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ChicoStateDisciple
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June 27, 2008 - 06:43 PM |
 
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I know we have many differences. I believe though we have more in common though. All the post are about the differences, lets now share some of our commonalities. Lets tare down some emotional was.... let is out people. Come get a hug.
I will start.
We drive on the smae side of the road.
We like sex.
We love our children.
Of all Primates we have the biggest phallus.
Cars Rock. |
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LifeMage
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June 27, 2008 - 10:01 PM |
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We all have heads.
We all pee and poo.
We all have names.
We all die if cut in half.
We all breathe oxygen.
Man, this could be a really long thread! but I'll bet that it won't be.  |
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LifeMage
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June 27, 2008 - 10:08 PM |
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....by "East and West", you mean the entire planet, right? |
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ChicoStateDisciple
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June 28, 2008 - 01:06 AM |
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Ok I will add a more serious one.
All girls like the better man. The most effective measurement of some one is the money they make. Most girls are prefer wealthier guys.
No Fat chicks.
Teaching others/ sharing knowledge is vital to the human race.
Work is a Virtue.
common, like LM says, This could be really good or really short.
We all will be better if we find something. |
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860115huang
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June 28, 2008 - 09:45 AM |
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We all love our families. When we are happy, we will may smile. When we are upset, we may cry. We like the kind man and dislike the bad man. |
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oh_the_darkness
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June 28, 2008 - 10:09 AM |
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No Fat chicks.
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Not in America? Are you serious?
They should re-name that place the U.S.R.F.A.
United States of Really Fat Arses. |
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oh_the_darkness
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June 28, 2008 - 10:09 AM |
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Work is a Virtue. |
In China?? Are you serious??
HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! |
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mat
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June 28, 2008 - 11:11 AM |
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We drive on the smae side of the road.
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typical **** yank.
Similarities between Yanks and Chinese. - You both have no idea of what is outside your own borders. |
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oh_the_darkness
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June 28, 2008 - 11:30 AM |
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^ And that's the truth.
There are SO many similarities between China and America it's scary.... |
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boredengineer
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June 28, 2008 - 01:00 PM |
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What planet is Chico from? |
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mat
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June 28, 2008 - 07:23 PM |
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He is obviously from Planet USA. |
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p1atl10
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June 29, 2008 - 08:35 AM |
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Give me a break....Chico State?
And you are going to damn all yanks based on one Chico State grad who somehow managed to find his way here?
N = 1
You give me this one...and I won't go down the "all Australians are like Paul Hogan" path! 
Cheers!
(editors note....I would never admit it, face and all.
But most Americans are the most homophobic people I know.
Don't tell mat I said this though. Fuel for the fire and all...) |
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mat
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ChicoStateDisciple
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June 29, 2008 - 03:03 PM |
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Mat, I have been to Austria and they drive on the same side of the road as the US. |
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ChicoStateDisciple
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June 29, 2008 - 03:09 PM |
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Give me a break....Chico State?
And you are going to damn all yanks based on one Chico State grad who somehow managed to find his way here?
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... I actually have no Idea how I got here. I passed out doing a keg stand and woke up in North Korea. That place was a downer so I hella went north to Yabuli looking for snowboarding and Hearbin beer and chicks. Hella. But when I got there I found no snow. I heard there was snow in the south so I came to shanghai looking for snow. Now it is today.
Hella |
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ChicoStateDisciple
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June 29, 2008 - 03:10 PM |
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"No Fat Chicks"
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"Work is Virtue"
We all have similar sayings but they are never followed. |
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oh_the_darkness
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June 29, 2008 - 03:11 PM |
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Countries that drive on the left.
Anguilla
Antigua & Barbuda
Australia
Bahamas
Bangladesh
Barbados
Bermuda
Bhutan
Bophuthatswana
Botswana
British Virgin Islands
Brunei
Cayman Islands
Channel Islands
Ciskei
Cyprus
Dominica
Falkland Islands
Fiji
Grenada
Guyana
Hong Kong
India
Indonesia
Ireland
Jamaica
Japan
Kenya
Lesotho
Macau
Malawi
Malaysia
Malta
Mauritius
Montserrat
Mozambique
Namibia
Nepal
New Zealand
Pakistan
Papua New Guinea
St. Vincent & Grenadines
Seychelles
Sikkim
Singapore
Solomon Islands
Somalia
South Africa
Sri Lanka
St Kitts & Nevis
St. Helena
St. Lucia
Surinam
Swaziland
Tanzania
Thailand
Tonga
Trinidad & Tobago
Uganda
United Kingdom
US Virgin Islands
Venda
Zambia
Zimbabwe |
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ChicoStateDisciple
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June 29, 2008 - 03:13 PM |
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You forgot the Cook Islands. |
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oh_the_darkness
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June 29, 2008 - 03:24 PM |
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The Cook Islands are effectively part of New Zealand. |
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ChicoStateDisciple
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June 29, 2008 - 03:40 PM |
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New Zealand's only influence,in CI, is their queen. Which means f--- all.
But whatever helps you be right. |
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oh_the_darkness
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June 29, 2008 - 03:42 PM |
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New Zealand has a queen?
Wow, I didn't know that. |
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ChicoStateDisciple
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June 29, 2008 - 03:46 PM |
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yes... it is the same as
the queen of:
Canada
Australia
India
Pakistan and more...
But BACK to the Topic...
We all Dont like Bush! |
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oh_the_darkness
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June 29, 2008 - 03:51 PM |
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Really.
I didn't realise Elizabeth 2 was 'queen' of all those countries.
Are you sure? |
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ChicoStateDisciple
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June 29, 2008 - 04:07 PM |
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 Yes!!! but nobody cares.
I really like this topic I made. Can we all just get along.
My jokes are lame I know that but they are jokes and how much more effort does it take you to contribute to this conversation instead of insulting people.
Australians and Americans worship sports where taking some ones head off is very important. |
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p1atl10
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June 29, 2008 - 04:12 PM |
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Yes, you are correct....I have demonstrated many times with my brethren in Austalia against the wanton violence in Cricket. |
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