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Juan_Tamad
Board Royalty
Joined: Jan 29, 2007
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Location: Smoky Mountain
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Oct 04, 2007 - 05:21 PM |
 
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Q. What's the difference between a new bf and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you |
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Juan_Tamad
Board Royalty
Joined: Jan 29, 2007
Posts: 7093
Location: Smoky Mountain
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Oct 04, 2007 - 05:26 PM |
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Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it. |
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TheMasterofDisaster
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Joined: Aug 31, 2007
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Oct 04, 2007 - 06:13 PM |
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i have so many of them
and yes that was the punchline |
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Juan_Tamad
Board Royalty
Joined: Jan 29, 2007
Posts: 7093
Location: Smoky Mountain
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Oct 05, 2007 - 11:50 AM |
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Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife. |
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Nathalie25
Board Legend
Joined: Aug 24, 2004
Posts: 10385
Location: Shanghai
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Oct 05, 2007 - 05:21 PM |
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Q. How you know yourself is worth to relate with someone
A. to spend more than 3 years to know it by yourself |
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TheMasterofDisaster
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Joined: Aug 31, 2007
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Oct 06, 2007 - 02:31 AM |
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good 1 nats, i wont forget that |
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bougie
Board Buddha
Joined: Nov 20, 2004
Posts: 14629
Location: Wuhan Hubei China
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Oct 06, 2007 - 06:03 AM |
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^ It's close to that time to break it off then |
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Juan_Tamad
Board Royalty
Joined: Jan 29, 2007
Posts: 7093
Location: Smoky Mountain
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Oct 06, 2007 - 08:19 AM |
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Q. Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. |
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jeannie5
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Joined: Aug 21, 2007
Posts: 428
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Oct 06, 2007 - 10:16 AM |
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Q:where will marriage take us?
A:Psycho-path |
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CoffeeHawk_0
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Joined: July 14, 2005
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Oct 06, 2007 - 10:42 AM |
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| ^ It's close to that time to break it off then |
You mean like Lorena Bobbit did? |
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MyNameIsPablo
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Joined: Sep 06, 2007
Posts: 2455
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Oct 06, 2007 - 10:56 AM |
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Nah, she was just confused and took the law into her own hands.
Dick/Law
Law/Dick
Easy mistake to make. |
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Quiet - Or Papa Spank. |
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Nathalie25
Board Legend
Joined: Aug 24, 2004
Posts: 10385
Location: Shanghai
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Oct 07, 2007 - 08:00 AM |
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how about chicks and beer ? I know all guys of here are really need it to get down themselves~~~~~~~~~haha~~~~~~ |
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Juan_Tamad
Board Royalty
Joined: Jan 29, 2007
Posts: 7093
Location: Smoky Mountain
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Oct 07, 2007 - 11:40 AM |
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Q. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
A. 45 minutes |
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bougie
Board Buddha
Joined: Nov 20, 2004
Posts: 14629
Location: Wuhan Hubei China
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Oct 07, 2007 - 11:44 AM |
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Total time of boyfriend being 46 or 47 ? |
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tjclubbing
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Joined: Oct 05, 2007
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Oct 07, 2007 - 12:05 PM |
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In an effort to save some cash we agreed that I would stop buying beer. So I asked her why she keep buying so much make up. She said she still buys make up because she has to look good for me. I told her that was what the beers are for............... I dont think she's coming back. |
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bougie
Board Buddha
Joined: Nov 20, 2004
Posts: 14629
Location: Wuhan Hubei China
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Oct 07, 2007 - 12:28 PM |
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Nathalie25
Board Legend
Joined: Aug 24, 2004
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Location: Shanghai
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Oct 07, 2007 - 03:37 PM |
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| In an effort to save some cash we agreed that I would stop buying beer. So I asked her why she keep buying so much make up. She said she still buys make up because she has to look good for me. I told her that was what the beers are for............... I dont think she's coming back. |
poor man~~ |
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功高盖主，必有祸出。人生是人类生命中内心和万般经历的真实写照。 http:/ |
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Juan_Tamad
Board Royalty
Joined: Jan 29, 2007
Posts: 7093
Location: Smoky Mountain
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Oct 08, 2007 - 09:03 AM |
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Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A. 10 years and 45 lbs |
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tjclubbing
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Joined: Oct 05, 2007
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Oct 08, 2007 - 09:29 AM |
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The difference between GUTS and BALLS:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
Medicallyspeaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death. |
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Juan_Tamad
Board Royalty
Joined: Jan 29, 2007
Posts: 7093
Location: Smoky Mountain
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Oct 08, 2007 - 05:22 PM |
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Q. Why do men want to marry virgins?
A. They can't stand criticism. |
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That_Chinese_Girl
Veejay
Joined: Oct 08, 2007
Posts: 2051
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Oct 08, 2007 - 11:05 PM |
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Q. Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. |
Are you saying the men who do are just as dumb as dogs? |
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bougie
Board Buddha
Joined: Nov 20, 2004
Posts: 14629
Location: Wuhan Hubei China
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Oct 08, 2007 - 11:07 PM |
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That_Chinese_Girl
Veejay
Joined: Oct 08, 2007
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Oct 08, 2007 - 11:09 PM |
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Only if men could be trained like dogs and are as loyal as dogs! |
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dhcp
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Joined: Aug 04, 2007
Posts: 386
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Oct 08, 2007 - 11:37 PM |
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I can't actually believe I'm bothered to actually type all of this shiet out .... I'll take one for the team ...*rolls eyes*
The Scene:
In a corporate building, a business man and business woman enter a lift after a meeting at the 150th floor. Their eyes meet briefly as they both attempt to press the button for the 1st floor and they begin their descent and prepare for the 5 minute ride.
Man: "Going down?" with a grin and smile
Woman: "Of course!" with a grin and blush
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2 Minutes into the ride, on the 100th floor, the lift freezes and an alarm sounds. They then start to plummet towards the 1st floor. In the realisation of what is happening.... the man and woman gaze into others eyes.... with 3 minutes left showing on the lift clock until 1st floor:
Woman: "Make me feel like a woman again for the last time".
Man: .... thinks ....
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Man: rips off his shirt .... and says: "OK, bitch - iron my shirt!!"
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You know you love it .... come'on gimme props aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!!!!
Comeon guys, gimme props for that .... its 11.36pm and I'm writing this **** up .... Z |
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Nathalie25
Board Legend
Joined: Aug 24, 2004
Posts: 10385
Location: Shanghai
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Oct 09, 2007 - 08:11 AM |
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Q. honey, I wanna move there, cause I haven't seen you for 18 months.
A. ok, go ahead now~~~~~~~ |
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