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mat
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Apr 14, 2008 - 09:45 AM |
 
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Thats right boys and girls, i'm back in Melbourne, for the first time in many moons, and i'm staying with the Cheerleader. He has put me up in the spareroom of his Docklands Palace, with 18 concubines and 6 Eunichs.
Let's see what sort of crazy adventures we get up to.
Day 1 - Arrive on flight from Shanghai. I am standing next to Mick Gatto the whole way through customs clearance. Him and his two body guards. Google him!!. Within 3 hours of landing, me and the Cheerleader and a couple of my mates are the MCG, watching the footy, betting at the TAB, eating meat pies and drinking beer out of plastic cups. However, the Cheerleader being from Canadia, had a Hamburger instead of a Meat pie. I think they must have them at the footy just for people like him (Limp wrists).
After the footy, it was off to the Royal to watch/have a couple of jugs.
Then the pub crawl up Swan Street. I was home in bed by 9.30pm though.
Day 2 - I head off to visit my mate and his new baby. Get a txt from the Cheerleader. "what time you back? i locked myself out". Head home to let the cheerleader in to his own apartment. A couple of beers at the apartment. Quite a boring one actually. |
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SirFiddler
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Apr 14, 2008 - 09:54 AM |
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ha ha ha 
btw, i am not sure but i think i might have bought your bike on the weekend for 200 kwai. will send you a picture soon to check |
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SirFiddler
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Apr 14, 2008 - 09:55 AM |
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and you should have kicked gatto in the nuts |
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chinaboy
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Apr 14, 2008 - 11:41 AM |
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Dear mate, I wish to study Australia. My uncle tell me that Melbourne is a beautiful city and have many kind people here. If you can give me a suggest I can be gratitude. I am a Chinese boy who is good and honest. |
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Magnolia
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Apr 14, 2008 - 11:42 AM |
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Get a txt from the Cheerleader. "what time you back? i locked myself out". Head home to let the cheerleader in to his own apartment.
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hahahah! hugs to CLM! have fun, mat! |
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beautiful_mind0905
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Apr 14, 2008 - 11:52 AM |
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| mat wrote: |
| Thats right boys and girls, i'm back in Melbourne, for the first time in many moons, and i'm staying with the Cheerleader. He has put me up in the spareroom of his Docklands Palace, with 18 concubines and 6 Eunichs. |
Haha, didn't know there were palaces in the Docklands precinct.
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| Then the pub crawl up Swan Street. I was home in bed by 9.30pm though. |
Jeez, even I can do better than that! |
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beautiful_mind0905
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Apr 14, 2008 - 11:59 AM |
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| and you should have kicked gatto in the nuts |
Is Mick Gatto that infamous that even SirFiddler knows of him? Or is the fact that SirFiddler knows him an indication of the circle in which SirFiddler moves? |
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Magnolia
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Apr 14, 2008 - 12:04 PM |
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my guess is the later.
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*CheerLeader*Mao
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Apr 14, 2008 - 09:15 PM |
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Haha, I should have known mat would post a thread like this.
I am still locking myself out of my place after all these years. In 4.5 years in China I locked myself out 8 times, and locked myself on the balcony 2 times. Now in Melb I locked myself out twice but with the security in this place...er i mean palace i was lucky both times someone was visiting me and had an extra key.
Oh, Fiddler, by the way, last time it was Jenn visiting. Good times.
Anyway, today I get a text message at work from Mat at about 3pm. "I left the office to go to the casinos, entered two tourneys won one. These people are idiots."
Call at 6:15pm from a audibly drunk mat. "wassafuk you doing? i ons the piss all afternoon, meet me here and play some poker."
CLM..."ah okay, call you when i am back"
He just stumbled in the house about 15 minutes ago wearing a suit jacket of all things. Hesus, looks like that Eurotrash scum is starting to wear off on mat's fashion sense.
If he wears a scarf tomorrow I am throwing his fag ass out of my place. |
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beautiful_mind0905
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Apr 14, 2008 - 09:23 PM |
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Awwwwww, what will the Regster, I mean Mat, do then? Be a basker (sp) ... Any special talents? |
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Apr 15, 2008 - 04:30 AM |
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| If he wears a scarf tomorrow I am throwing his fag ass out of my place. |
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thewalrus
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Apr 15, 2008 - 07:38 AM |
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| Anyway, today I get a text message at work from Mat at about 3pm. "I left the office to go to the casinos, entered two tourneys won one. These people are idiots." |
I got a similar text too mate. Finished with an Arseny quote about buttons and fairy floss of all things... |
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beautiful_mind0905
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Apr 15, 2008 - 10:29 AM |
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Is thewalrus also in Melbourne? |
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SirFiddler
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Apr 15, 2008 - 10:29 AM |
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the only thing he managed to text me was that i had not won my bet yet ...
probably lost in the tournaments and now needs the money, or saving up for a scarf and a manbag |
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Megs
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Apr 15, 2008 - 10:32 AM |
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Day 1 - Arrive on flight from Shanghai. I am standing next to Mick Gatto the whole way through customs clearance. Him and his two body guards. Google him!!. |
Damn, wish I hadn't googled him. Now I know what to expect to happen in Underbelly.  |
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beautiful_mind0905
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Apr 15, 2008 - 10:34 AM |
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That show can be seen everywhere except in Victoria. |
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Megs
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Apr 15, 2008 - 10:37 AM |
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| That show can be seen everywhere except in Victoria. |
I know. Whole season is already up for download on the net.
I'm trying to be good and watch it as it comes out though. Downloaded the first 8 episodes and went on a bender, and then had to wait weeks for number 9. |
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beautiful_mind0905
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Apr 15, 2008 - 10:43 AM |
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A friend has the whole season, but am not that interested... Lol, are they airing the show in China??? |
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mat
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Apr 15, 2008 - 11:59 AM |
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He's turning into more of a celeb than Chopper Reid now!!
Anyway, yes, got a bit sh1tfaced yesterday. Played some poker at Crown, done ok.
Day 4. Actually in the office now. Damn nice new office here. Verygooda. Knocking off at 2.30 though to go to the pub to meet a beer sales person. |
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Lordlunchalot
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Apr 15, 2008 - 12:14 PM |
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I was under the impression that the pub was your office. |
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p1atl10
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Apr 15, 2008 - 12:25 PM |
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^ Pot calling the kettle black? |
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Lordlunchalot
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Apr 15, 2008 - 02:12 PM |
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^haha. Now that you've mentioned it, its about time for a nice cold pot. |
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skyline5k
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Apr 15, 2008 - 02:15 PM |
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a lighter & some rolling papers might help your pot a bit more actually. Lifemage's ayi can hook you up there. |
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bougie
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Apr 15, 2008 - 08:06 PM |
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thewalrus
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Apr 15, 2008 - 08:32 PM |
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| Is thewalrus also in Melbourne? |
no but i was in australia last week, and cant wait to get back. |
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