| Author |
Message |
seanryan471
Talker
Joined: Aug 08, 2008
Posts: 109
Status: Offline
|
 Posted:
Aug 28, 2008 - 01:34 PM |
 
|
|
| footballshanghai wrote: |
| I heard that if found positive you will be marched to the back of the station and shot in the back of the head. |
Where did you hear that? Is that for Chinese citizens only, or everybody? I don't use cocaine (I swear), but I am curious. |
|
|
|
|
footballshanghai
Reacher
Joined: Mar 01, 2005
Posts: 231
Status: Offline
|
| Posted:
Aug 28, 2008 - 01:38 PM |
|
|
If you have used it and deny having used it and are still found to be positive I heard you are publicly stoned to death in Peoples Square |
|
|
|
|
footballshanghai
Reacher
Joined: Mar 01, 2005
Posts: 231
Status: Offline
|
| Posted:
Aug 28, 2008 - 01:39 PM |
|
|
Foreigner, Local and Aliens are all dealt the same fate.
Just say no. |
|
|
|
|
|
cantcheckemailnopw
LoopKicker
Joined: Dec 27, 2006
Posts: 830
|
| Posted:
Aug 28, 2008 - 01:39 PM |
|
|
| footballshanghai wrote: |
| I heard that if found positive you will be marched to the back of the station and shot in the back of the head. |
Its true. That is what they did me. |
|
|
|
|
|
seanryan471
Talker
Joined: Aug 08, 2008
Posts: 109
Status: Offline
|
| Posted:
Aug 28, 2008 - 01:40 PM |
|
|
| footballshanghai wrote: |
| If you have used it and deny having used it and are still found to be positive I heard you are publicly stoned to death in Peoples Square |
Where did you hear that? Is that for Chinese citizens only, or everybody? |
|
|
|
|
|
footballshanghai
Reacher
Joined: Mar 01, 2005
Posts: 231
Status: Offline
|
| Posted:
Aug 28, 2008 - 01:49 PM |
|
|
You should watch out Searyan.. I heard if you are asking questions on the net regarding these matters then the PSB will trck you down and give you a test.. if found positive you will be taken up in a plane above Pudong and pushed out with no parachute. |
|
|
|
|
|
anon6969
Barker
Joined: Feb 24, 2008
Posts: 165
Status: Offline
|
| Posted:
Aug 28, 2008 - 01:53 PM |
|
|
Stupid **** druggie. Nobody gives a **** whether you pass a doping test or not. |
|
|
|
|
|
oh_the_darkness
Fire-eater
Joined: Apr 17, 2008
Posts: 2528
Status: Offline
|
| Posted:
Aug 28, 2008 - 01:57 PM |
|
|
^ Maybe you need to take something to calm you down a bit...
Jesus christ, dude, stressed or what? |
_________________
And you may ask yourself Am I right? ...am I wrong? And you may tell yourself My god!...what have I done? |
|
|
|
|
seanryan471
Talker
Joined: Aug 08, 2008
Posts: 109
Status: Offline
|
| Posted:
Aug 28, 2008 - 02:04 PM |
|
|
| footballshanghai wrote: |
| You should watch out Searyan.. I heard if you are asking questions on the net regarding these matters then the PSB will trck you down and give you a test.. if found positive you will be taken up in a plane above Pudong and pushed out with no parachute. |
That's okay. As long as they don't make me clean the sidewalks. I would request to be marched to the back of the station instead.
| anon6969 wrote: |
| Stupid **** druggie. Nobody gives a **** whether you pass a doping test or not. |
Interesting reply. Not sure you are referring to me. If you are, it doesn't really address anything I've posted. I'm not even the one taking the drug test. Why do you use asterisks instead of curse words? Is it against the law or you do you just find it morally offensive? |
|
|
|
|
|
cantcheckemailnopw
LoopKicker
Joined: Dec 27, 2006
Posts: 830
|
| Posted:
Aug 28, 2008 - 02:07 PM |
|
|
If he used curse words instead of asterisk the police would harvest his internal organs. |
|
|
|
|
|
NeilUK39
Ranter
Joined: Apr 17, 2005
Posts: 541
|
| Posted:
Aug 28, 2008 - 02:23 PM |
|
|
If they harvest his brains they wouldnt have enough to fill a jiaozi. |
_________________
Make poverty History........Cheaper drugs now. |
|
|
|
|
juliaguulia
Talker
Joined: Oct 17, 2007
Posts: 118
Status: Offline
|
| Posted:
Aug 28, 2008 - 02:39 PM |
|
|
Does is make me evil that I am happy about people giving anon6969 grief? Seeing as I was the first **** expat that tipped him over the angry edge with my sordid dealings.... |
|
|
|
|
|
anon6969
Barker
Joined: Feb 24, 2008
Posts: 165
Status: Offline
|
| Posted:
Aug 28, 2008 - 02:44 PM |
|
|
| juliaguulia wrote: |
| Does is make me evil that I am happy about people giving anon6969 grief? Seeing as I was the first **** expat that tipped him over the angry edge with my sordid dealings.... |
If it makes you feel special. |
|
|
|
|
|
mpage
Newbie
Joined: Oct 18, 2007
Posts: 7
Status: Offline
|
| Posted:
Aug 28, 2008 - 06:44 PM |
|
|
Well, thanks for the advice everyone. However, after reading anon6969's comments, I've decided to give up that job and become a drug dealer instead, mainly targeting the sale of heroin to his nearest and dearest. I feel it is my moral obligation to do so after he offended my moral sensibilities by referring to a crude sexual act - not once, but twice! - in his handle. Anon6969: please let me know your sister's phone number - I've got some cracking stuff here that goes by the nickname of Hattie Jacques Pretentious Cheese Wog, and it goes down a treat with amphetamines. |
|
|
|
|
|
sinned69
SuperStar
Joined: Sep 01, 2004
Posts: 1511
Location: China, Middle East, Asia Pacific
Status: Offline
|
| Posted:
Aug 28, 2008 - 07:21 PM |
|
| Post subject: drug screening |
In the hospital I'm employed all positive results, are followed with an immediate retest using an alternative screening method (must comply "forceable compliance policy in place"). Unfortunately the hair follicle drug screen is the wholly grail.
Avoid eating poppy seeds or drinking various herbal teas before any type of drug screening test. Poppy seeds contain small trace amounts of opiates and can return a positive test result for opium. Small amounts of amphetaminelike substances can be found in some herbal teas, and can likewise return a positive test result for amphetamines. It would be prudent to also not have any hotpot for up to several months before also undertaking any drug screen tests in PRC, since some hotpots also are laced with opium, or opium derivatives.
Workplace screening tests usually test for the following substances;
-Opiates (including morphine, codeine and heroin)
-Cocaine
-Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC, the active ingredient in marijuana)
-Phencyclidine (PCP)
-Benzodiazepines
-Barbiturates
Because these drugs are either illegal or available by prescription only, any drug finding is significant (and in China is notifiable). Read -BIG problems!!!
Because of the serious consequences of a positive finding, drug testing is done very carefully, and positive results are not immediately reported until confirmed by a second subsequent test using different means. Once again the second test is not usually optional, it is a full compliance test. Since we have not had a positive test result for a Drug screen on a foreigner, I cannot say what the outcome would be.
You must also disclose any and all medications that you are currently or have recently ceased taking within a specified period of time leading up to the drug screen.
A large number of prescription and OTC medications including cold and allergy therapies contain decongestants that may react with screening tests for amphetamines. These substances will generally identified by confirmatory testing with a technique known as gas chromatography/mass spectroscopy.
Because of the care with which testing is currently done, a person with a positive test will find it very difficult to challenge the result successfully. The only certain way to pass a drug screening test is not have used drugs recently. Note that recently can mean a large time span!
Specimens that are diluted or otherwise adulterated can be readily identified.
Biochemistry (blood) & urine screening tests can pick up positive results for drugs several days to a week or sometimes longer after occasional use or up to several months with heavier drug use.
Tests for Benzodiazepines and Barbiturates may be positive for several weeks with occasional use or longer with heavier use.
While THC may be positive for up to several months.
Hair sampling results can find trace positives for much longer periods, where blood and urine tests are negative. |
_________________
qing nin shao deng
Last edited by sinned69 on Aug 28, 2008 - 08:26 PM; edited 3 times in total |
|
 
  |
|
Zak101
Raver
Joined: Jan 20, 2003
Posts: 438
Location: Suzhou
Status: Offline
|
| Posted:
Aug 28, 2008 - 07:26 PM |
|
|
Two questions :
a. What company/organisation in Shanghai requires prospective employees to submit to a hair follicle drugs test ?
b. I presume you were in Shanghai at the time, you didn't indicate that in your post. If you were, you definitely enjoy standing on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a strong gust of wind !
Best not to confess pleasurable indulgences like this on a public forum - Nanny has a funny way of finding out who you are.... Dynamic and Static IP addresses, ISP login time logs. Maybe, just maybe you wrote this from an Internet cafe ? |
_________________
...- -.- -.... -... -- --.. |
|
|
|
|
UndrUrSkin
Raver
Joined: Aug 26, 2008
Posts: 477
Location: between your sandy cheeks and crab-filled pineapple
Status: Offline
|
| Posted:
Aug 28, 2008 - 09:19 PM |
|
|
^ but before they shoot you, you must pay for the bullet (which can be negotiated). Next time watch porn instead of doing dope coke. It stimulates the same brain cells and doesn't stay in your system- although you should wash your hands when you come to the happy ending. |
_________________
You're an Ass-Half, it takes 2 of you to make an Ass-wHole |
|
|
|
|
Cambronne
Veejay
Joined: Feb 23, 2008
Posts: 2012
Status: Offline
|
| Posted:
Aug 28, 2008 - 10:03 PM |
|
|
A bit like those school killing or black people who can only date other blacks, it only happens in the US. Most of us Europeans or Asians can barely understand what the original poster is talking about. Are we on the right forum? |
_________________
Countless people will hate the new world order and will die protesting against it. |
|
|
|
|
SnappySammy
Board Legend
Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 10142
Status: Offline
|
| Posted:
Aug 28, 2008 - 10:21 PM |
|
| Post subject: Re: Drugs Testing |
| mpage wrote: |
Hi, I have a delicate problem and I'm wondering if anyone can advise.
. I've never touched drugs, except I stupidly did one line of coke at a friend's party about two months ago, and this is the only time in my life . |
*Beginners Bad Luck* Did you inhale? Don't worry about your new job, when the Chinese Internet Police read your Post, they will come and get you..My guess its 45 to 60 days in jail and then deportation.... |
_________________
Yank My Doodle It's A Dandy |
|
|
|
|
hc
Post Roaster
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
Posts: 4545
|
| Posted:
Aug 28, 2008 - 10:21 PM |
|
| Post subject: Re: drug screening |
| sinned69 wrote: |
In the hospital I'm employed all positive results, are followed with an immediate retest using an alternative screening method (must comply "forceable compliance policy in place"). Unfortunately the hair follicle drug screen is the wholly grail.
Avoid eating poppy seeds or drinking various herbal teas before any type of drug screening test. Poppy seeds contain small trace amounts of opiates and can return a positive test result for opium. Small amounts of amphetaminelike substances can be found in some herbal teas, and can likewise return a positive test result for amphetamines. It would be prudent to also not have any hotpot for up to several months before also undertaking any drug screen tests in PRC, since some hotpots also are laced with opium, or opium derivatives.
Workplace screening tests usually test for the following substances;
-Opiates (including morphine, codeine and heroin)
-Cocaine
-Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC, the active ingredient in marijuana)
-Phencyclidine (PCP)
-Benzodiazepines
-Barbiturates
Because these drugs are either illegal or available by prescription only, any drug finding is significant (and in China is notifiable). Read -BIG problems!!!
Because of the serious consequences of a positive finding, drug testing is done very carefully, and positive results are not immediately reported until confirmed by a second subsequent test using different means. Once again the second test is not usually optional, it is a full compliance test. Since we have not had a positive test result for a Drug screen on a foreigner, I cannot say what the outcome would be.
You must also disclose any and all medications that you are currently or have recently ceased taking within a specified period of time leading up to the drug screen.
A large number of prescription and OTC medications including cold and allergy therapies contain decongestants that may react with screening tests for amphetamines. These substances will generally identified by confirmatory testing with a technique known as gas chromatography/mass spectroscopy.
Because of the care with which testing is currently done, a person with a positive test will find it very difficult to challenge the result successfully. The only certain way to pass a drug screening test is not have used drugs recently. Note that recently can mean a large time span!
Specimens that are diluted or otherwise adulterated can be readily identified.
Biochemistry (blood) & urine screening tests can pick up positive results for drugs several days to a week or sometimes longer after occasional use or up to several months with heavier drug use.
Tests for Benzodiazepines and Barbiturates may be positive for several weeks with occasional use or longer with heavier use.
While THC may be positive for up to several months.
Hair sampling results can find trace positives for much longer periods, where blood and urine tests are negative. |
Just wanted to say this is a great post. |
_________________
Click here to read the latest retarded PM Natalie sent me. Let's make her lose face and FINALLY leave this site. |
|
|
|
|
tankman
Newbie
Joined: Sep 04, 2008
Posts: 9
Status: Offline
|
| Posted:
Sep 04, 2008 - 03:26 AM |
|
|
| The Jaguar wrote: |
| You are a drug addict. |
| The Jaguar wrote: |
| Technically speaking |
You're an idiot. " technically speaking..."
What gives you the right to judge anyone!? Did "God" pass you that power or is it just your self-righteousness and stupidity. How can you interpret what "is" from what was said? You need your head examined/removed. |
|
|
|
|
|
disconbobulated
Reacher
Joined: Sep 26, 2007
Posts: 341
Status: Offline
|
| Posted:
Sep 04, 2008 - 07:23 AM |
|
|
Ive tested all the drugs here and....they are shite!! I wouldnt be worried about the test as they were diluted to begin with! Might show up as baby powder, oregano, hard peat or tic-tacs! lol! By the way this is a line from a fictional book Im writing and Im a fictional character and by no means do I condone drugs or tests. I have a driving test soon and Im scared to try park without a beer and a smoke of some kind in my hand!! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Forum FAQ
Search
Preferences
Watched Topics
Log in to check your private messages
Log in
