/ |
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That_Chinese_Girl
Veejay


Joined: Oct 08, 2007
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Nov 07, 2007 - 06:05 PM |
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Is he single because he just signed his 4th divorce paper? |
_________________ Objectivity is the male subjectivity. |
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Juan_Tamad
Board Royalty


Joined: Jan 29, 2007
Posts: 7342
Location: Smoky Mountain
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Nov 08, 2007 - 09:22 AM |
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing -
either the car is new
or the wife is new |
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Nathalie25
Board Legend


Joined: Aug 24, 2004
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Location: Shanghai
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Nov 08, 2007 - 10:23 AM |
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yeah, guys like changing the girls as many as they can, that's why they always have new shoes ,cheers~~~~~ |
_________________ 功高盖主,必有祸出。人生是人类生命中内心和万般经历的真实写照。 http:/ |
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Juan_Tamad
Board Royalty


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Nov 09, 2007 - 08:50 AM |
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Before marriage,
a man 'yearns' for the woman he loves.
After the marriage,
the 'Y' becomes silent. |
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Nathalie25
Board Legend


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Nov 09, 2007 - 03:01 PM |
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Juan_Tamad, you don't want to be silent,right ? |
_________________ 功高盖主,必有祸出。人生是人类生命中内心和万般经历的真实写照。 http:/ |
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CoffeeHawk_0
Board Deity

Joined: July 14, 2005
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Nov 09, 2007 - 06:36 PM |
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Juan_Tamad
Board Royalty


Joined: Jan 29, 2007
Posts: 7342
Location: Smoky Mountain
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Nov 12, 2007 - 08:57 AM |
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Marriage is an institution :
a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters |
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Juan_Tamad
Board Royalty


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Nov 12, 2007 - 09:30 AM |
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Seduction isn’t making someone do something he/she doesn’t want to do…
It’s enticing someone to do something he/she already and secretly wants to do. |
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Juan_Tamad
Board Royalty


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Nov 13, 2007 - 09:19 AM |
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer |
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Nathalie25
Board Legend


Joined: Aug 24, 2004
Posts: 10385
Location: Shanghai
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Nov 13, 2007 - 03:53 PM |
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| Juan_Tamad wrote: |
| It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer |
lots of stresses you men will suffer after you guys married with your girls~~~ |
_________________ 功高盖主,必有祸出。人生是人类生命中内心和万般经历的真实写照。 http:/ |
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Juan_Tamad
Board Royalty


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Nov 14, 2007 - 11:07 AM |
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The only unnatural sex act is one which you cannot perform
Alfred Kinsey |
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Nathalie25
Board Legend


Joined: Aug 24, 2004
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Nov 14, 2007 - 12:38 PM |
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the problem is when people they date with their mates, it always only has 2 person to join it, one is man, another is his woman, not the audiences~~~~~ |
_________________ 功高盖主,必有祸出。人生是人类生命中内心和万般经历的真实写照。 http:/ |
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Juan_Tamad
Board Royalty


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Nov 15, 2007 - 09:19 AM |
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Men make love more intensely at twenty, but make love better, however, after thirty.
Catherine II of Russia |
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Nathalie25
Board Legend


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Nov 15, 2007 - 04:48 PM |
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I never heard that~~~~~~~
why make love or sex is so important to you guys?????
if some relstionship it only based on sex, then I would rather quit it and never touch it for fooling myself in life~~~~ |
_________________ 功高盖主,必有祸出。人生是人类生命中内心和万般经历的真实写照。 http:/ |
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Nathalie25
Board Legend


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Nov 16, 2007 - 03:26 AM |
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| SnappySammy wrote: |
| Ever wonder why woman make love and men have sex |
Don't worry, I won't make love with you,Snappysammy~~~~~~ |
_________________ 功高盖主,必有祸出。人生是人类生命中内心和万般经历的真实写照。 http:/ |
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Juan_Tamad
Board Royalty


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Nov 16, 2007 - 09:17 AM |
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Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that a man in Ancient China doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE! |
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Juan_Tamad
Board Royalty


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Nov 20, 2007 - 08:49 AM |
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There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage. |
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Kleonri
Reacher

Joined: July 06, 2007
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Nov 20, 2007 - 08:07 PM |
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| Juan_Tamad wrote: |
Men make love more intensely at twenty, but make love better, however, after thirty.
Catherine II of Russia |
| Nathalie25 wrote: |
I never heard that~~~~~~~
why make love or sex is so important to you guys?????
if some relstionship it only based on sex, then I would rather quit it and never touch it for fooling myself in life~~~~ |
actually you answered to woman's words:) sex is important for women and men. it depends on your character. there are women interested in sex more then guys. just society tells you all the time that guys and only guys are interested in sex. and women should always have a 'headache'. It's not true.
As for the relationship based on sex... I totally agree with you. |
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Nookiemonster
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Joined: Oct 20, 2006
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Nov 20, 2007 - 09:49 PM |
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| Juan_Tamad wrote: |
Men make love more intensely at twenty, but make love better, however, after thirty.
Catherine II of Russia |
That's because she's hot when she's twenty, but has learned to be more demanding when she's thirty. |
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Juan_Tamad
Board Royalty


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Nov 21, 2007 - 09:12 AM |
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LOVE......................when intercourse is called making love.
LUST.......................all other times.
MARRIAGE............what's intercourse? |
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Juan_Tamad
Board Royalty


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Nov 22, 2007 - 11:03 AM |
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LOVE......................when you share everything you own.
LUST.......................when you think twice about giving your partner taxi money.
MARRIAGE............when the bank owns everything. |
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Juan_Tamad
Board Royalty


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Nov 23, 2007 - 09:29 AM |
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LOVE......................when you write poems about your partner.
LUST.......................when all you write is her phone number.
MARRIAGE............when all you write is checks. |
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Nathalie25
Board Legend


Joined: Aug 24, 2004
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Location: Shanghai
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Nov 23, 2007 - 10:17 AM |
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my telephone number---------10818_123456789012 |
_________________ 功高盖主,必有祸出。人生是人类生命中内心和万般经历的真实写照。 http:/ |
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monkey_magic
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Joined: Aug 07, 2007
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Posted:
Nov 23, 2007 - 05:35 PM |
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ok. dun get y ur # thing is funny.
but it's post 100! LOL |
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