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Post  Posted: June 10, 2008 - 02:37 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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What happened to good ol' foreplay and sexual prowess?


If I remember my biology correctly- that only works with women


Are you calling greenmark a wanker?

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Post  Posted: June 10, 2008 - 02:49 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I'm not saying anything, I'm sure he's a lovely chap, just remembering how it went when I was at school.

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Post  Posted: June 10, 2008 - 02:49 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Good article berg.

" You do not need to violently swirl your tongue around like a mad person"

Ah ok. Now I get it! Gee.

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Don't chicks like cunnilingus?

Isn't that a practically guaranteed way to get her all wet and ready for the love rocket of pleasuredom?

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Post  Posted: June 10, 2008 - 04:47 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

findus wrote:
What happened to good ol' foreplay and sexual prowess?


Don't always have time for that, especially if somebody may have heard her screams and called the police.
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Post  Posted: June 10, 2008 - 04:48 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

You should watch rome again... a good gob of spit was good enough for marc anthony!
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Post  Posted: June 10, 2008 - 04:56 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Come on folks ! Too many assumptions !

For guys on guys, sometimes you don't wanna worry about tossing the salad beforehand. Some lube helps you get straight to business.

Of course, as Brokeback Mountain taught us, a gob of spit can work under that scenario as well !
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Post  Posted: June 10, 2008 - 05:25 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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you don't wanna worry about tossing the salad beforehand


Why? Do the tomatoes get bruised?
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Post  Posted: June 10, 2008 - 06:10 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

oh_the_darkness wrote:
Don't chicks like cunnilingus?

Isn't that a practically guaranteed way to get her all wet and ready for the love rocket of pleasuredom?


Has always worked for me, and it can be very enjoyable. Love to make em squirm.
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astroglide??

My I have gotton old......

(sigh)


No, not really. You simply went to the University of Minnesota and studied engineering. Your mascot is a Gopher for a reason, and a Golden one at that!
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Tiger Balm? Jesus.


They eat copperhead's for lunch where she's going.
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Post  Posted: July 24, 2008 - 03:42 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

You can order Wet Stuff online. Noice, different, unusual.
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oh_the_darkness wrote:
Don't chicks like cunnilingus?

Of course they do, particulary in China.
It has a long history here and less taboo's.
In Taoism, it is regarded as a sublime way to stimulate a longer life.
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Post  Posted: July 24, 2008 - 06:54 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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In Taoism, it is regarded as a sublime way to stimulate a longer life.

Sure but they only do it once every two weeks - any more than that and you lose power.

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Post  Posted: July 24, 2008 - 09:39 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

p1atl10 wrote:
astroglide??

My I have gotton old......

(sigh)


When In Rome...The Chinese use Seseme Oil...

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Post  Posted: Aug 04, 2008 - 09:48 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Just don't make it too Hot..

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Post  Posted: Aug 04, 2008 - 09:55 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I didn't read this thread... it got off topic real fast.

But KY jelly can be had in Hong Kong, basically any drug store, but I suggest you get a silicone based lubricant if you want something that will last and not degrade a condom.

There are local dildo shops all over, just find a street with lots of pink neon and look around. You'll be sure to find some lube there.
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BONNIE wrote:
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In Taoism, it is regarded as a sublime way to stimulate a longer life.

Sure but they only do it once every two weeks - any more than that and you lose power.


Bonnie, if your BF doesn't want to lose his power... I would be happy to be another power source...onec every other week would be fine.

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Post  Posted: Aug 05, 2008 - 01:54 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

huangheilong wrote:
oh_the_darkness wrote:
Don't chicks like cunnilingus?

Of course they do, particulary in China.
Thats NOT TRUE ! 100 times NO ! Practically every Chinese girl I had (relatively large sampling) did not like it, they thought is GROS and not good for the MAN's health.

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Post  Posted: Aug 05, 2008 - 06:38 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Other women (or the same women but on different days) may prefer not to be penetrated until they orgasm. If you have a penis, your partner may enjoy its use as she orgasms – if so, she will tell you.
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I think I prefer to reach for the clicker

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say good night Gracie

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Good night, Gracie.
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I think most don't have a clue who's Gracie and whom is she good nighting

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