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Post  Posted: Aug 05, 2008 - 02:53 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

"“Life is boring, meaningless and dull.” I thought when I was thirty in China. Sad

“Thanks god, you create European women for the world, who make me feeling that life in the earth is not such boring ” Standing on the street in London, I told myself when I first time saw the European girls.
I become crazy about Western women. Very Happy

I have dated with three ladies, one from Belgium, one Germany, one Norway. Unfortunately, I was failed and had never succeeded! Mad
It was easy to take them out. But the most difficult moment was that we stay alone. I did not know what should I say!!!
I hate Chinese education. It was so strict that we had no chance to practice skills staying with girl when we were teenage.
Eventually, I came back China with the empty hands and felling of failure.

Now I am in China. It is too old for me to learn this skill.

**** Chinese education!! Evil or Very Mad

---A broken heart. Sad Sad Sad"




do like europeans do. pretend ur interested in the meaningless crap they talk. pretend u like them, all the time "cementing" ur friendship with more drink down their neck. the loving eye to eye contact crap, then bang them when they r drunk enuff. simple.


BTW i havent had sex with a white girl in about 7 years..............


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"BTW-anyone who is obsessed with penis size and feels that they can't have fun in bed with a guy with a small dick isn't very creative, and probably boring and lazy in the sack anyway."

so stop hassling me ok>?
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Post  Posted: Aug 05, 2008 - 03:39 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Woaihuan,

I am not an 18 year old child like you - I was married a long time....so of course I have had more partners than you because I have lived more than twice as long.

Western women are seldom virgins when they marry......and it's going the same way in China.

Sounds like you have never had a relationship with a "foreign" woman - don't bother - she'd eat you alive.
Stick with your video games and fake stuff - it's a scary world out there.

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Post  Posted: Aug 05, 2008 - 03:42 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Not everyone wants a girl that'll eat them. Laughing

that's why they leave the west.
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Post  Posted: Aug 05, 2008 - 03:43 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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"BTW-anyone who is obsessed with penis size and feels that they can't have fun in bed with a guy with a small dick isn't very creative, and probably boring and lazy in the sack anyway."

so stop hassling me ok>?


no one wanna talk about sex for fool( at least, I only pay attention on people their intellection and intelligence and I am going for that for myself now, because I have no money, so the only way I can help myself is to study and to get the knowledge as much as I can, I don't think that to talk about sex can make myself get any honors in life, I only can say that I want to post in Wang lili her thread is just because Wang lili and Chris they both are mature and knowledgeable and very intelligent enough to deal with their issues personaally and very professionally in reality~~~~~~~~~maybe sometimes money talks, but for me, only people their positive intellection and very elite intelligence for searching the knowledge can interest me in talking with them in life, knowledge is power, dick is nonsense for those illiterate moron~~

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Post  Posted: Aug 05, 2008 - 03:44 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

see, those are some good chinese ideals.
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Post  Posted: Aug 05, 2008 - 03:45 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

that's why western women have a hard time finding a western guy in SH - even though western guys greatly outnumber western girls.
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well... not only that. that and many other things that make the locals more attractive.
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no one wanna talk about sex for fool( at least, I only pay attention on people their intellection and intelligence and I am going for that for myself now, because I have no money, so the only way I can help myself is to study and to get the knowledge as much as I can, I don't think that to talk about sex can make myself get any honors in life, I only can say that I want to post in Wang lili her thread is just because Wang lili and Chris they both are mature and knowledgeable and very intelligent enough to deal with their issues personaally and very professionally in reality~~~~~~~~~maybe sometimes money talks, but for me, only people their positive intellection and very elite intelligence for searching the knowledge can interest me in talking with them in life, knowledge is power, dick is nonsense for those illiterate moron~~

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Post  Posted: Aug 05, 2008 - 03:48 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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Not everyone wants a girl that'll eat them. Laughing




Wanna bet ?

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I'll take that bet.
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Post  Posted: Aug 05, 2008 - 04:49 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

idiot

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Post  Posted: Aug 05, 2008 - 10:19 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^ idoitess ?
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Post  Posted: Aug 05, 2008 - 10:45 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

woaihuan wrote:
I'll take that bet.


Sorry pal you lose....Bonnie Eat Me....

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BONNIE wrote:
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Not everyone wants a girl that'll eat them. Laughing




Wanna bet ?


Bonnie Knows Dick!!!

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Post  Posted: Aug 06, 2008 - 03:03 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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So... from that, I got the following.

Western women have looser 'vajayjay'
Western women have many partners

and that just confirms some of the many reasons I am against being in a relationship with a foreign woman.

^I would think that you mean a WINNER vajayjay.
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"“Life is boring, meaningless and dull.” I thought when I was thirty in China. Sad

“Thanks god, you create European women for the world, who make me feeling that life in the earth is not such boring ” Standing on the street in London, I told myself when I first time saw the European girls.
I become crazy about Western women. Very Happy

I have dated with three ladies, one from Belgium, one Germany, one Norway. Unfortunately, I was failed and had never succeeded! Mad
It was easy to take them out. But the most difficult moment was that we stay alone. I did not know what should I say!!!
I hate Chinese education. It was so strict that we had no chance to practice skills staying with girl when we were teenage.
Eventually, I came back China with the empty hands and felling of failure.

Now I am in China. It is too old for me to learn this skill.

**** Chinese education!! Evil or Very Mad

---A broken heart. Sad Sad Sad"

^OMG. So cute. If I were a chick, I'd give you a sympathy fcuk.
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Post  Posted: Aug 06, 2008 - 07:18 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

lucar wrote:
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"“Life is boring, meaningless and dull.” I thought when I was thirty in China. Sad

“Thanks god, you create European women for the world, who make me feeling that life in the earth is not such boring ” Standing on the street in London, I told myself when I first time saw the European girls.
I become crazy about Western women. Very Happy

I have dated with three ladies, one from Belgium, one Germany, one Norway. Unfortunately, I was failed and had never succeeded! Mad
It was easy to take them out. But the most difficult moment was that we stay alone. I did not know what should I say!!!
I hate Chinese education. It was so strict that we had no chance to practice skills staying with girl when we were teenage.
Eventually, I came back China with the empty hands and felling of failure.

Now I am in China. It is too old for me to learn this skill.

**** Chinese education!! Evil or Very Mad

---A broken heart. Sad Sad Sad"

^OMG. So cute. If I were a chick, I'd give you a sympathy fcuk.


hehe, “A SYMPATHIES F**K”, a new word I learnt from somebody here. thanks!

Do u mean:
whenever i meet a cute western woman, i should ask very politely "could you please offer me a sympathies f**k, madam?" Razz
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Post  Posted: Aug 06, 2008 - 11:34 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

BONNIE wrote:
I don't have a huge "vajayjay" but for sure it's bigger than a small Chinese girl.
My guy does not have a "noodle stick" but for sure it's not the biggest I've had.

But girls (well some anyway) can contract their internal muscles until everthing fits nicely together.

Sure some guys are a little shy in public but they know what to do in the bedroom.
Being young and fit (not full full of beer and/or viagra), it's a good combination. And when both of you put some effort into it it's magic.


You good.Kiss.

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SnappySammy wrote:
BONNIE wrote:
Quote:
Not everyone wants a girl that'll eat them. Laughing




Wanna bet ?


Bonnie Knows Dick!!!


Dick Loves Bonnie

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Post  Posted: Aug 07, 2008 - 03:46 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Snappy Loves Dick

Dick doesn't Love Snappy
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Post  Posted: Aug 07, 2008 - 03:59 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Snappy loves Mexican vajayjay.....Snappy loves all vajayjay...

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Post  Posted: Aug 07, 2008 - 06:46 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^All vajayjay? Don't make me go searching the web for some more Buck Angel photos.
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Post  Posted: Aug 07, 2008 - 08:45 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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Snappy loves Mexican vajayjay.....Snappy loves all vajayjay...


Yoy love all vajayjays? What about the vajayjay of a granny?

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Post  Posted: Aug 07, 2008 - 09:17 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I'll show you my vajayjay. It is a little bit unconventional as it is also my ASS, but you can love it all the same.
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Post  Posted: Aug 07, 2008 - 12:43 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Yeah, of course you can show your Mickey Mouse eggs to Snappy

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