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mat
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Nov 07, 2007 - 06:44 PM |
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I have petitioned Bernie Ecclestone, and managed to get the Team fee down to $8.96, so Team Boags is in for next years F1.
Official Name : Team Boags Shexpat
Official Track : Underground Carpark at Portman Hotel
Team Principle : Beer Boys
No. 1 Driver - Mat
No. 2 Driver - Mags
Test Driver - Dazza
Chief Mechanik - Reggie Reagan OBE, BYO, TAB
Engine Mechanic - YU
Media Liason - Arseny Vyacheslav
Driver Personal Trainer - Pablo
Aerodynamicist - Yorkshireking
IT - Skyline
Pit Babes - Yingy/Sienna/Queenmabs
Strategist - GeoffOz
F&B Manager - Kiwi
Workshop Interior Designer - Lucar
Marketing - Nathalie
Entertainment/Events - Fiddler
Hairstylist - Walrus
Good luck Team Boags - Shexpat. First race is in a few months, so we need to get some training together. |
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Kiwi
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Nov 07, 2007 - 06:52 PM |
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Cool, I'm mixing a team cocktail as I speak (slurred naturally). |
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GeoffOz
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Nov 07, 2007 - 06:54 PM |
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I'll have to discuss the office layout with Lucar. The Strategy department office located in between the Pit Babes and the Entertainment/Events departments. |
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GeoffOz
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Nov 07, 2007 - 06:55 PM |
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...and across the hall from F & B department. |
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GeoffOz
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Nov 07, 2007 - 06:56 PM |
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How about a place for Desperate? |
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sienna
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Nov 07, 2007 - 06:57 PM |
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I refuse to be a PIT BABE |
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YorkshireKing
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Joined: Mar 16, 2007
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Nov 07, 2007 - 06:57 PM |
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$8.96 bloody hell, Are we gonna steal technical drawings for a Santana 3000
First aerodynamics tip - hit it with a hammer!!
Second - Hit it again!
The B.A. Baracus school of engineering
Who's the offie guy??
Someone must be in charge of memorising and tracking down the nearest Lawson/Keidai |
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GeoffOz
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Nov 07, 2007 - 07:06 PM |
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| sienna wrote: |
| I refuse to be a PIT BABE |
The tips are great... |
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YorkshireKing
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Nov 07, 2007 - 07:56 PM |
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Rigt after 10 minutes with some workshop guys and some espionage..
I've come up with this Santana 4000
and the pit girl uniforms sponsored by fiddler's mate!!
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Lordlunchalot
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Joined: Apr 23, 2007
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Nov 07, 2007 - 08:17 PM |
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Can I be the designated drinker? |
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thewalrus
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Nov 07, 2007 - 08:19 PM |
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Actually, the team setup is a lot like Minardi a few years ago! Sweet! |
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mat
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Nov 07, 2007 - 08:26 PM |
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Good work on the aerodynamics YK. Just got the new drawings, and it looks great. Don't know about the color though.
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YorkshireKing
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Nov 07, 2007 - 08:34 PM |
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^Who put HC in the drivers seat?
I only had yellow and blue crayons!!
Team van, You think its has enough spoilers??
Also, the name is a little long - So how about Team SH AGS |
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GeoffOz
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Nov 07, 2007 - 08:46 PM |
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Cool...
Serious setback for the team strategy. Sienna refuses to be a Pit Babe. |
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YorkshireKing
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Nov 07, 2007 - 08:55 PM |
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In racing colours |
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Desperate
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Nov 07, 2007 - 08:57 PM |
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Forget Sienna. She's carrying too much weight anyway.
The yoga team and I will be there strutting our stuff for the lads.
Go Team Boags / Shexpat |
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MyNameIsPablo
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Nov 07, 2007 - 10:14 PM |
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How do I train the drivers? |
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mat
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Nov 07, 2007 - 10:34 PM |
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your the fitness trainer. Just take them for a walk down to lawsons when you need more ciggies. |
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Dazza
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Nov 07, 2007 - 11:25 PM |
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Team meetings in The Shed or the Boo? YK I don't think that van will fit in the underground car park. The wacky racer car style looks kinds cool though.
Fitness training whats that? for building up our reflexes I suppose we could stand in the middle of a crossroads and do some traffic dodging. |
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skyline5k
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Nov 07, 2007 - 11:38 PM |
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Curl a few weights. In particular, a pint. It gets easier the more you lift one. Till it's time to start over.
And I got a start on some of the graphic designs. Have a nice new high tech program to really hammer in the details.
Notice the spiffy lightning bolt effects! |
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mat
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Nov 07, 2007 - 11:46 PM |
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Did you do that or Arseny?
Either way, lock it in and get the Business cards made. |
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BS
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Nov 08, 2007 - 07:28 AM |
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| Desperate wrote: |
| Forget Sienna. She's carrying too much weight anyway. |
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SirFiddler
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Nov 08, 2007 - 09:43 AM |
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Alright, I am working on the deal for the First Team Party. Mat, there's two metal poles to be delivered to the Shed somewhen between Friday and Monday. Currently on the phone with my buddy from rentastripper.com
and walrus responsible for our hair , ey ? Oh well, even if we lose every race, at least we look gay |
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Nathalie25
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Nov 08, 2007 - 06:37 PM |
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Marketing - Nathalie
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Marketing = opportunities=money
haha~~~~~~ |
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thewalrus
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Nov 08, 2007 - 08:43 PM |
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| and walrus responsible for our hair , ey ? Oh well, even if we lose every race, at least we look gay |
takes 1 to know one wanker! ahahaha! looose! |
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