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greenmark
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June 10, 2008 - 08:40 AM |
 
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Does anyone know where to find KY Jelly or similar?
And what might be the translation for it?
I'd really appreciate some serious answers first, then afterwards this thread can descend to the levels of humour that make this site such a worthwhile visit. |
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oh_the_darkness
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June 10, 2008 - 08:58 AM |
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I've seen this stuff (or it's equivalent) on sale on the counter of Lawsons next to all the condoms. |
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sbergman
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June 10, 2008 - 09:29 AM |
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Three cheers for OTD for answering this straight. Let the games begin! |
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mswp
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June 10, 2008 - 09:54 AM |
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You can buy it in Watson and Carrefour too. Find the condom section, it should be close by -- you don't need a Chinese name, it will be easy to recognize. |
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Traminer
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June 10, 2008 - 10:02 AM |
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Lawson stocks that crap Durex gel that is akin to copulation in the Gobi desert.
There are far better personal lubrication products in Watsons but they do not stock crisco or astroglide. |
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p1atl10
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June 10, 2008 - 10:33 AM |
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astroglide??
My I have gotton old......
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januza
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June 10, 2008 - 10:44 AM |
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Astroglide is the ****! That stuff works for sure but u cant get it in China. I believe you can get it in Hong Kong though! |
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sbergman
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June 10, 2008 - 10:50 AM |
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Depending on where you're, ahem, headed - a little Tiger Balm can help give nature a boost. You need to be in a committed relationship though, I think it may compromise the durability of latex. |
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dfoo
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June 10, 2008 - 11:07 AM |
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^ that sounds rather painful!!! |
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p1atl10
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June 10, 2008 - 11:16 AM |
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DOESN'T THAT STUFF BURN? |
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Swiss-James
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June 10, 2008 - 11:31 AM |
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Tiger Balm? Jesus. |
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emerson
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June 10, 2008 - 11:36 AM |
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| There are far better personal lubrication products in Watsons but they do not stock crisco or astroglide. |
Crisco? |
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Juan_Tamad
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June 10, 2008 - 11:54 AM |
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Try canola, non fat |
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emerson
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June 10, 2008 - 12:32 PM |
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I wonder if using Crisco as a lubircant creates the same effect as using fryolator grease for bio-diesel--smells like french fries when things begin to heat up? |
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Robtcb
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June 10, 2008 - 12:44 PM |
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Crisco is too high-class here. Go with the basic.
Plus you can get it in this conveniently sized tub with re-closeable lid. |
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findus
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June 10, 2008 - 01:09 PM |
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What happened to good ol' foreplay and sexual prowess? |
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Swiss-James
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June 10, 2008 - 01:18 PM |
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| What happened to good ol' foreplay and sexual prowess? |
If I remember my biology correctly- that only works with women |
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leidelaohu
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June 10, 2008 - 01:36 PM |
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Crisco is great ! Try it chilled a little .... |
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sbergman
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June 10, 2008 - 01:42 PM |
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Wow, tiger, this is a new side of you... |
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hammerforlife
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June 10, 2008 - 01:44 PM |
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| What happened to good ol' foreplay and sexual prowess? |
It's quicker just to show the girl a copy of the LV catalogue. |
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greenmark
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June 10, 2008 - 01:45 PM |
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| What happened to good ol' foreplay and sexual prowess? |
I've tried it. Unfortunately the lady is too keen to get going and puts me in a bit of a bind that I'm find a little painful. |
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hammerforlife
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June 10, 2008 - 01:48 PM |
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| I've tried it. Unfortunately the lady is too keen to get going and puts me in a bit of a bind that I'm find a little painful. |
Pay her by the hour, that will slow her down  |
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sbergman
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June 10, 2008 - 02:04 PM |
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June 10, 2008 - 02:05 PM |
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HAHA.
Bergie I can't believe you use Tiger Balm. You ain't serious are you?
Back in the day I used to have a friend at university (name Rocca, called himself Rocco, for Rocco Sifredi, google images with safesearch off) that used a similar technique (by the way do you guys think I use too many parenthesis?)
He'd put two condoms, but with a twist: he would put the first condom, put plenty of tiger balm on top of it, put the second one. If the lady started to burn during the hunky punky, he knew it was time to put another condom on, just for safety.
We are talking about the lowest forms of life in the prostitute food chain here, that's why Rocca, an otherwise scatterbrained individual, was so cautious.
Yes, Rocca had a knack for the filthiest scum.
He used to use plenty of steroids and was puffed, and after he stopped using them and got skinny everyone on campus thought he got HIV or something.
Some ladies were quite concerned too.
"I'd really appreciate some serious answers first, then afterwards this thread can descend to the levels of humour that make this site such a worthwhile visit."
That was funny. Kudos to greenmark for having a sense of humor. |
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sbergman
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June 10, 2008 - 02:27 PM |
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Gosh, you guys, make a girl feel a bit self conscious. I did a few Google searches and I am not the only one who has experienced the joy of a little (a very little - I did not say slather) menthol. The search did return an inordinate number of BD sites (not my scene) which had me momentarily concerned. Also stumbled upon this gem http://www.mcgilldaily.com/view.php?aid=3189 which could make you very popular with the ladies. No wonder North America is such a popular choice for a university education. |
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