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shanghai_flava
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Post  Posted: Aug 29, 2008 - 11:19 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

To be more specific she claims to be a 25-year-old female Shanghainese dental technician AND single. Very Happy
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Post  Posted: Aug 29, 2008 - 11:28 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Yep, and looking for a love in her life. Well, I can see nothing wrong with that!. Can you?

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Post  Posted: Aug 29, 2008 - 11:49 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Thanks for giving me summary, I apparently missed some episodes although I guessed she was Chinese.
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Post  Posted: Aug 30, 2008 - 12:15 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

good luck girl

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Post  Posted: Aug 30, 2008 - 01:16 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Famous UnderHo retorts:

You're in 2nd grade.

You're a homo.

You're an English teacher.

You're poor.



I just want to cuddle.
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Post  Posted: Aug 30, 2008 - 01:17 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Oddly enough, I'm looking for a good dental technician.
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Post  Posted: Aug 30, 2008 - 01:41 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Well then, you can [probably] talk to nidaoqing, and ease her "loneliness" perhaps. Smile

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underh20
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Post  Posted: Aug 30, 2008 - 08:03 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Buzzard wrote:
Famous UnderHo retorts:

You're in 2nd grade.

You're a homo.

You're an English teacher.

You're poor.



I just want to cuddle.


Not bad Buzzard. Did you forget this one ...

You're a fucktard?

Looks like you and MoaningLisaPees are right up there neck 'n neck in brain cell counts: Two. That's two on a sunny day.

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That_Chinese_Girl
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Post  Posted: Aug 30, 2008 - 09:57 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Buzzd wrote:
Famous UnderHo retorts:

You're in 2nd grade.

You're a homo.

You're an English teacher.

You're poor.


2nd grade is what he uses when he's in a good mood. Usually it's kindergarten or 1st grade.

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Post  Posted: Aug 30, 2008 - 09:58 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

underh20 wrote:


Not bad Buzzard. Did you forget this one ...

You're a fucktard?


That's his favorite.

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underh20
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Post  Posted: Aug 30, 2008 - 10:00 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^ That's my trademark phrase. It also happens to be a) an extremely efficient use of language and b) highly accurate when used properly.

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Post  Posted: Aug 30, 2008 - 10:05 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Laughing Efficiency is what I like.

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Post  Posted: Aug 30, 2008 - 02:22 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

i like this forum,in which can find many humorous, sarcastic people,and plus cynics,freaks. and i think most people here are trying to hide their loneliness.


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underh20
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Post  Posted: Aug 30, 2008 - 03:09 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^ Rolling Eyes

Freud is dead. Ever consider joining him?

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Post  Posted: Aug 30, 2008 - 03:33 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Last night I got twisted drunk and started spanking Chinese girls on their ass with a sword.


Gee, ya know, I'm sooooooo lonely n shiit....

Add me: ihatemyparentsformakingmelikethis@hotmail.com

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Post  Posted: Aug 30, 2008 - 03:54 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

That_Chinese_Girl wrote:
Laughing Efficiency is what I like.

Really ? I can be done in twenty seconds, won't even disturb your sleep ! How is that ?
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Post  Posted: Aug 30, 2008 - 04:17 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^ Now let's not sacrifice quality.

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Post  Posted: Aug 30, 2008 - 06:33 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

leidelaohu wrote:
That_Chinese_Girl wrote:
Laughing Efficiency is what I like.

Really ? I can be done in twenty seconds, won't even disturb your sleep ! How is that ?


Very well developed wrist muscles, I guess.

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Post  Posted: Aug 31, 2008 - 09:41 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

add you in

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Post  Posted: Sep 05, 2008 - 12:53 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

:)

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Post  Posted: Sep 05, 2008 - 04:21 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I really hate to admit it but I have added "fu.cktard" to my vocabulary.

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Post  Posted: Sep 05, 2008 - 05:30 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Im thinking of replacing "Seinfeld moments" with "UnderH Moments" ...

Very Happy
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Post  Posted: Sep 05, 2008 - 07:11 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

travelinjack3 wrote:
I really hate to admit it but I have added "fu.cktard" to my vocabulary.

I'm sure you're not the only one. Undies is the REAL English teacher around here.

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Post  Posted: Sep 05, 2008 - 07:37 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I would talk with you, but I tend to offend people. Or say randoms things like, I was in the Gym yesterday and then just happen to put my locker on the bottom. Nothing like a bombardment of weener to the face to really build the thirst to work out.

I had to stand near the aerobics room for a half hr watching the dancing ladies just to convince myself that I did not just turn gay in the there.
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