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underh20
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Kimberly Jernigan -- a 33-year-old woman from North Carolina -- was apparently distraught after her online relationship with a 52-year-old man from Claymont, Del., came to an end.
The pair apparently met through the online community Second Life and began a virtual relationship. The two finally met in reality several months ago, and the alleged victim ended the relationship, sending Jernigan into a downward spiral.
In early August, Jernigan allegedly drove to the victim's Pennsylvania workplace and attempted to kidnap him at gunpoint, according to local news station CBS3.com. When she was unsuccessful, according to the report, she returned two weeks later to track down the victim's Delaware address, and posed as a postal worker to do so. After four days of searching, authorities said she found the man's residence in the Whitney Presidential Towers on the 7100 block of Society Drive in Claymont.
On August 21, police said, Jernigan broke into the unnamed victim's apartment with a Taser, a pair of handcuffs, a BB gun, her dog, and a roll of duct tape. He wasn't there, so she waited. When the virtual ex arrived home he saw what looked like a laser beam projecting on his chest. He immediately fled the apartment and contacted the Newcastle County Police.
Police said that when they arrived, they found Jernigan's dog, Gogi, bound with duct tape in the victim's bathtub. Jernigan's reason for gagging her pooch -- "he was making too much noise." The dog was said to be uninjured, but the ASPCA is looking into possible charges of animal cruelty.
Approximately an hour after the incident, authorities in Maryland spotted Jernigan's vehicle at a rest stop on I-95. She was taken into custody after a brief struggle. Jernigan is currently facing charges of attempted kidnapping, burglary, and aggravated menacing, CBS3 said.
What's the lesson here, kiddies? Keep your virtual relationships virtual and don't bring it into the real world or some innocent animal may be harmed in the process ...
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Actually, until I saw the perp's photo, I thought nothing of the events in this story. Then I began to wonder ... that fat pudgy face ... possibly Chinese - Swedish features ... bigger than normal hand-held items concealed in a very large handbag ... .
Gonna get me a bulletproof vest!
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Magnolia
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isn't second life the game where people have virtual properties, businesses, etc? there was an actual law case filed about two years ago for hundreds of thousands of dollars for some virtual insult.
internet junkies are freaks.
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underh20
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^ I'm really afraid now to go back to KFC. Can I hire our resident Evil Black Man to protect me? |
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underh20
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isn't second life the game where people have virtual properties, businesses, etc? there was an actual law case filed about two years ago for hundreds of thousands of dollars for some virtual insult.
internet junkies are freaks.
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Yes. And yes they are freaks. Psychos! |
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Nathalie25
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| ^ I'm really afraid now to go back to KFC. Can I hire our resident Evil Black Man to protect me? |
u need protect ?oh, yeah, I forgot that you so weak in love,hahah~~~~~~ |
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rayfish
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Sep 02, 2008 - 03:57 PM |
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| ^ I'm really afraid now to go back to KFC. Can I hire our resident Evil Black Man to protect me? |
Underh20's delusional KFC story is now fodder for "our resident Evil Black Man" as the anti-Swedish/ Sienna bandwagon spirals into cyberspace...
get a life |
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underh20
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Sep 02, 2008 - 04:36 PM |
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| ^ I'm really afraid now to go back to KFC. Can I hire our resident Evil Black Man to protect me? |
Underh20's delusional KFC story is now fodder for "our resident Evil Black Man" as the anti-Swedish/ Sienna bandwagon spirals into cyberspace...
get a life |
Welcome back, RawBitch!
Glad to see you have time between studying for your Ph.D. in Third-World Economics (aka How the IMF, WMF, International Banking System, Every Western Politician Born Since Moses, CIA, Organized Religion and Kellogg's Corn Flakes Has Raped The African Continent & Is Directly responsible for Every Evil Their Leaders Have Bestowed Upon Them) to visit those of us made rich off the backs of the Kind, Innocent, Humanitarian Black Dictators.
I guess if you weren't also a PETA kook we could take you to KFC and let you swab under the table for SlopGirl's DNA. I mean, you are a scientist, right? Even left-wing kooks believe in DNA, right?
Anyhow, back to your PWT trailer park waiting for your welfare check (you know, the one the government gives you becayse they are evil and have harvested money from trees) with you.
When you get your Ph.D. and they let you begin second grade, please drop us another line. Then we can call you Dr. Fucktard. |
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rayfish
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...and I flip burgers using my two remaining brain cells donated from my literacy volunteer...
...and I fell off my three-year old sister's tricycle and cracked me noggin... |
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underh20
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Sep 02, 2008 - 06:19 PM |
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...and I flip burgers using my two remaining brain cells donated from my literacy volunteer...
...and I fell off my three-year old sister's tricycle and cracked me noggin... |
Ancient history. I think one of your brain cells is on vacation. |
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rayfish
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Hi kids
my name is Under
this is my playhouse
the moDs dont see me
i like to insult people
it makes me cool
my friends dont mind
they play the game too
now i am king
in my little pond
dont move my cheese
or i will call you a ftard |
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UndrUrSkin 
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Sep 02, 2008 - 09:02 PM |
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UnderH2o, excellent story.
I understand that Ms. Jernigan is now enrolled in the NASA space program as an astronaut / stalker trainee and is being taught by Lisa Nowak. |
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underh20
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Sep 02, 2008 - 09:05 PM |
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Hi kids
my name is Under
this is my playhouse
the mamas dont see me
i like to insult people
it makes me cool
my friends dont mind
they play the game too
now i am king
in my little pond
dont move my cheese
or i will call you a ftard |
Nice to see you are batting 1,000. Feel good to fail at everything you do?
My name is RawBitch
I am upset because I am stupid
I have a unique ability to be dense
I think money grows on trees
And all left-wing conspiracy theories are Gospel
FrenchLover pales in comparison
I don't mind it when people say I'm a fucktard
Because deep down I know they're right
Now it's time for my nap
I'll be back soon to whine & snivel some more. |
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bougie
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Sep 02, 2008 - 10:34 PM |
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| ^ I'm really afraid now to go back to KFC. Can I hire our resident Evil Black Man to protect me? |
Underh20's delusional KFC story is now fodder for "our resident Evil Black Man" as the anti-Swedish/ Sienna bandwagon spirals into cyberspace...
get a life |
Welcome back, RawBitch!
Glad to see you have time between studying for your Ph.D. in Third-World Economics (aka How the IMF, WMF, International Banking System, Every Western Politician Born Since Moses, CIA, Organized Religion and Kellogg's Corn Flakes Has Raped The African Continent & Is Directly responsible for Every Evil Their Leaders Have Bestowed Upon Them) to visit those of us made rich off the backs of the Kind, Innocent, Humanitarian Black Dictators.
I guess if you weren't also a PETA kook we could take you to KFC and let you swab under the table for SlopGirl's DNA. I mean, you are a scientist, right? Even left-wing kooks believe in DNA, right?
Anyhow, back to your PWT trailer park waiting for your welfare check (you know, the one the government gives you becayse they are evil and have harvested money from trees) with you.
When you get your Ph.D. and they let you begin second grade, please drop us another line. Then we can call you Dr. Fucktard. |
Poetry pure poetry Dad. I know, i am a man of few words .. |
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Cambronne
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Joined: Feb 23, 2008
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Sep 03, 2008 - 12:06 AM |
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| RawBitch wrote: |
Hi kids
my name is Under
this is my playhouse
the mamas dont see me
i like to insult people
it makes me cool
my friends dont mind
they play the game too
now i am king
in my little pond
dont move my cheese
or i will call you a ftard |
Nice to see you are batting 1,000. Feel good to fail at everything you do?
My name is RawBitch
I am upset because I am stupid
I have a unique ability to be dense
I think money grows on trees
And all left-wing conspiracy theories are Gospel
FrenchLover pales in comparison
I don't mind it when people say I'm a fucktard
Because deep down I know they're right
Now it's time for my nap
I'll be back soon to whine & snivel some more. |
Hey do I also get a poem? |
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UndrUrSkin
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Joined: Aug 26, 2008
Posts: 494
Location: between your sandy cheeks and crab-filled pineapple
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Sep 03, 2008 - 04:05 AM |
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| underh20 wrote: |
| RawBitch wrote: |
Hi kids
my name is Under
this is my playhouse
the mamas dont see me
i like to insult people
it makes me cool
my friends dont mind
they play the game too
now i am king
in my little pond
dont move my cheese
or i will call you a ftard |
Nice to see you are batting 1,000. Feel good to fail at everything you do?
My name is RawBitch
I am upset because I am stupid
I have a unique ability to be dense
I think money grows on trees
And all left-wing conspiracy theories are Gospel
FrenchLover pales in comparison
I don't mind it when people say I'm a fucktard
Because deep down I know they're right
Now it's time for my nap
I'll be back soon to whine & snivel some more. |
Hey do I also get a poem? |
Here ya go... actually this is more like a 6-line limerick.
Cambrrone is a butt-pirate that has no home, Thinks he is gay and is all alone.
He doesn’t like Jews and hates the Blacks, a sense of honor he obviously lacks.
He tries to be masculine in all of his posts, but he has no backbone and crumbles like toast.
He says he likes girls with Chinese eyes, that’s why he likes Sienna’s cottage-cheese thighs.
He’s actually an Abrab, whose been thrown out of France, the Mossad is to blame for that happen stance.
He tries to be discreet but he is such a tool, don’t drop the soap near him or he’ll push in your stool. |
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Mr Totomolo
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UndrUrSkin wrote
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Cambrrone is a butt-pirate that has no home, Thinks he is gay and is all alone.
He doesn’t like Jews and hates the Blacks, a sense of honor he obviously lacks.
He tries to be masculine in all of his posts, but he has no backbone and crumbles like toast.
He says he likes girls with Chinese eyes, that’s why he likes Sienna’s cottage-cheese thighs.
He’s actually an Abrab, whose been thrown out of France, the Mossad is to blame for that happen stance.
He tries to be discreet but he is such a tool, don’t drop the soap near him or he’ll push in your stool.
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Man, UndrUrSkin, this early morning, you made me jealous... I wish I could have written this superb stuff.. Under's sonnet was cute and fun, but yours is like a Victor Hugo masterpiece.
Therefore , I bestow upon you this medal, in consideration of services rendered to folks offended by Cambronne...
Ohhh by the way...do you know the real meaning of Cambronne ?? in French slang, it is just exactly same as SHI*T .. No joke, Cambronne was a marechal of Napoleon the 1st, and the first one who publicly said the shiat word to his boss... (in french, "merde" )
So from now on , dont forget: Cambronne = shi*t, not an image, just a litteral translation..
waouww feel good today  |
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hc
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Sep 03, 2008 - 09:13 AM |
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| Cambronne wrote: |
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Hi kids
my name is Under
this is my playhouse
the mamas dont see me
i like to insult people
it makes me cool
my friends dont mind
they play the game too
now i am king
in my little pond
dont move my cheese
or i will call you a ftard |
Nice to see you are batting 1,000. Feel good to fail at everything you do?
My name is RawBitch
I am upset because I am stupid
I have a unique ability to be dense
I think money grows on trees
And all left-wing conspiracy theories are Gospel
FrenchLover pales in comparison
I don't mind it when people say I'm a fucktard
Because deep down I know they're right
Now it's time for my nap
I'll be back soon to whine & snivel some more. |
Hey do I also get a poem? |
Here ya go... actually this is more like a 6-line limerick.
Cambrrone is a butt-pirate that has no home, Thinks he is gay and is all alone.
He doesn’t like Jews and hates the Blacks, a sense of honor he obviously lacks.
He tries to be masculine in all of his posts, but he has no backbone and crumbles like toast.
He says he likes girls with Chinese eyes, that’s why he likes Sienna’s cottage-cheese thighs.
He’s actually an Abrab, whose been thrown out of France, the Mossad is to blame for that happen stance.
He tries to be discreet but he is such a tool, don’t drop the soap near him or he’ll push in your stool. |
Watch it. CoffeeDork will arrive at any minute to try and rescue the meatball from the claws of evil people.
Coffee? |
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Nathalie25
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Sep 03, 2008 - 10:33 AM |
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Here ya go... actually this is more like a 6-line limerick.
Cambrrone is a butt-pirate that has no home, Thinks he is gay and is all alone.
He doesn’t like Jews and hates the Blacks, a sense of honor he obviously lacks.
He tries to be masculine in all of his posts, but he has no backbone and crumbles like toast.
He says he likes girls with Chinese eyes, that’s why he likes Sienna’s cottage-cheese thighs.
He’s actually an Abrab, whose been thrown out of France, the Mossad is to blame for that happen stance.
He tries to be discreet but he is such a tool, don’t drop the soap near him or he’ll push in your stool~~~~~~~ |
My laughter cannot be stopped after I read it from you guys~~
I always confirm some same issues so many times in here, but I guess people need others to repeat it, so guys no one hates or dislikes you jews in world, no one wanna push you in your stool no one wanna be gay to fool around by himself, also coffee will be dead if you guys continue to push him for your hash urgency of love~~ |
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underh20
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Sep 03, 2008 - 03:47 PM |
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| underh20 wrote: |
| RawBitch wrote: |
Hi kids
my name is Under
this is my playhouse
the mamas dont see me
i like to insult people
it makes me cool
my friends dont mind
they play the game too
now i am king
in my little pond
dont move my cheese
or i will call you a ftard |
Nice to see you are batting 1,000. Feel good to fail at everything you do?
My name is RawBitch
I am upset because I am stupid
I have a unique ability to be dense
I think money grows on trees
And all left-wing conspiracy theories are Gospel
FrenchLover pales in comparison
I don't mind it when people say I'm a fucktard
Because deep down I know they're right
Now it's time for my nap
I'll be back soon to whine & snivel some more. |
Hey do I also get a poem? |
Yes, C, you do deserve a poem. Gimme some time to work on one for you. |
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