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andyfff
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Sep 03, 2008 - 05:45 PM |
 
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Oh I shout at him in English. He can't understand a word, but he knows exactly what I am saying. |
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Adimnistrator
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| Smoking truly is the most disgusting habit on the planet |
O'rly ?
http://images.google.com/images?q=chewing+betel+nut
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Nathalie25
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BoShiDunRedSox
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Joined: July 07, 2008
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Sep 03, 2008 - 06:09 PM |
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I wonder if the OP has the same question about a man farting in a woman's face...  |
I wonder if THIS poster (BoShiDunRedSox) has ever had any acquaintance with a thing called humour?
I suspect not. |
I wonder if THIS poster (Bluebag) has ever had any acquaintence with a thing called SARCASM...
I suspect not. |
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blondesands
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Joined: Nov 21, 2007
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Sep 03, 2008 - 06:21 PM |
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sarcasm is lost on some people |
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Mr Totomolo
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Joined: June 21, 2008
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Sep 03, 2008 - 06:30 PM |
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Silly Joke about smoking and women
A doctor does a check-up to a lady patient
Doctor: Do you smoke after sex?
Lady: I don't know...I have never looked and paid attention. 
B verb
1 smoke
inhale and exhale smoke from cigarettes, cigars, pipes; "We never smoked marijuana"; "Do you smoke?"
Category Tree:
consume; ingest; take in; take; have
╚smoke
╚inhale
╚puff; whiff
╚chain-smoke
2 fume, smoke
emit a cloud of fine particles; "The chimney was fuming"
Category Tree:
emit; give out; give off
╚fume, smoke
Ok, ok, not flying high...it is 6:30pm, tired afternoon |
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underh20
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Joined: Sep 27, 2006
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Sep 03, 2008 - 06:32 PM |
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Silly Joke about smoking and women
A doctor does a check-up to a lady patient
Doctor: Do you smoke after sex?
Lady: I don't know...I have never looked and paid attention. |
Please come up with better jokes or you're back to the Mr. Tomato Head monikker. |
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That_Chinese_Girl
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Joined: Oct 08, 2007
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Sep 03, 2008 - 06:54 PM |
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| Blowing smoke in the face should only be used as a last resort. Typically smoking will make you look cool and sophisticated enough to where the girl will want you. In cases where she is still undecided after 5 minutes of wit and charm, blow enough smoke in her face to make her vision blurry and her head spin. She will mistake this for feelings of true love, then you may have a better chance. |
That is the most buzzard thing I've ever heard from you, Coffee.  If anyone blows smoke in my face, I'll want to slap him. |
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underh20
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Sep 03, 2008 - 06:57 PM |
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^ I think he was being sarcastic. |
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That_Chinese_Girl
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Sep 03, 2008 - 06:59 PM |
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Some Chinese men actually think that way!
Kids, smoking is NOT cool. |
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antsmarching
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Joined: Mar 03, 2008
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Sep 03, 2008 - 07:54 PM |
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| Blowing smoke in the face should only be used as a last resort. Typically smoking will make you look cool and sophisticated enough to where the girl will want you. In cases where she is still undecided after 5 minutes of wit and charm, blow enough smoke in her face to make her vision blurry and her head spin. She will mistake this for feelings of true love, then you may have a better chance. |
That is the most buzzard thing I've ever heard from you, Coffee. If anyone blows smoke in my face, I'll want to slap him. |
TCG... Totally agree under very sober circumstances. Of course, if I am drinking, I might smoke like a chimney and blow it back in his face. |
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underh20
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Sep 03, 2008 - 07:56 PM |
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^ You smoke? Yuk. |
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liquid_f0rc3
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Joined: Aug 11, 2008
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Sep 03, 2008 - 07:57 PM |
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i'm a smoker myself and it still bothers me when people dont blow the smoke away from my face :s or if they start smoking at the table right after dinner when i havent even finished eating |
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antsmarching
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Sep 03, 2008 - 08:18 PM |
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| ^ You smoke? Yuk. |
No, not a smoker. I do like to smoke when I am out drinking. |
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antsmarching
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Sep 03, 2008 - 08:22 PM |
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This is what I miss the most about Northern California. You can't even smoke in the park. |
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That_Chinese_Girl
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Sep 03, 2008 - 08:23 PM |
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| if I am drinking, I might smoke like a chimney and blow it back in his face. |
Ants, does that mean you're interested in him?  |
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underh20
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Sep 03, 2008 - 08:33 PM |
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| ^ You smoke? Yuk. |
No, not a smoker. I do like to smoke when I am out drinking. |
In other words, a smoker. |
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That_Chinese_Girl
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Sep 03, 2008 - 08:35 PM |
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^ a social smoker |
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antsmarching
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Sep 03, 2008 - 08:48 PM |
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| ^ a social smoker |
Don't remember the last time that I was a social smoker. I need to get out more often. |
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antsmarching
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Sep 03, 2008 - 08:50 PM |
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| if I am drinking, I might smoke like a chimney and blow it back in his face. |
Ants, does that mean you're interested in him? |
Honestly, I try not to remember the past. Must have been horny that night. |
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antsmarching
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Joined: Mar 03, 2008
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Sep 03, 2008 - 08:52 PM |
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In regards to the poster. I've never give women the blow.
Women usually give me the blow. HA HA HA HA!!! |
And how much did it cost you??????? |
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That_Chinese_Girl
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Sep 03, 2008 - 09:01 PM |
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Not that much, he thinks in Pounds. |
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antsmarching
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Sep 03, 2008 - 10:01 PM |
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no need to apologize. some women like to give. |
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YorkshireKing
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Joined: Mar 16, 2007
Posts: 2367
Location: Loooooooooooooooooose in Luwan
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Sep 03, 2008 - 10:47 PM |
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| I never blow smoke in anyone's face....although I have been known to fart a bit. |
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| plat- I think when you do that, the woman is officially your girlfriend |
DAMN, We've been told for years thats the best way to have her officially dump your arse..
And now you tell us blokes this??  |
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Buzzd
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Joined: Jan 30, 2008
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Sep 03, 2008 - 11:06 PM |
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| That_Chinese_Girl wrote: |
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| if I am drinking, I might smoke like a chimney and blow it back in his face. |
Ants, does that mean you're interested in him? |
If she were truly interested, she wouldn't blow it back at all, and certainly not in his face of all places. Yuck. |
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