* Get your questions answered by tens of thousands of community members
* Network with expats and english speakers living in Shanghai
* Find like-minded people in a sometimes intimidating environment
* GET ONE MONTH FREE GUANXI SMS LOOKUP SERVICE
           close
Remember?
  Forum FAQForum FAQ   SearchSearch   PreferencesPreferences  Watched TopicsWatched Topics  Watched ForumsWatched Forums
Log in to check your private messages Log in to check your private messages    Log inLog in   Ignored Users

Post new topic   Reply to topic
View previous topic Printable version Log in to check your private messages View next topic
Author Message
matOffline
Board Royalty
Board Royalty


Joined: Apr 26, 2004
Posts: 6973
Location: Loooooooooooose!
Status: Offline
Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 06:44 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: Team Boags / Shexpat

I have petitioned Bernie Ecclestone, and managed to get the Team fee down to $8.96, so Team Boags is in for next years F1.

Official Name : Team Boags Shexpat
Official Track : Underground Carpark at Portman Hotel

Team Principle : Beer Boys

No. 1 Driver - Mat
No. 2 Driver - Mags
Test Driver - Dazza

Chief Mechanik - Reggie Reagan OBE, BYO, TAB
Engine Mechanic - YU
Media Liason - Arseny Vyacheslav
Driver Personal Trainer - Pablo
Aerodynamicist - Yorkshireking
IT - Skyline
Pit Babes - Yingy/Sienna/Queenmabs
Strategist - GeoffOz
F&B Manager - Kiwi
Workshop Interior Designer - Lucar
Marketing - Nathalie
Entertainment/Events - Fiddler
Hairstylist - Walrus


Good luck Team Boags - Shexpat. First race is in a few months, so we need to get some training together.

_________________
www.justbeer.cn Get Loooooooose!
View user's profile Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
KiwiOffline
Post Boaster


Joined: May 07, 2003
Posts: 4763

Status: Offline
Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 06:52 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Cool, I'm mixing a team cocktail as I speak (slurred naturally).

_________________
[offensive signature removed by ADMIN]
View user's profile
GeoffOzOffline
Fire-eater
Fire-eater


Joined: Apr 28, 2005
Posts: 2778
Location: Lost in Shanghai
Status: Offline
Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 06:54 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I'll have to discuss the office layout with Lucar. The Strategy department office located in between the Pit Babes and the Entertainment/Events departments.

_________________
The secrets of this Earth are not for all to see, but only for those who will seek them...
View user's profile Yahoo Messenger
GeoffOzOffline
Fire-eater
Fire-eater


Joined: Apr 28, 2005
Posts: 2778
Location: Lost in Shanghai
Status: Offline
Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 06:55 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

...and across the hall from F & B department.

_________________
The secrets of this Earth are not for all to see, but only for those who will seek them...
View user's profile Yahoo Messenger
GeoffOzOffline
Fire-eater
Fire-eater


Joined: Apr 28, 2005
Posts: 2778
Location: Lost in Shanghai
Status: Offline
Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 06:56 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

How about a place for Desperate?

_________________
The secrets of this Earth are not for all to see, but only for those who will seek them...
View user's profile Yahoo Messenger
sienna
Low Seater
Low Seater


Joined: July 17, 2006
Posts: 3440
Location: kiss my ass
Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 06:57 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I refuse to be a PIT BABE

_________________
Image <-- a different girly Shanghai blog
View user's profile ICQ Number
YorkshireKingOffline
StreetBeater
StreetBeater


Joined: Mar 16, 2007
Posts: 2366
Location: Loooooooooooooooooose in Luwan
Status: Offline
Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 06:57 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

$8.96 bloody hell, Are we gonna steal technical drawings for a Santana 3000

First aerodynamics tip - hit it with a hammer!!
Second - Hit it again!

The B.A. Baracus school of engineering

Who's the offie guy??
Someone must be in charge of memorising and tracking down the nearest Lawson/Keidai

_________________
"So help me God I will kill you and you will stay dead this time"


Last edited by YorkshireKing on Nov 07, 2007 - 07:49 PM; edited 1 time in total
View user's profile
GeoffOzOffline
Fire-eater
Fire-eater


Joined: Apr 28, 2005
Posts: 2778
Location: Lost in Shanghai
Status: Offline
Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 07:06 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

sienna wrote:
I refuse to be a PIT BABE


The tips are great...

_________________
The secrets of this Earth are not for all to see, but only for those who will seek them...
View user's profile Yahoo Messenger
YorkshireKingOffline
StreetBeater
StreetBeater


Joined: Mar 16, 2007
Posts: 2366
Location: Loooooooooooooooooose in Luwan
Status: Offline
Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 07:56 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Rigt after 10 minutes with some workshop guys and some espionage..

I've come up with this Santana 4000

Image

and the pit girl uniforms sponsored by fiddler's mate!!

Image

_________________
"So help me God I will kill you and you will stay dead this time"
View user's profile
LordlunchalotOffline
SuperStar
SuperStar


Joined: Apr 23, 2007
Posts: 1379

Status: Offline
Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 08:17 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Can I be the designated drinker?
View user's profile
thewalrus
Board Royalty
Board Royalty


Joined: Apr 28, 2004
Posts: 7358

Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 08:19 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Actually, the team setup is a lot like Minardi a few years ago! Sweet!
View user's profile ICQ Number
matOffline
Board Royalty
Board Royalty


Joined: Apr 26, 2004
Posts: 6973
Location: Loooooooooooose!
Status: Offline
Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 08:26 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Good work on the aerodynamics YK. Just got the new drawings, and it looks great. Don't know about the color though.

Image

_________________
www.justbeer.cn Get Loooooooose!
View user's profile Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
YorkshireKingOffline
StreetBeater
StreetBeater


Joined: Mar 16, 2007
Posts: 2366
Location: Loooooooooooooooooose in Luwan
Status: Offline
Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 08:34 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^Who put HC in the drivers seat?

I only had yellow and blue crayons!!

Team van, You think its has enough spoilers??

Image


Also, the name is a little long - So how about Team SH AGS

_________________
"So help me God I will kill you and you will stay dead this time"


Last edited by YorkshireKing on Nov 07, 2007 - 08:49 PM; edited 3 times in total
View user's profile
GeoffOzOffline
Fire-eater
Fire-eater


Joined: Apr 28, 2005
Posts: 2778
Location: Lost in Shanghai
Status: Offline
Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 08:46 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Cool...

Serious setback for the team strategy. Sienna refuses to be a Pit Babe.

_________________
The secrets of this Earth are not for all to see, but only for those who will seek them...
View user's profile Yahoo Messenger
YorkshireKingOffline
StreetBeater
StreetBeater


Joined: Mar 16, 2007
Posts: 2366
Location: Loooooooooooooooooose in Luwan
Status: Offline
Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 08:55 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Image

In racing colours

_________________
"So help me God I will kill you and you will stay dead this time"


Last edited by YorkshireKing on Nov 07, 2007 - 08:57 PM; edited 1 time in total
View user's profile
Desperate
Barker
Barker


Joined: June 06, 2005
Posts: 191
Location: Any position is fine
Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 08:57 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Forget Sienna. She's carrying too much weight anyway.

The yoga team and I will be there strutting our stuff for the lads.

Go Team Boags / Shexpat
View user's profile Visit poster's website
MyNameIsPabloOffline
StreetBeater
StreetBeater


Joined: Sep 06, 2007
Posts: 2455

Status: Offline
Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 10:14 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

How do I train the drivers?

_________________
Quiet - Or Papa Spank.
View user's profile
matOffline
Board Royalty
Board Royalty


Joined: Apr 26, 2004
Posts: 6973
Location: Loooooooooooose!
Status: Offline
Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 10:34 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

your the fitness trainer. Just take them for a walk down to lawsons when you need more ciggies.

_________________
www.justbeer.cn Get Loooooooose!
View user's profile Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
Dazza
Low Seater
Low Seater


Joined: Feb 02, 2006
Posts: 3081
Location: In the city of cold steel
Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 11:25 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Team meetings in The Shed or the Boo? YK I don't think that van will fit in the underground car park. The wacky racer car style looks kinds cool though.

Fitness training whats that? for building up our reflexes I suppose we could stand in the middle of a crossroads and do some traffic dodging.

_________________
If the musics too loud then you are too old!
View user's profile Visit poster's website
skyline5kOffline
Shanghai Royalty
Shanghai Royalty


Joined: Sep 06, 2004
Posts: 8691
Location: i am ERROR
Status: Offline
Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 11:38 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Curl a few weights. In particular, a pint. It gets easier the more you lift one. Till it's time to start over.

And I got a start on some of the graphic designs. Have a nice new high tech program to really hammer in the details.

Notice the spiffy lightning bolt effects!

_________________
Image ~ Website Hosting in China
C:/Dos ~ C:/Dos/Run ~ Run/Dos/Run
View user's profile Send e-mail Visit poster's website MSN Messenger
matOffline
Board Royalty
Board Royalty


Joined: Apr 26, 2004
Posts: 6973
Location: Loooooooooooose!
Status: Offline
Post  Posted: Nov 07, 2007 - 11:46 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Did you do that or Arseny?

Either way, lock it in and get the Business cards made.

_________________
www.justbeer.cn Get Loooooooose!
View user's profile Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
BS
Reacher
Reacher


Joined: Sep 12, 2007
Posts: 238

Post  Posted: Nov 08, 2007 - 07:28 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Desperate wrote:
Forget Sienna. She's carrying too much weight anyway.


Tssss... Rolling Eyes
View user's profile Visit poster's website
SirFiddler
Board Legend
Board Legend


Joined: Mar 30, 2004
Posts: 11445
Location: Very close to a bottle of chilled Boags
Post  Posted: Nov 08, 2007 - 09:43 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Alright, I am working on the deal for the First Team Party. Mat, there's two metal poles to be delivered to the Shed somewhen between Friday and Monday. Currently on the phone with my buddy from rentastripper.com

and walrus responsible for our hair , ey ? Oh well, even if we lose every race, at least we look gay

_________________
Beer...Soooo much more than just breakfast www.justbeer.cn
View user's profile ICQ Number
Nathalie25
Board Legend
Board Legend


Joined: Aug 24, 2004
Posts: 10387
Location: Shanghai
Post  Posted: Nov 08, 2007 - 06:37 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: Re: Team Boags / Shexpat

mat wrote:

Marketing - Nathalie




Marketing = opportunities=money

haha~~~~~~

_________________
功高盖主,必有祸出。人生是人类生命中内心和万般经历的真实写照。 http:/
View user's profile Send e-mail Visit poster's website MSN Messenger
thewalrus
Board Royalty
Board Royalty


Joined: Apr 28, 2004
Posts: 7358

Post  Posted: Nov 08, 2007 - 08:43 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Quote:
and walrus responsible for our hair , ey ? Oh well, even if we lose every race, at least we look gay


takes 1 to know one wanker! ahahaha! looose!
View user's profile ICQ Number
Display posts from previous:     
Jump to:  
All times are GMT + 8 Hours
Post new topic   Reply to topic
View previous topic Printable version Log in to check your private messages View next topic
Powered by MDForum 2.0.7© 2003-2007 MAXdev Team
Credits
Welcome Guest

Username
Password
Remember me
Register Here!
Join the Shanghai Expat News in the Mail
Email:

Latest Newsletters
Events in Shanghai
November 18, 2008


Members
November 25, 2008


Discounts
November 27, 2008


Web ShanghaiExpat

Welcome Guest
Join Us!

Register, it's free!
 Create an account
Members: Online
Members: Members:81
Guests: Guests:602
Total: Total:683

    Home    Sitemap    Terms of Service    Privacy Policy     Contact Us    Advertising 

All logos and trademarks on this site are property of their respective owner. The comments and forum posts are property of their posters, all the rest copyright 1999-2008 by Max Intermedia LTD.

Powered by MD-Pro