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liupei
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Aug 13, 2008 - 05:55 PM |
 
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women r always whinging on about this crap.
i just dont get it. u stick ur dick in them, voila!
ive never had any complaints and the only thing im gonna lick is their arse with a whip. hell, i dont even like getting my fingers dirty.
but i have been told (occassionally women i havent paid( that im dynamite in the sack.
so is their no hope for guys without a huge cock and insatiable labido? |
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Ponzonia
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Aug 13, 2008 - 06:14 PM |
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but i have been told (occassionally women i havent paid( that im dynamite in the sack. |
Oh you like virgins, don't you? So without any comparison you're dynamite allright. I bet after a few other guys they might adjust their judgement of your qualities a bit.
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hell, i dont even like getting my fingers dirty. |
Considering anything involving sex (and I'm talking "normal" things, not perversions) dirty makes you anything but a good lover. And this applies for both guys and girls.
What makes a guy good in bed is to pay attention and be willing to please the girl. If it involves licking or touching - do it! It might vary though, so don't stick to the same routine everytime. Free your mind!
Of cause a nicely sized tool helps to do the job  Need more detailed instructions? I'm sure you've got a lot to learn... |
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liupei
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Aug 13, 2008 - 06:21 PM |
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^ oh i like virgins, who doesnt? but when thai hookers r incredulous at your stamina. well wot can i say?
"i got de magic stick" lol |
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liupei
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Aug 13, 2008 - 06:23 PM |
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^ plus total bs with ur advice. loads of girls just love getting rammed hard, no attentiveness.
especially in china. that old
" oh im not good chinese girl, foreigner man just screw me like whore, no no! bu yao!"
they LOVE that shmit |
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Mr Totomolo
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Aug 13, 2008 - 06:25 PM |
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but i have been told (occassionally women i havent paid( that im dynamite in the sack.
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Ancient wisdom :
" the guy who thinks only with his small head, someday will lose the big one"
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chamaflauge
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Aug 13, 2008 - 07:26 PM |
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The whirly swirly thing you do with your penis. |
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Adimnistrator
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Bohica
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Aug 13, 2008 - 08:42 PM |
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Stamina
Long tongue
Big schlong
Patience
Big schlong |
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LifeMage
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Aug 13, 2008 - 09:28 PM |
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Have sex with their bodies and make love to their minds! Yeah, baby!!! |
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LifeMage
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Aug 13, 2008 - 09:37 PM |
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^ plus total bs with ur advice. loads of girls just love getting rammed hard, no attentiveness.
especially in china. that old
" oh im not good chinese girl, foreigner man just screw me like whore, no no! bu yao!"
they LOVE that shmit |
You are missing half of the equation. You need to consider the mental, as well as the physical aspects to having good sex. It IS about paying attention, reading the signs, BOTH mental and physical and then giving them what they are asking for. |
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Ponzonia
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Aug 14, 2008 - 12:42 AM |
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then giving them what they are asking for. |
THEN they will give you what you're asking for! |
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lucar
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Aug 14, 2008 - 10:39 AM |
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| liupei wrote: |
so is their no hope for guys without a huge cock and insatiable labido? |
^You should know honey pie. Is there? |
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Swiss-James
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liupei- based on your posts I reckon any girl who goes back with you knows she's not in for a night of rose petals on the bed and Sade on the stereo.
My guess is that girls like making love and fcking, and you do one of them, which ain't bad. |
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liupei
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Aug 14, 2008 - 02:33 PM |
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"liupei wrote:
^ plus total bs with ur advice. loads of girls just love getting rammed hard, no attentiveness.
especially in china. that old
" oh im not good chinese girl, foreigner man just screw me like whore, no no! bu yao!"
they LOVE that shmit
You are missing half of the equation. You need to consider the mental, as well as the physical aspects to having good sex. It IS about paying attention, reading the signs, BOTH mental and physical and then giving them what they are asking for."
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oh u mean the dirt-hoop, i make a point of slam-dunking 1 thru there every time |
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woaihuan
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Aug 14, 2008 - 03:20 PM |
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The dirt hoop?
If that's what I think you're referring to... and slam dunking is also what I think you're referring to...
the way you make it sound, I doubt you'll ever be successful without paying the girl. |
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ThomasCaron
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Aug 14, 2008 - 03:25 PM |
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What makes a guy good in bed? The same thing that makes anyone good at anything: years of experience. |
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woaihuan
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Years of experience being Liupei isn't going to help anyone. |
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Ponzonia
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Aug 14, 2008 - 03:30 PM |
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the way you make it sound, I doubt you'll ever be successful without paying the girl. |
100% agree! It's not about how hard you like to be f*** or in what manner. Guess every girl has her own preferences for that.
It's about respect... Liupei, sounds like you're lacking that one!
No wonder that for you it's either virgins, who don't know any better, or whores, who put up with you for the money... |
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flyingjack
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Aug 14, 2008 - 04:04 PM |
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| What makes a guy good in bed? The same thing that makes anyone good at anything: years of experience. |
how many years? 50 years makes a perfect guy in bed. |
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eagle1
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Aug 14, 2008 - 04:10 PM |
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| What makes a guy good in bed? The same thing that makes anyone good at anything: years of experience. |
After years the tact is there but you need viagra  |
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ThomasCaron
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Aug 14, 2008 - 04:26 PM |
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| What makes a guy good in bed? The same thing that makes anyone good at anything: years of experience. |
how many years? 50 years makes a perfect guy in bed. |
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| What makes a guy good in bed? The same thing that makes anyone good at anything: years of experience. |
After years the tact is there but you need viagra |
Ha-ha. Pushing 57, friends. . . still look like I'm in my thirties - and so far no need for vitamin V. (Knock on wood! ) |
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seph_07
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lucar
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Ha-ha. Pushing 57, friends. . . still look like I'm in my thirties
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^Who exactly tells you this? |
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ThomasCaron
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^ Most everyone who meets me. Nobody believes my age. I hardly believe it myself. |
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woaihuan
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