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Post  Posted: Aug 15, 2008 - 12:30 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

leidelaohu wrote:
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you head makes my neck sour....

I love that mistake but pretty sure the word you are looking for is 'sore' Razz


This is one entertaining thread. Very funny, especially the one quoted. I laughed out loud for real. The corresponding posts are also funny.

As entertained as I've been reading through this, I can't help but wonder if this is for real. Is Aimee a real existing person, and not just some spammer or someone who does pranks?

Aimee, if you're real, I sincerely apologize for entertaining the thought that you might be hoax, and I want to say this: "I commend you, sister!"

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Post  Posted: Aug 15, 2008 - 08:33 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

do not overdo makeup...

go without if you can.
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Post  Posted: Aug 19, 2008 - 01:30 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

hi i am a black! do you like black? if you do........
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Post  Posted: Aug 21, 2008 - 12:00 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

if you need to ask if its wrong, then I think you already know the answer. Otherwise, maybe you should ask your wife if it's wrong. I'm sure she'll definitely let you know whether its ok or not.

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BONNIE wrote:
What sort of guy are you looking for ? Tall, short, young, old, money, no money, house, no house............or just look for short time love...... what is a meaningful relationship ?


What sort of guy? ------just foreigner pls, of coz, with, at least, one dick between two legs.

Meaningful?------of coz, i will play an interactive activity with you, which is absolutely meaningful.
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flyingjack wrote:
BONNIE wrote:
What sort of guy are you looking for ? Tall, short, young, old, money, no money, house, no house............or just look for short time love...... what is a meaningful relationship ?


What sort of guy? ------just foreigner pls, of coz, with, at least, one dick between two legs.

Meaningful?------of coz, i will play an interactive activity with you, which is absolutely meaningful.



OMFG Laughing LMFAO Laughing Laughing but u are damn right bro, thats exactly waht she wants!!! she just cant say it straight!! Surprised
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Post  Posted: Aug 23, 2008 - 09:09 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

flyingjack wrote:

What sort of guy? ------just foreigner pls, of coz, with, at least, one dick between two legs.

Meaningful?------of coz, i will play an interactive activity with you, which is absolutely meaningful.


^Sounds hot flyingjack. And, I fit the description. PM me and we can go out. You show me yours and I'll show you mine.
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To be, or not to be...


To let him in or not to let him in


To let this one in or to let that one in
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Post  Posted: Aug 24, 2008 - 01:35 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^to be a gay or to be a guy
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Post  Posted: Aug 24, 2008 - 09:44 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

This place gets only more ridiculous doesn't it?

on another note....hi5 doesn't work for me. boo.
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Post  Posted: Aug 24, 2008 - 09:49 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

SnappySammy wrote:
beautiful_mind0905 wrote:
To be, or not to be...


To let him in or not to let him in


Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels...

or

Ouch ouch, you're on my hair.
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Post  Posted: Aug 24, 2008 - 11:01 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Quote:

Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels...

That's what they all say...
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Post  Posted: Sep 28, 2008 - 11:19 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Let me make this clearer.

i m 161 cm. Born at the end of 1982, well-educated, gentle and lovely. I am not shanghainese and I live close to Xujiahui.

i love singing, painting,traveling, cooking, etc.

M looking for a relationship that is fun, including understanding, spending time traveling together, caring about each other and good sex. If the chemistry is right, it would be nice to enter into long term even marriage.

If you are a polite person and wish to spend time with a nice girl, then write me.
I m not a gold digger neither passport follower, just want to find a suitable man with good personality.

By the way, thank you for all your posts, i did read. Nice holiday!


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Post  Posted: Sep 28, 2008 - 11:52 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

呵呵 不要太认真了 在这样一个论坛找这个 或者任何论坛
男人都是一个样子的 无论中国外国 何况是来中国的外国人就更糟
爱情可遇不可求 慢慢等待吧 还是专心于一些其他事情比较好

当然如果你想在这里骗个绿卡 倒是可以考虑的 外国人都比较一根茎

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Post  Posted: Sep 28, 2008 - 05:17 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

the tiger does what to the rose Zerg ??

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Post  Posted: Sep 28, 2008 - 05:38 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

AimeeLiu wrote:
Let me make this clearer.

M 161 cm. Born at the end of 1982, well-educated, gentle and lovely. I am not shanghainese and I live close to Xujiahui.

i love singing, painting,traveling, cooking, etc.

M looking for a relationship that is fun, including understanding, spending time traveling together, caring about each other and good sex. If the chemistry is right, it would be nice to enter into long term even marriage.

If you are a polite person and wish to spend time with a nice girl, then write me.
I m not a gold digger neither passport follower, just want to find a suitable man with good personality.

By the way, thank you for all your posts, i did read. Nice holiday!


Yeah, gentle and lovely. And not a gold digger.

LMAO!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post  Posted: Sep 29, 2008 - 10:40 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Doesn't M stand for Male? Shocked
AimeeLiu wrote:
Let me make this clearer.

M 161 cm. Born at the end of 1982, well-educated, gentle and lovely. I am not shanghainese and I live close to Xujiahui.

i love singing, painting,traveling, cooking, etc.

M looking for a relationship that is fun, including understanding, spending time traveling together, caring about each other and good sex. If the chemistry is right, it would be nice to enter into long term even marriage.

If you are a polite person and wish to spend time with a nice girl, then write me.
I m not a gold digger neither passport follower, just want to find a suitable man with good personality.

By the way, thank you for all your posts, i did read. Nice holiday!
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Post  Posted: Sep 29, 2008 - 10:43 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

i think M here means... i am looking for....

M 161.... i am 161cm ... just a typical abbrev. when chinese ppl write english
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Post  Posted: Sep 29, 2008 - 10:44 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

zerg wrote:
外国人都比较一根茎


what does that mean?
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Post  Posted: Sep 29, 2008 - 04:35 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

why not go to Date saturday(相约星期六)?

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Post  Posted: Sep 29, 2008 - 10:37 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

flyingwings wrote:
zerg wrote:
外国人都比较一根茎


what does that mean?


He means that he can cheer you up more with his "茎“. Laughing
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Post  Posted: Sep 29, 2008 - 10:39 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

lucar wrote:
flyingjack wrote:

What sort of guy? ------just foreigner pls, of coz, with, at least, one dick between two legs.

Meaningful?------of coz, i will play an interactive activity with you, which is absolutely meaningful.


^Sounds hot flyingjack. And, I fit the description. PM me and we can go out. You show me yours and I'll show you mine.


No way! You are too old!
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Post  Posted: Sep 30, 2008 - 12:37 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

bloomark wrote:
No way! You are too old!

We'll see just how much too old Lucar is when he's got you on all fours squealing like a pig, hreee hreee hreee ... Very Happy
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Post  Posted: Sep 30, 2008 - 07:20 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^ Hwoogah! Hwoogah! Deliverance theme song kicks in...
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Buzzd wrote:
^ Hwoogah! Hwoogah! Deliverance theme song kicks in...

Filipino band playing Duelling Banjos .... looks like somebody got their date Very Happy
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