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Post subject: If you had a time machine....

Where would you fly to?

I would go back to the seventies and go to a David Bowie concert and snog some girl with loads of mascara on. I'd laugh when she said 'oh wow! Far out!'. I would wear flares and tight fitting t-shirts and have long hair and I would probably drink Double Diamond in pubs filled with diapproving old codgers.

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I'd travel back to last week and change hotels here in Singapore. This is seriously shite.

The shower was about as wet as being urinated on by a 16 yo Virgin and this coffee is absolutely nasty. Plus they only have this BBC crap and not CNN. I need my dose of Kirsty Lu Stout in the morning.

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I would travel back to 1982 and make sure I never got to my wedding....

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The shower was about as wet as being urinated on by a 16 yo Virgin


That sounds **** great.

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mat wrote:

The shower was about as wet as being urinated on by a 16 yo Virgin


That sounds **** great.

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yeah, and here he is.

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i'd go to the next time a go to shanghai to hang out with my bf coz i miss him like crazy

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i'd travel to 2500 (unless there are no humans left) and see what technological advances there have been and the fashion styles
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Oh now it doesn't sound so good.............


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i'd go to the next time a go to shanghai to hang out with my bf coz i miss him like crazy



Yeah I miss you too, baby.....

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Post subject: Re: If you had a time machine....

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Where would you fly to?

I would go back to the seventies and go to a David Bowie concert and snog some girl with loads of mascara on. I'd laugh when she said 'oh wow! Far out!'. I would wear flares and tight fitting t-shirts and have long hair and I would probably drink Double Diamond in pubs filled with diapproving old codgers.

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i wish i were in sasha's few months ago~~~~~~~

fcuk all the machines which it is made by four eyes men( people who have to buy the glasses to help them watching the things and their ages are around 25-35 years old)~~~~~~~~

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i'd travel to 2500 (unless there are no humans left) and see what technological advances there have been and the fashion styles


OK, i just done that, and here is the pic i took of the latest "fashions" of 2500.

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Well said, Nat. Spot on in fact.

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hahahaah you guys are fking retards hahahahahaha Very Happy
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queenmab wrote:
i'd go to the next time a go to shanghai to hang out with my bf coz i miss him like crazy



Yeah I miss you too, baby.....

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i will go back to the time when GOD was about to be crucify and tell him that "i belive in you"

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Agincourt Laughing

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Post  Posted: Nov 13, 2007 - 11:35 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

i would be 12 again. but only if the time machine traveled one-way with no-return.

otherwise, i would be about 100 years in the future, just to see how everything turned out.

but if it only went backwards, it would be cool to check out the 1920's.

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Post  Posted: Nov 13, 2007 - 01:56 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

mat wrote:
OK, i just done that, and here is the pic i took of the latest "fashions" of 2500.


Good to see dorks still wearing Polo shirts from the 1980s.

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You time travelers have no vision. Why not go back and kill a few dictators? Or make some choice investments in the markets?

I would have liked to ride roughshod with Genghis Khan, but just on weekends.

I'd also go back to high school and not be so bashful with the local talent.

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Well said, Nat. Spot on in fact.

I will, but someone has to wait until I finish my education or get my freedom from some university~~~~~

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mat wrote:
OK, i just done that, and here is the pic i took of the latest "fashions" of 2500.


Good to see dorks still wearing Polo shirts from the 1980s.

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You time travelers have no vision. Why not go back and kill a few dictators? Or make some choice investments in the markets?

I would have liked to ride roughshod with Genghis Khan, but just on weekends.

I'd also go back to high school and not be so bashful with the local talent.


I find most people always say stuff like "I would go back and kill Hitler."

Hmmm... I think I would go back and try to have sex with movies stars from way back when they were hot. Jump all the Bonds when they were young and stuff like that. Wink

Infinitely more fun that killing dictators. Very Happy

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Post  Posted: Nov 13, 2007 - 04:31 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Hmmm.... I think I would do a combo of both, back and forward. Probably knock off a few people that haven't really contributed to the betterment of things. Probably take care of some 'other' business as well. I would be really interesting to fast forward 500 or 1000 years to see what new stuff is coming.

I would definitely abuse that power though... probably only very little at first, just to see the ripple effect, but then after a few tries it would be world domination time. Smile

But that's just me.

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two words: Sports Almanac!

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I am laughing now, but don't why, my dear Swiss-James~~~~~~~~

by the way, can I laugh loudly in here,haha~~~~~

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Post  Posted: Nov 13, 2007 - 08:22 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Mat, those 4 spectacular individuals in your pic have a world of class ...
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Post  Posted: Nov 13, 2007 - 08:56 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

i'd go back to this summer in shanghai to prevent some stupid things that happened there.

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