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CoffeeHawk_0
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Oct 10, 2008 - 10:59 AM |
 
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ass clown (ás kloun) n.:
one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear. |
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SirFiddler
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Location: Very close to a bottle of chilled Boags
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Oct 10, 2008 - 11:08 AM |
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| I'm out of that now~~~~~ |
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yeah, me very stupid, but why you wanna talk with me in here????
Ban me , right? ok, you are a big winner, i am a loser, ok? |
just in case you haven't heard, the bird is the word
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CoffeeHawk_0
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Oct 10, 2008 - 11:14 AM |
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ass clown (ás kloun) n.:
one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear. |
why you need underwear? you know any cats or dogs they never wear it for sex in life, it will waste their time and money for that, u know? boring~~~~~ |
actually, I graduated from the LifeMage School of Fashion and if you must i know I no longer need underwear. |
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p1atl10
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Oct 10, 2008 - 11:42 AM |
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^ Hi Nat!
Morning Boring.
Is it beerthirty yet? |
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p1atl10
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Oct 10, 2008 - 12:33 PM |
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^ give it a rest?
Please? |
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CoffeeHawk_0
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Oct 10, 2008 - 12:38 PM |
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CoffeeHawk_0
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Oct 10, 2008 - 12:47 PM |
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it's a mystery now, The case of the Swede-hai Poster |
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shanghaiceltic
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Joined: Sep 20, 2005
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Oct 10, 2008 - 03:35 PM |
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It is nealry Little Creatures time down here, got people round for dinner tonight, told Mrs SC no zoo or food only a vet could ID, noticed the galah count in the garden is down...tastes like chicken so I have been told. |
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yu888
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Location: ZhongShanParkArea SH
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Oct 10, 2008 - 03:36 PM |
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friday afternoon on the boring thread...
i need a beer.
is it raining yet?
whats up tonight?
Chilli cookoff is gonna be hot! |
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thewalrus
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Oct 10, 2008 - 03:48 PM |
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p1atl10
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Oct 10, 2008 - 03:48 PM |
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Beerthirty soon.
With kudo's and a plagerism acknowledment to SmartShanghai...
Just blew coffee out my nose when I read this:
Your pal Da Admiral headed up to Beijing for the first time ever to take in the sights, sounds, and smells of our nation's capital, and I have to say Beijing really agreed with me. Went to the Tianamen Square, the Forbidden City, and some other shite that I forget, and the Summer Palace ... quite lovely.
The only downside for the trip was that I was unlucky enough to visit the Summer Palace on the exact same day as the national finals for the "Everybody Walk like a **** Idiot" competition.
Yep. 52,000 of China's best worst walkers were on hand, competing for the crown "Worst **** Walker in All of China, 2008" and competition was fierce. Last years champ Apple Chen from Hubei was on hand, walking like a total fool, looking to regain the title, with his trademark "text-message-your-friends-while-200-people-are-behind-you" technique. And Shirley Huang from Anhui had an ingenious move to get into the semis: she halted a good thirty people in their tracks behind her, while she spent two minutes taking a photograph of a tree.
But when the dust settled it was new-comer Tony Chow who took the title in a Cinderella story of obliviousness to other people. Chow clinched the crown with a slow walk, coupled with a pause to accept a text, into a slow start, into a pause to dial out, into a flat-out stop to look around to see where he was going, into an 180 degree turn to walk right into the person directly behind him -- all this with 347 people in various stages of exasperation trapped in his wake.
It was a thing of beauty.
Said one judge: "It like he's in a dream and in his dream he's walking inside a gigantic museum. He just has absolutely no **** clue that there are 50,000 other people trying to exist and travel by foot in the same space. Marvellous. He's one to watch. I'm definitely looking forward to seeing him in future competitions." |
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Lordlunchalot
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Oct 10, 2008 - 04:03 PM |
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p1atl10
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Oct 10, 2008 - 04:08 PM |
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Seems they hold the preliminaries on the Nanjing Lu sidewalks.
Daily. |
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SirFiddler
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Oct 10, 2008 - 04:10 PM |
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and everybody in my office today is practising for the preliminaries |
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p1atl10
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Oct 10, 2008 - 04:49 PM |
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Made it!!!!!
Beerthirty has finally ticked around!
Later Gator!
See you at the BeersnobBirthdayPartyCoffeebeanChilicookoff this weekend.
(Figuring it will all probably blur into one long event.....)
Ciao! |
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SirFiddler
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Oct 10, 2008 - 04:50 PM |
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A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...
Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow |
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SirFiddler
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Oct 10, 2008 - 05:01 PM |
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i am offski as well. see you at the beersnob or the i love shanghai party |
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yu888
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Oct 10, 2008 - 05:40 PM |
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thewalrus
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Oct 11, 2008 - 12:03 AM |
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I love married life. I'm looser than ever. Boo yaaa! |
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shanghaiceltic
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Oct 11, 2008 - 06:06 AM |
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Little Creatures rattling inside my head....I am going to sign the pledge... |
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shanghaiceltic
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Oct 11, 2008 - 06:21 AM |
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Reggie must have been there, he left a message..
Oktoberfest revellers shun beer for condoms
Published: 7 Oct 08 15:53 CET
Online: http://www.thelocal.de/14743/20081007/
Cold and clammy weather at this year’s Oktoberfest might have put some visitors off beer, but it also apparently encouraged people to cuddle up for warmth – and buy more condoms.
* Six million visit Munich's beer bash (5 Oct 0
* The Local's guide to Oktoberfest (19 Sep 0
Some six million revellers at the Munich festival quaffed 6.6 million litres of beer and devoured 104 whole oxen. But lousy weather – rain and temperatures around 11 degrees Celsius – meant beer consumption actually dropped by five percent compared to last year.
Still, that didn’t mean the 175th Oktoberfest wasn't a good party. According to daily newspaper Süddeutsche Zeitung on Tuesday, the chilly weather inspired lots of Wiesn visitors to huddle closer together for warmth - which seems to have had wider repercussions.
The paper reported that Munich pharmacies sold record amounts of condoms during the 16-day beer festival. Some store inventories were completely cleared out of prophylactics. Condom maker Durex said they sold 1.5 million rubbers during the last fortnight – 21 percent more than the entire month of August.
Gerald Schreiber, a marketing manager for Durex, expressed his excitement over the potential synergies of the world’s largest beer orgy and his company’s prophylactics: “With that kind of turnover maybe we should think about developing a special Wiesn condom!”
Schreiber did not indicate whether the company would consider naming any future Oktoberfest condom the Weißwurst, or if they would opt instead for the more traditional Bavarian blue and white checked colour scheme. |
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yu888
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Oct 11, 2008 - 08:32 AM |
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hmmm, kinda hard to follow that post eh?
good morning boring. missed out on beer thirty and the rest last night as a last min meeting burned out whatever energy I had left and so crashing out was the only good alternative. On the otherhand, no signs of the cold anywhere so...woohoo! 
busy day ahead with the Sat coffee then chilli cook off, then unfortunately an afternoon of work as the company decided to hold a mandatory staff meeting today. Bleh! And since photos will be taken, guess i had better show eh? |
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thewalrus
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Oct 11, 2008 - 09:24 AM |
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| busy day ahead with the Sat coffee then chilli cook off, then unfortunately an afternoon of work as the company decided to hold a mandatory staff meeting today. |
Is it just me or is this the STUPIDIST thing ever? No better way to kill any remaining motivation for work than calling your team in on a w'end. Wankers... |
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skyline5k
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Oct 11, 2008 - 10:24 AM |
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| I love married life. I'm looser than ever. Boo yaaa! |
Keep telling yourself that. Hopefully the Shed will be reopened soon enough for some much needed therapy time. |
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skyline5k
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Oct 11, 2008 - 10:25 AM |
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| busy day ahead with the Sat coffee then chilli cook off, then unfortunately an afternoon of work as the company decided to hold a mandatory staff meeting today. |
Is it just me or is this the STUPIDIST thing ever? No better way to kill any remaining motivation for work than calling your team in on a w'end. Wankers... |
Mandatory Staff Meeting on a Saturday? One of the colleagues got a bug up their arse and has to show some form of power? Bugger that. Skip it. Or better yet, Bloody Mary's all afternoon at Bubba's. You show up drunk, and all they smell is tomato juice on your breath. |
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