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GiveEmOpium
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Joined: June 13, 2008
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June 13, 2008 - 07:02 PM |
 
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deaf... my bad :/ |
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bezoli
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Joined: Aug 30, 2006
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June 14, 2008 - 04:51 PM |
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| It's common at Physical for men AND woman to crap while standing up in the showers. Look in the drain sometime and see what DIDN'T get washed away. |
Crapping in the showers? Yikes! I'm all for conserving water but come on. And I thought I wore flip-flops at the gym just to protect myself from foot rot, nail fungus and worts.
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| Such as guys having sex in the steam rooms |
Not sure this should come as a surprise--buggering is not uncommon in many health clubs--especially showers and steam rooms. (where do you think the VP got the inspiration for YMCA?) In fact, at both of the gyms I once belonged to in Boston, including the downtown YMCA, the club rules posted in the mens locker room expressly prohibited sexual acts on club premises. |
dude, no.................... |
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Ah Beng
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Joined: May 14, 2008
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Location: Shanghai Paradise
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June 14, 2008 - 05:29 PM |
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^Got dupe into coming here huh? Don't fret, you're not alone.. |
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hc
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Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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June 14, 2008 - 06:53 PM |
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GiveEmOpium's gotta be the most original username ever. Welcome.
Together with the guy whose avatar is an intestine and we are assured to have a solid inflow of newcomers after Lady Bergie leaves us.
Which leads me to the second, much more serious part of this (unrelated to the original topic) post.
Basically the Europeans under the Judeo-Christian tradition, among other motives, had reasons to explore the world because their calendar (differently from Maias, Aztecs, Incas, Chinese, ...) wasn't cyclical. There was a day zero on it, and no cycles to it..."go out there and discover the world" as Genesis says.
The Aztecs by the way had two calendars, one 360 days long and one 260 days long. Every 50 something years the universe was supposed to collapse or something tidal could happen.
Ironically our boy Hernan Cortez arrived exactly in one of these years.
Now that's coincidence for you.
"But what does that have to do with stupid people in the gym".
Nothing.
I just wanted to give you culture and steal some of your time.
Off to a shiat-shave-shower.
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Ah Beng
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Joined: May 14, 2008
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Location: Shanghai Paradise
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June 14, 2008 - 07:38 PM |
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^thanks HC, but I think even the poor guy at the gym fell asleep while blow drying his nuts lstening to you.. |
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Nathalie25
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June 14, 2008 - 08:14 PM |
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The Aztecs by the way had two calendars, one 360 days long and one 260 days long. Every 50 something years the universe was supposed to collapse or something tidal could happen.
Ironically our boy Hernan Cortez arrived exactly in one of these years.
Now that's coincidence for you.
"But what does that have to do with stupid people in the gym".
Nothing.
I just wanted to give you culture and steal some of your time.
Off to a shiat-shave-shower.
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Nathalie25
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Joined: Aug 24, 2004
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June 14, 2008 - 08:16 PM |
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| ^thanks HC, but I think even the poor guy at the gym fell asleep while blow drying his nuts lstening to you.. |
I know you are talking about yourself and I won't mind if you like slaping your guys in any public places, Ah beng~~~~~~~~~ |
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bougie
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Joined: Nov 20, 2004
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Location: Wuhan Hubei China
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June 14, 2008 - 08:38 PM |
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Ah Beng
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Joined: May 14, 2008
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Location: Shanghai Paradise
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June 14, 2008 - 08:40 PM |
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I know you are talking about yourself and I won't mind if you like slaping your guys in any public places, Ah beng~~~~~~~~~
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Don't mind if I do, but you're up next! Bottoms up gal..! |
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underh20
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Joined: Sep 27, 2006
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June 14, 2008 - 08:41 PM |
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Cute how Nats is defending HC. Gives credibility to the rumor that SnappySammy is Nats' and HC's love child. |
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CIA
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Joined: Mar 23, 2008
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June 14, 2008 - 08:49 PM |
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I could have SWORN that I saw Sienna at MegaFit in JinQiao today.... any truth to that ? |
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Nathalie25
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Joined: Aug 24, 2004
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June 14, 2008 - 09:04 PM |
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| I could have SWORN that I saw Sienna at MegaFit in JinQiao today.... any truth to that ? |
But if next wednesday I cannot meet some cat in Malones, then this is your mistake, you know? |
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Ah Beng
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June 14, 2008 - 09:05 PM |
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sienna
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Joined: July 17, 2006
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June 14, 2008 - 09:05 PM |
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Maybe it was my secret twin... i got shitfaced last night and dropped my purse incl. wallet so my gym card in jinmaobuilding is gone.  |
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Nathalie25
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June 14, 2008 - 09:07 PM |
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| Cute how Nats is defending HC. Gives credibility to the rumor that SnappySammy is Nats' and HC's love child. |
Ok, HC is your father too, hahah~~~~ |
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canuckian
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Joined: Aug 12, 2007
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June 16, 2008 - 02:25 PM |
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| My favourite was the guy on the treadmill next to me who decided to light up his cigarette. When I told him not to smoke in the gym he turned to me and said "I'm a policeman". F###wit! |
And I'm the chief of police, u f***ing commie!  |
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underh20
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June 16, 2008 - 06:49 PM |
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| Maybe it was my secret twin... |
Two Slopgirls?? 
HC, drive a stake through the bitch's heart. Quickly! |
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rhino
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Joined: Jan 12, 2008
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June 16, 2008 - 09:42 PM |
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Great thread... I go to Will's at JinMao and I never realised how "normal" it must be compared to everywhere else. My observations...
- the guy that wears the fluoro yellow bib which shows off his sides. Just wear a t-shirt for crying out loud! And this afternoon there was a man in suit pants and shiny black shoes doing bench presses.
- once I was in the sauna and a local guy came in, started a conversation with me, but stood up right in front of the hot rocks, shaking his wang around. I got out of there before I had to inhale groin sweat vapour... |
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Cambronne
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Joined: Feb 23, 2008
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June 19, 2008 - 11:12 PM |
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| their calendar (differently from Maias, Aztecs, Incas, Chinese, ...) wasn't cyclical. There was a day zero on it, |
Ok so you are one of those people who think the third millenium started on Jan 1, 2000? |
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ptnirmala
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June 24, 2008 - 05:59 PM |
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NO DOUBT THIS IS A TOPIC THATS REALLY GOT ME SMILING HOW TRUE ARE THESE EXPERIENCES I BELIEVE IT ALL AS I HAVE SEEN THIS WITH MY EYES TOO AT PHYSICAL XUJIAHUI WHERE I GO TO EVERYDAY - HEY PALS U HIT THE NAIL ON A THE HEAD - 3 CHEERS U PALS
REGARDS |
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sienna
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June 26, 2008 - 08:10 PM |
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OK, I need to say this, I wrote people at the gym, not "stupid locals", I wrote people INCLUDING expats.
Im actually just sitting in wills gym in jinmao building and there's a friggin laowai FREAK who works out here. He was screaming and moaning while he was on this step-threadmill thingy, and flexing his arms och dancing around with his arms, FREAK!!!!!!!!!!! Also when I did situps he was next to me and he was saying out loud, gosh this feels nice, etc. DISGUSTING!!!!! |
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rhino
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Joined: Jan 12, 2008
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June 26, 2008 - 11:58 PM |
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OK, I need to say this, I wrote people at the gym, not "stupid locals", I wrote people INCLUDING expats.
Im actually just sitting in wills gym in jinmao building and there's a friggin laowai FREAK who works out here. He was screaming and moaning while he was on this step-threadmill thingy, and flexing his arms och dancing around with his arms, FREAK!!!!!!!!!!! Also when I did situps he was next to me and he was saying out loud, gosh this feels nice, etc. DISGUSTING!!!!! |
What time of day was this? Haven't seen too many grunters in the gym... |
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sienna
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June 27, 2008 - 12:24 PM |
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I was at the gym yesterday from 4.40 pm til 7.15 pm
a bald guy (if i remember correctly) with fat legs |
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rhino
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July 06, 2008 - 04:52 PM |
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I was at the gym yesterday from 4.40 pm til 7.15 pm
a bald guy (if i remember correctly) with fat legs |
I think I seen him today! He was reading "Men's Health" on the treadmill, listening to an iPod or something, and saying weird stuff like (and loudly as he had his ears in) "Yeah! Just one more minute to go!" and lots of grunting and more "YEAH!"s. It was hard not to laugh at the guy... |
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p1atl10
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Joined: Mar 18, 2005
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July 06, 2008 - 06:34 PM |
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Hey!!!
At least I am trying to work out a little...and I DO NOT appreciate the smirks and almost laughing from young pups like you! |
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