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groover
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Joined: Sep 14, 2007
Posts: 65
Location: Lujiazity
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Oct 17, 2007 - 01:15 PM |
 
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Much colder eh! |
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tnmom
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Joined: Mar 04, 2004
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Location: Shanghai
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Oct 17, 2007 - 03:30 PM |
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latina wrote:
You can try www.seashanghai.org this is an American organization that holds meetings through the month. |
SEA, Shanghai Expatriate Association, is not an American organization. |
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ocryan
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Joined: Nov 09, 2004
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Oct 25, 2007 - 01:48 AM |
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Dude is right. We Americans gotta stick together. Other countries have their get-togethers. Even Canadians! And they have no cultural identity at all.
I think it would be a great idea to start a Young American Alliance. Our first meeting - an invasion of the Canadians' meeting. Lets roll in and start pushing over their tables and smacking drinks out of their hands. |
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jeffinflorida
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Joined: Nov 19, 2007
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Nov 27, 2007 - 10:24 PM |
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A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a Texas redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the Same one twice.'
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.' |
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yu888
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Joined: Jan 25, 2003
Posts: 17931
Location: ZhongShanParkArea SH
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DesertSpider
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Joined: Jan 19, 2007
Posts: 4412
Location: SHANGHAI, CHINA
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Dec 27, 2007 - 11:38 AM |
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Count me in with the 'red, white and blue'....  |
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| I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. |
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SnappySammy
Shanghai Royalty
Joined: Nov 01, 2007
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Dec 31, 2007 - 09:45 AM |
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Uncle Sam wants you. |
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maneo
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Joined: May 12, 2007
Posts: 757
Location: in a gadda vida
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Jan 01, 2008 - 12:42 PM |
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| ah yes, i love how this thread shows the better side of Americans... |
Makes one feel kind of proud, don't it?
Way to go CoffeeHawk_0 !
Hey, Cowboyup.
If we "take over China" and it becomes the 51st state, won't that demote Texas into being the 3rd largest state???
Whoa.
Don't mess with Texas man.
Happy New Year all . . . ! |
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DesertSpider
Post Roaster
Joined: Jan 19, 2007
Posts: 4412
Location: SHANGHAI, CHINA
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Jan 01, 2008 - 02:10 PM |
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| Uncle Sam wants you. |
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| I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. |
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CoffeeHawk_0
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Joined: July 14, 2005
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Jan 28, 2008 - 07:47 PM |
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that was then:
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CoffeeHawk_0
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Jan 28, 2008 - 07:47 PM |
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this is now:
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travelinjack3
FooJay
Joined: Sep 19, 2005
Posts: 1709
Location: Right Bank
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Jan 28, 2008 - 08:07 PM |
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Stars and Stripes for ever! |
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DesertSpider
Post Roaster
Joined: Jan 19, 2007
Posts: 4412
Location: SHANGHAI, CHINA
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Jan 28, 2008 - 08:08 PM |
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America..... fcuk yeah !
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| I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. |
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Buzzd
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Joined: Jan 30, 2008
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Feb 01, 2008 - 10:43 PM |
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[quote="CowboyUp"] I couldn't think of a better location than the newly opened Applebees in XJH?
Two reasons I couldn't be happier to be the heck out of the Good Ole US of A:
1. Cowboy Up, and other similar catch-phrases
2. Applebees?!? |
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CowboyUp
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Joined: July 07, 2007
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Feb 14, 2008 - 02:39 PM |
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Believe me we are glad you left and don't bother coming back. |
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p1atl10
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Joined: Mar 18, 2005
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Feb 14, 2008 - 03:34 PM |
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I vote that we find a bar or restaurant that is heavily populated with a predominently "Euro Crowd"...
You know the guys...
The "I am "_____"*, a king of the universe, an expat God, and better than all the other lowly little "_____"* wannabes that populate the rest of the earth...especially those that are Americans!
* Insert here, French, German, Dutch, etc....
We show up in force....take over the place with loud, arrogant, obnoxious, drunken banter. Perhaps start a few conversations about our right to rule the world. Maybe at the end we can sing love songs about George W.... (Apparently, that is our normal style according to most reports on this site).
Advantages:
- Will piss them off to no end.
- Will validate what they wrongfully think about the behavior of most Americans.
Anybody else want in? Figure we need about 20-30 to really make this work! |
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Buzzd
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Joined: Jan 30, 2008
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Feb 14, 2008 - 04:03 PM |
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Believe me we are glad you left and don't bother coming back.
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Got me Cowboy! But you were asking for it when you brought up Applebee's. Oy... |
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texasgirl
Barker
Joined: Aug 20, 2007
Posts: 198
Location: Austin, Glasgow, Shanghai
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Mar 10, 2008 - 07:57 PM |
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Ok, rednecks in one corner, Yankees in another.........now come out fighting!!!!!! |
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SnappySammy
Shanghai Royalty
Joined: Nov 01, 2007
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Mar 17, 2008 - 09:26 PM |
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No, i walk around with s**t stuck to my cowboy boots and a big wad of chaw packed into my rotting inner cheek.
Sorry to burst the bubble, but "Earl" isn't very representative of the South. It's more like what a NE'ner thinks the South is like. |
Earl is nuts on |
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SnappySammy
Shanghai Royalty
Joined: Nov 01, 2007
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Mar 17, 2008 - 09:30 PM |
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So I must say being semi-new to Shanghai I am dissapointed that I haven't been able to find an American Expat Group. I have been to some Aussie functions, there seems to be a strong contingent from Singapore and UK. But no Americans.
I know there are some other Yanks here in Shanghai. Perhaps you are all are trying to lay low from the world-wide anti-american sentiment, but anybody interested in putting something together here? I couldn't think of a better location than the newly opened Applebees in XJH? Or perhaps at Bubba's BBQ.
Topics of discussion could include:
1) Why everbody hates us for saving the world
2) The lack of Beef in Shanghai
3) City Shop having Coors Light
4) How much we will miss Bob Barker
5) And other more serious topics such as how to take over China |
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SnappySammy
Shanghai Royalty
Joined: Nov 01, 2007
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Mar 17, 2008 - 09:31 PM |
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Applebees and Bubba's BBQ You just dont get it. |
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SnappySammy
Shanghai Royalty
Joined: Nov 01, 2007
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Mar 17, 2008 - 09:36 PM |
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I vote that we find a bar or restaurant that is heavily populated with a predominently "Euro Crowd"...
You know the guys...
The "I am "_____"*, a king of the universe, an expat God, and better than all the other lowly little "_____"* wannabes that populate the rest of the earth...especially those that are Americans!
* Insert here, French, German, Dutch, etc....
We show up in force....take over the place with loud, arrogant, obnoxious, drunken banter. Perhaps start a few conversations about our right to rule the world. Maybe at the end we can sing love songs about George W.... (Apparently, that is our normal style according to most reports on this site).
Advantages:
- Will piss them off to no end.
- Will validate what they wrongfully think about the behavior of most Americans.
Anybody else want in? Figure we need about 20-30 to really make this work! |
Well I'll show up to show my support of you. However I think we should all wear a softball uniform and bring Baseball Bats just in case.
Include me In.
PS I have contacted Carvel If we open 5 stores in Shanghai they will give us a franchise |
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p1atl10
Board Lord
Joined: Mar 18, 2005
Posts: 5997
Location: Shanghai
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Mar 17, 2008 - 10:38 PM |
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^ And don;t forget to wear your cup....those Euro's fight dirty!
Only five Carvels...
Figure you and I can eat the stock from one each...
Should be a snap! |
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tintindeo
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Joined: Apr 30, 2008
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May 01, 2008 - 05:09 PM |
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How will it be if we change the girl's star and strip that CoffeeHawk has posted into the sort of five stars flag? What you think that'll be?
More sexy? |
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genghis
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Joined: Apr 02, 2008
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June 13, 2008 - 10:30 AM |
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Hey, 4th of July is coming up. Perhaps we should take over a park, drink a ton of beer and blow sh1t up with fireworks. |
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