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bloomark
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June 13, 2008 - 07:29 PM |
 
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Here we got another guy start dating SHex. |
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puhlease
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July 23, 2008 - 06:07 PM |
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Let's cut to the chase here. As a white friend of mine says sex with a Chinese guy is like throwing a sausage down a corridor. |
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kieran_b9
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Where I was raised in the north of England the only `ethnic minority` I knew was chinese. I asked a girl in my year out and she said her dad would kill her if she went out with a non chinese male. broke my heart for a while as it had taken me three months to summon the nerve to ask (I was 14) |
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kieran_b9
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July 23, 2008 - 09:35 PM |
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timtop, that`s like saying I got a porsche but no drining licence |
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kieran_b9
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July 23, 2008 - 09:37 PM |
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driving even, my fingers are too long and thick for you average keyboard |
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BONNIE
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Joined: June 17, 2005
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July 23, 2008 - 09:42 PM |
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| puhlease wrote: |
| Let's cut to the chase here. As a white friend of mine says sex with a Chinese guy is like throwing a sausage down a corridor. |
And your white friend would be a female.......?
There is nothing wrong with Chinese sausage.....depends on the size of the sausage and the size of the corridor......
The Chinese sausage I have had never had any problem functioning normally....and always wanted to return to the corridor. |
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Andreas
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July 23, 2008 - 10:41 PM |
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| puhlease wrote: |
| Let's cut to the chase here. As a white friend of mine says sex with a Chinese guy is like throwing a sausage down a corridor. |
Bloody priceless! 
And I am sure it bounced around a lot. |
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honest_brutally
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Joined: July 22, 2008
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July 24, 2008 - 10:51 AM |
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| puhlease wrote: |
| Let's cut to the chase here. As a white friend of mine says sex with a Chinese guy is like throwing a sausage down a corridor. |
Maybe if she stopped putting trash in there and closed her legs once in a while it wouldn't be as wide as the English Channel. |
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puhlease
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July 24, 2008 - 12:21 PM |
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No, her vagina was average size, but the Chinese guy had a little thin one. You know the type that have so little weight to them that they can be held aloft in a mass of black wirey public hair. Women need girth. They need a pork sword not a pork letter opener. |
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honest_brutally
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Joined: July 22, 2008
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July 24, 2008 - 01:09 PM |
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| puhlease wrote: |
| No, her vagina was average size, but the Chinese guy had a little thin one. You know the type that have so little weight to them that they can be held aloft in a mass of black wirey public hair. Women need girth. They need a pork sword not a pork letter opener. |
Sword is still quite thin >.> |
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puhlease
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July 24, 2008 - 03:05 PM |
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It was a reference to Juno. |
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flyingjack
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“Life is boring, meaningless and dull.” I thought when I was thirty in China. 
“Thanks god, you create European women for the world, who make me feeling that life in the earth is not such boring ” Standing on the street in London, I told myself when I first time saw the European girls.
I become crazy about Western women. 
I have dated with three ladies, one from Belgium, one Germany, one Norway. Unfortunately, I was failed and had never succeeded! 
It was easy to take them out. But the most difficult moment was that we stay alone. I did not know what should I say!!!
I hate Chinese education. It was so strict that we had no chance to practice skills staying with girl when we were teenage.
Eventually, I came back China with the empty hands and felling of failure.
Now I am in China. It is too old for me to learn this skill.
**** Chinese education!! 
---A broken heart. |
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pisdoff
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Aug 02, 2008 - 06:53 AM |
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How you doin', Genuine? So how's mrs leather and the kids?!
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Isn't this a Notorious BIG lyric? |
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Nathalie25
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Aug 02, 2008 - 04:28 PM |
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I have dated with three ladies, one from Belgium, one Germany, one Norway. Unfortunately, I was failed and had never succeeded!
It was easy to take them out. But the most difficult moment was that we stay alone. I did not know what should I say!!!
I hate Chinese education. It was so strict that we had no chance to practice skills staying with girl when we were teenage.
Eventually, I came back China with the empty hands and felling of failure.
Now I am in China. It is too old for me to learn this skill.
**** Chinese education!!
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You get your failure on relating with your women is just because you only need sex from them, I think.
Some women they wanna relate with you maybe they just need a long term relationship or a marriage from you, some woman you date with them may also need some sex from you, but you just need maybe one night stand game for self.
I don't know what you really want, because I am not you, I 5 years expected I myself could get happiness from love, but it was wrong, so I now won't waste my time on dreaming, I neither can promise myself that I can be mingle because someone he just also loves me, too many things I don't know what will happen~~~ |
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bloomark
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Joined: Apr 28, 2008
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Aug 02, 2008 - 04:30 PM |
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Let's cut to the chase here. As a white friend of mine says sex with a Chinese guy is like throwing a sausage down a corridor.
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Wrong, wrong, wrong, you are totally wrong on that issue.
If the stuff your white friend has told you is true, I swear to god that it is your "that friend" does have some problem with her genital. Well, I think there could be only one reason that her virgina has got ripped or something like fist poking-in by some villains like you.
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No, her vagina was average size, but the Chinese guy had a little thin one.
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How did you know her virgina size? Why are you so sure about that Chinese guy's dicksize? Did she describe something particularly to you. Have you two ever gone 3P together with that Chinese guy?
Personally, I think thickness does matter more than length, yet the skill does matter even more than thickness. If any male with a little small penis like that Chinese guy got much perfect skill to go with your white female friend, everything goes fine.
Actually, there are plenty Chinese guys who have very large size of dicks. But the problem is that few of them can master the skill to communicate with white girls, not to mention the culture sharing, so the grand barriage comes along between their possible relationship and that barriage kills sweet things before they come.
In a word, those who get big dicks have no balls, those who get balls have no dicksize. |
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Nathalie25
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Aug 02, 2008 - 04:30 PM |
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I have dated with three ladies, one from Belgium, one Germany, one Norway. Unfortunately, I was failed and had never succeeded!
It was easy to take them out. But the most difficult moment was that we stay alone. I did not know what should I say!!!
I hate Chinese education. It was so strict that we had no chance to practice skills staying with girl when we were teenage.
Eventually, I came back China with the empty hands and felling of failure.
Now I am in China. It is too old for me to learn this skill.
**** Chinese education!!
---A broken heart. |
You get your failure on relating with your women is just because you only need sex from them, I think.
Some women they wanna relate with you maybe they just need a long term relationship or a marriage from you, some woman you date with them may also need some sex from you, but you just need maybe one night stand game for self.
I don't know what you really want, because I am not you, I 5 years ago expected I myself could get happiness from love, but it was wrong, so I now won't waste my time on dreaming, I neither can promise myself that I can be mingle because someone he just also loves me, too many things I don't know what will happen~~~ |
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bloomark
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Aug 02, 2008 - 05:39 PM |
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“Life is boring, meaningless and dull.” I thought when I was thirty in China.
“Thanks god, you create European women for the world, who make me feeling that life in the earth is not such boring ” Standing on the street in London, I told myself when I first time saw the European girls.
I become crazy about Western women.
I have dated with three ladies, one from Belgium, one Germany, one Norway. Unfortunately, I was failed and had never succeeded!
It was easy to take them out. But the most difficult moment was that we stay alone. I did not know what should I say!!!
I hate Chinese education. It was so strict that we had no chance to practice skills staying with girl when we were teenage.
Eventually, I came back China with the empty hands and felling of failure.
Now I am in China. It is too old for me to learn this skill.
**** Chinese education!!
---A broken heart.
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What a loser!
Go suck the nut! We have no patience and eyes to waste on your grouse. If you really think life and love are as boring as you kitty, just do as I said in another thread: bend your body forward and try hard to tip your d1ickhead with your own mouth. That way, you will come to find that life and love ain't that boring as you groused, because you will find yourself a total retard just like our clown, Reg from Cesspit. |
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flyingjack
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Aug 04, 2008 - 12:42 PM |
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loser? maybe, a little bit.
but, not really. sometimes, as you guys said, the sausage was invited to go corridor to have a tour. |
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SnappySammy
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Aug 04, 2008 - 09:35 PM |
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Bonnie knows Dick... Listen to Bonnie....Yellow, Black, White, they all come in all sizes |
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lynch
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Aug 05, 2008 - 02:54 AM |
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Chinese girl only says:"you are too good."
Chinese girls sucks, or maybe just the ones I met so far,mostly...they want money more than true love,they want new feeling more than careness. I'm still waiting my Ms Right, and I guess in the end I'll found out she's western. Who knows...why not...
love. |
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lucar
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Aug 05, 2008 - 04:37 AM |
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| puhlease wrote: |
| Let's cut to the chase here. As a white friend of mine says sex with a Chinese guy is like throwing a sausage down a corridor. |
Oh Puhlease. And exactly how BIG are YOU? Us black guys feel EXACTLY the same way about the size of you little white dudes.
BTW-anyone who is obsessed with penis size and feels that they can't have fun in bed with a guy with a small dick isn't very creative, and probably boring and lazy in the sack anyway. |
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queenmab
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Aug 05, 2008 - 05:36 AM |
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I guess it goes both ways. White girls have huge vajayjays and Chinese guys have noodle sticks. |
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BONNIE
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Aug 05, 2008 - 08:17 AM |
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I don't have a huge "vajayjay" but for sure it's bigger than a small Chinese girl.
My guy does not have a "noodle stick" but for sure it's not the biggest I've had.
But girls (well some anyway) can contract their internal muscles until everthing fits nicely together.
Sure some guys are a little shy in public but they know what to do in the bedroom.
Being young and fit (not full full of beer and/or viagra), it's a good combination. And when both of you put some effort into it it's magic. |
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SnappySammy
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Aug 05, 2008 - 11:13 AM |
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wow Queenie sounds like she doesn't care for Chinese Guys....I wonder where Mexican guys measure up.....
I'll put my Money on Bonnie...I think she has her act and her Mei Mei working good stuff... |
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woaihuan
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Aug 05, 2008 - 12:26 PM |
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I don't have a huge "vajayjay" but for sure it's bigger than a small Chinese girl.
My guy does not have a "noodle stick" but for sure it's not the biggest I've had.
But girls (well some anyway) can contract their internal muscles until everthing fits nicely together.
Sure some guys are a little shy in public but they know what to do in the bedroom.
Being young and fit (not full full of beer and/or viagra), it's a good combination. And when both of you put some effort into it it's magic. |
So... from that, I got the following.
Western women have looser 'vajayjay'
Western women have many partners
and that just confirms some of the many reasons I am against being in a relationship with a foreign woman. |
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