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Post  Posted: Aug 26, 2008 - 09:32 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

The thing is, just because a sauna has "additional services" *available* doesn't mean it's not legit. . It's no biggie.[/quote]

I think that's like being a little bit pregnant...

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Post  Posted: Nov 30, 2008 - 06:49 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

That Rome or Roma I forget all the way up North on near aumen lu and Jiangning lu is cool. And they have these sea turtles floating around in that aquarium. Go on a Sat night and see some Chinese stylee rock and roll while wearing your special "outfit" and getting a foot massage, and eating dumplings, and drinking your beer, and smoking lots of cigarettes.

Yummy . . .
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Post  Posted: Dec 07, 2008 - 04:42 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

It that Yummy or Yumma

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Post  Posted: Dec 07, 2008 - 08:14 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I do not see the point to focus on 100% legit massages.

Girls will not rape you or even make an intense pressure on you to buy additionnal services, just say no thanks and that's it. My experience shows that it is not always in "100% legit places guaranteed " that you get the best massage !
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Post  Posted: Dec 09, 2008 - 10:52 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

May I ask How Much Experience do you have.....and are there places 99 or 95% legit.... I think thats like being a little bit pregnant..

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Post  Posted: Dec 09, 2008 - 11:22 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

sleep

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Post  Posted: Dec 23, 2008 - 10:04 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Why all the fuss? Anytime where 2 ppl of the opposite sex are tossed into a private room for some time, there is always a possibility for fooling around.

Now you get one person to strip practically naked, the other person wearing a therapist's outfit, and add a lot of lubricants to the mix and things get interesting.

The deal maker however is the huge asymmetrical level of income between the person who is naked and the person who's got lots of oil in her hands.

It's a function of hormones, privacy, and economy. Quite simple really . . .
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Post  Posted: Jan 21, 2009 - 01:40 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Totally off the male hormones topic, where in SH, can a couple (man and woman) go to a sauna together? Not the ones where woman go one way and men the other, but where they can enjoy the sauna together? Are there any places like that here? If so, where?
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Post  Posted: Jan 22, 2009 - 10:27 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

None that I have seen....

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Post  Posted: Mar 19, 2009 - 09:56 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Dude.....you must not go out a lot or you stay sheltered with your expat community. How does sarcasm not exist in China? Either that or the only people you talk to locally are the granny's and grandpas

The one on PanYu Road is pretty decent. They've recently renovated it to make it a bit more high end though and I haven't been since then.
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Post  Posted: May 09, 2009 - 12:41 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

OK. I'm new to this happy ending business. A happy ending is generally achieved using what methods? Hand, mouth, birth canal, rectum or foot?
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Post  Posted: May 11, 2009 - 08:27 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^ One of these...

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Post  Posted: July 23, 2009 - 11:18 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Tell a cab to take you to Club 999. Thank me later.
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Post  Posted: Sep 10, 2009 - 08:24 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

@ buzzy can you give me the address for club 999 please?
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or anyone else that might know. thanks
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Post  Posted: Oct 27, 2009 - 07:49 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I'm not telling.....and it looks like nobody else is....

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