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Post  Posted: July 11, 2008 - 01:27 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

How about a huge Ctr-Alt-Del button to restart this place..... Wink

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Post  Posted: July 11, 2008 - 03:45 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I suggest changing over from written Chinese characters to MSN emoticons.
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Post  Posted: July 24, 2008 - 04:29 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

genghis wrote:
This is a silly thread. Anyone who knows anything knows that everything in the world is, was, and always will be invented in China.



Wrong...they stole everything from New York...
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Post  Posted: July 25, 2008 - 02:58 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

A laser-emitting evaporator that eliminates stupid people.
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Post  Posted: July 25, 2008 - 03:31 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^ That could easily get rid of half the white people here.

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Post  Posted: July 25, 2008 - 05:38 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

sbergman wrote:
Giant spikes that line pedestrian crossings and shred the tires of any car that stops for the red light only after having entered the crosswalk.


Giant spikes that line the bike lanes
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Post  Posted: July 26, 2008 - 11:45 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

oh_the_darkness wrote:
^ That could easily get rid of half the white people here.


And most of the locals.
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Post  Posted: July 26, 2008 - 05:13 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Anti-whine machine which filter out all the whining from expats who can't accept China as it is.
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Post  Posted: July 26, 2008 - 06:00 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

mrl wrote:
Anti-whine machine which filter out all the whining from expats who can't accept China as it is.


Good idea.

I would gladly see the back of at least half of these whining expat kitties.


Here's an idea: If you don't like it here, fcuk off.

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Post  Posted: July 26, 2008 - 06:07 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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Post  Posted: Aug 05, 2008 - 11:53 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

oh_the_darkness wrote:
^ That could easily get rid of half the white people here.


Then what would your woman do for long dicking

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Post  Posted: Aug 06, 2008 - 10:53 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

maybe they can copy someones invention to give them periphery vision
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