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Swiss-James
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I always try to blow my smoke away from people when in a mixed situation, but it seems like I may have been missing the most alluring part of the whole process.
Can any ladies confirm whether they enjoy a face full of smoke? |
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blondesands
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NeilUK39
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I'm with you here James i never blow in a womans face thats just rude, isnt there a story on here about KFC, UnderH and a female where by all accounts he ungentlemanly did blow in the face? I may be wrong though  |
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MrPuxi
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surely, no matter what is posted, CHICK DIG IT!! do they not... |
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blondesands
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Sep 03, 2008 - 02:48 PM |
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| surely, no matter what is posted, CHICK DIG IT!! do they not... |
maybe a young chicken (chick?) likes it, but certainly not any women I know! It is just disgusting! then again, maybe some 'chick' go for it? |
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p1atl10
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Sep 03, 2008 - 03:15 PM |
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I never blow smoke in anyone's face....although I have been known to fart a bit.
Not sure that is a successful strategy though.
Please discuss.. |
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Swiss-James
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Sep 03, 2008 - 03:23 PM |
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plat- I think when you do that, the woman is officially your girlfriend |
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blondesands
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Sep 03, 2008 - 03:39 PM |
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I have been known to fart a bit.
Not sure that is a successful strategy though. |
suppose that depends on who you are trying to attract?  hahaha |
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Mr Totomolo
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Sep 03, 2008 - 03:54 PM |
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I never blow smoke in anyone's face....although I have been known to fart a bit.
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Smoke and fart, Mr Plat...you like to live dangerously...you might explode... 
Talking about rude and crude habits, how about a nice loud burp in your face, after a chinese dinner? I hate factory visits ending with a dinner with soup... when the host wants show that he filled up so much that he succeeded to "make his wisdom teeth swim"... |
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NeilUK39
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Sep 03, 2008 - 03:55 PM |
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I never blow smoke in anyone's face....although I have been known to fart a bit.
Not sure that is a successful strategy though.
Please discuss.. |
When i get into my lift in the morning the smell of some of the peoples breath its difficult to know which end its coming from, some people must just have a 5hit sandwich for breakfast |
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sweenytodd
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Sep 03, 2008 - 04:05 PM |
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Its not just any smoke, its .... TIPALET!
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CoffeeHawk_0
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Sep 03, 2008 - 04:11 PM |
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Blowing smoke in the face should only be used as a last resort. Typically smoking will make you look cool and sophisticated enough to where the girl will want you. In cases where she is still undecided after 5 minutes of wit and charm, blow enough smoke in her face to make her vision blurry and her head spin. She will mistake this for feelings of true love, then you may have a better chance. |
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Bella_Min
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Sep 03, 2008 - 04:16 PM |
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When i get into my lift in the morning the smell of some of the peoples breath its difficult to know which end its coming from, some people must just have a 5hit sandwich for breakfast |
you're really funny, you assume they can breathe with the other end? |
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NeilUK39
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Sep 03, 2008 - 04:19 PM |
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When i get into my lift in the morning the smell of some of the peoples breath its difficult to know which end its coming from, some people must just have a 5hit sandwich for breakfast |
you're really funny, you assume they can breathe with the other end? |
Just breath out  |
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Bella_Min
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Sep 03, 2008 - 04:22 PM |
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Now I am wondering what if a woman blow smoke in a man's face
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p1atl10
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Sep 03, 2008 - 04:26 PM |
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Any women that gets close enough to any man to blow smoke in his face has already passed the main requirement for a man to be attracted...
Proximity |
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Bella_Min
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Sep 03, 2008 - 04:30 PM |
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Any women that gets close enough to any man to blow smoke in his face has already passed the main requirement for a man to be attracted...
Proximity |
So what's the MAIN REQUIREMENT from your point of view? |
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NeilUK39
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Sep 03, 2008 - 04:31 PM |
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This is generally seen as sexual thing, watch any of the old movies and quite often when a lady wants to give a sexual signal to a guy she will blow smoke into their face. This is back in the days when smoking was seen as cool thing. NOTE: DO NOT TRY WITH CHUNGHWA OR DOUBLE HAPPINESS CIGARETTES AS YOU PROBABLY CHOKE THE GUY TO DEATH. |
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BoShiDunRedSox
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Sep 03, 2008 - 04:45 PM |
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I wonder if the OP has the same question about a man farting in a woman's face...  |
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Bluebag
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Sep 03, 2008 - 05:19 PM |
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| I wonder if the OP has the same question about a man farting in a woman's face... |
I wonder if THIS poster (BoShiDunRedSox) has ever had any acquaintance with a thing called humour?
I suspect not. |
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crivens200
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Sep 03, 2008 - 05:26 PM |
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Smoking truly is the most disgusting habit on the planet. As soon as I know someone smokes they get categorised as an unclean person who can't look after themselves.
There you go - 90% of men in China - categorised as unclean by my good self. |
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Nathalie25
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Sep 03, 2008 - 05:30 PM |
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| Can any ladies confirm whether they enjoy a face full of smoke? |
I personally do not really like people smoking in front of me, but if someone is the special ones, then I won't mind it too much, but just remeber take his chewing gun after he completes his cigar drugs~~~ |
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Jimmy_Floyd
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Sep 03, 2008 - 05:30 PM |
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Even though I'm a non-smoker, and given the choice would probably rather be in the company of other non-smokers, I've always been attracted to women who smoke. |
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andyfff
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Sep 03, 2008 - 05:33 PM |
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It's actually about 60-65% of Chinese men, and about 5-10% of Chinese women who smoke. I read that somewhere, will try to find the source...
There is a guy in my building who smokes in the elevator, he hates it when I get on because he knows I will shout at him. Disgusting inconsiderate pig. I don't care if you smoke, as long as I don't have to smell it. |
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aLeGna
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Sep 03, 2008 - 05:43 PM |
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There is a guy in my building who smokes in the elevator, he hates it when I get on because he knows I will shout at him. Disgusting inconsiderate pig. I don't care if you smoke, as long as I don't have to smell it. |
How I wish I can do that... I mean, if I'm back home, I would do it. But here, maybe not until I can speak the language. |
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