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bougie
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Joined: Nov 20, 2004
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Location: Wuhan Hubei China
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Nov 18, 2008 - 09:14 PM |
 
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^ that's just jibberish ... |
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antsmarching
Barker
Joined: Mar 03, 2008
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Nov 18, 2008 - 09:35 PM |
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| Chinese brand rubbers, a good fit for you |
I'd need a tool the size of a Honda Civic to get any friction with you. |
consider how much time you spend on this board, the only friction you are getting is self-inflicted. |
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antsmarching
Barker
Joined: Mar 03, 2008
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Nov 18, 2008 - 09:38 PM |
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| That_Chinese_Girl wrote: |
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| Chinese brand rubbers, a good fit for you |
 That's a good one, Ants.
This is Undies the last time he tried to open one... |
is that how Undie got the gap tooth? |
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zaq123
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Joined: July 19, 2005
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Nov 18, 2008 - 09:46 PM |
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| I have seen fat, short and generally disgusting old men here with beautiful women who were not pros. If all you want is beauty then all you need is cash. |
If they are doing it for the money then they are pros. That's not what I meant.
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| From my experience, beautiful women (or almost all women in general) will almost never approach |
Women often preselect the ones they want to be approached by. If you receive a lot of signals that means you've been chosen. If you don't receive anything it's not worth trying. Everybody's experience is different. If you're Chinese or at least Asian, tall, and look like you have your act together you'll receive a lot of attention. |
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underh20
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Joined: Sep 27, 2006
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Location: Veggie-Free Zone
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Nov 18, 2008 - 09:50 PM |
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| Ants Mating wrote: |
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| Ants Mating wrote: |
| Chinese brand rubbers, a good fit for you |
I'd need a tool the size of a Honda Civic to get any friction with you. |
consider how much time you spend on this board, the only friction you are getting is self-inflicted. |
Nice try.
If you were the only option, self-inflicted would by anybody's first choice. You ought to charge for car parking in there. |
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antsmarching
Barker
Joined: Mar 03, 2008
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Nov 18, 2008 - 10:06 PM |
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do you always associate women who will not stand for your insults as whores? If I am a whore, then I am the best in Shanghai and you can't afford me. |
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Mr Totomolo
SuperStar
Joined: June 21, 2008
Posts: 1512
Location: Shanghai & Taipei
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Nov 18, 2008 - 10:11 PM |
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| bougie wrote: |
| ^ that's just jibberish ... |
of course, it is jibberish..like the whole 7 pages before  |
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bougie
Board Buddha
Joined: Nov 20, 2004
Posts: 14629
Location: Wuhan Hubei China
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Nov 18, 2008 - 10:12 PM |
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boogoba boogoba ...  |
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underh20
Board Legend
Joined: Sep 27, 2006
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Location: Veggie-Free Zone
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Nov 18, 2008 - 10:18 PM |
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| do you always associate women who will not stand for your insults as whores? If I am a whore, then I am the best in Shanghai and you can't afford me. |
If the shoe fits ...
Do you always associate men who think you're a retard with impotence?
Oh, and please, in the interests of accuracy, strike the word "if" from your last sentence. I don't do whores. Look to someone else for lunch money. |
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That_Chinese_Girl
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Joined: Oct 08, 2007
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Nov 18, 2008 - 10:24 PM |
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| do you always associate women who will not stand for your insults as whores? If I am a whore, then I am the best in Shanghai and you can't afford me. |
Ants, he doesn't know how to talk to a real lady. His only experience with women was with whores. |
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That_Chinese_Girl
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Joined: Oct 08, 2007
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Nov 18, 2008 - 10:26 PM |
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| Chinese brand rubbers, a good fit for you |
That's a good one, Ants.
This is Undies the last time he tried to open one... |
is that how Undie got the gap tooth? |
Nice observation! 
Welcome back, girl. We're gonna have so much fun here! |
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Count Han
Barker
Joined: Aug 10, 2008
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Nov 18, 2008 - 10:50 PM |
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| Mr Totomolo wrote: |
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| ^ that's just jibberish ... |
of course, it is jibberish..like the whole 7 pages before |
Let me say that this will be my last post on this thread, seeing as Mr. Totomolo wants me to go out and get a life. Which he is absolutely right about! Merci, sir!
Secondly, let me ask you, however, if the entire thread is rubbish, why did you go to the trouble of reading all of it? And are now commenting on it? Hmm?
Finally, a big shout-out to my French cousins, Charles Aznavour and Simon Abkarian, among others. We love French people, don't worry! |
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yupitssean
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Joined: June 03, 2008
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Nov 18, 2008 - 11:22 PM |
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Waiting in the long lines at Carrefour are a great way to chat a pretty lady up. Again, my favorite place has to be a sporting event of some sort because there is never a lack of conversation opportunity.. with anybody.
Best way to meet a beautiful girl is to figure out a way to make her laugh. At the end of the day she will remember the ones who leave a charming impression. |
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yupitssean
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monalisalee
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Joined: May 10, 2005
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Nov 18, 2008 - 11:56 PM |
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Count Han said:
Let me say that this will be my last post on this thread, seeing as Mr. Totomolo wants me to go out and get a life. Which he is absolutely right about! Merci, sir!
Secondly, let me ask you, however, if the entire thread is rubbish, why did you go to the trouble of reading all of it? And are now commenting on it? Hmm?
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Yeah agree,there were 11 posts in a row, completely off subject, and juveniles having their own little flame wars. Don't waste anymore time on YOUR post. It will end in the pit anyway.
'O' Just realized I know a beautiful local girl, I think about a year younger than you. Will send you some pics, and can arrange a meeting, if you want. |
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Diomed
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Joined: Jan 30, 2008
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Nov 19, 2008 - 02:00 AM |
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I can also arrange a meeting with a beautiful girl, we can talk price later... |
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Mr Totomolo
SuperStar
Joined: June 21, 2008
Posts: 1512
Location: Shanghai & Taipei
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Nov 19, 2008 - 08:09 AM |
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| Count Han wrote: |
| Mr Totomolo wrote: |
| bougie wrote: |
| ^ that's just jibberish ... |
of course, it is jibberish..like the whole 7 pages before |
Let me say that this will be my last post on this thread, seeing as Mr. Totomolo wants me to go out and get a life. Which he is absolutely right about! Merci, sir!
Secondly, let me ask you, however, if the entire thread is rubbish, why did you go to the trouble of reading all of it? And are now commenting on it? Hmm?
Finally, a big shout-out to my French cousins, Charles Aznavour and Simon Abkarian, among others. We love French people, don't worry! |
Hey Han, you seem a decent guy, and in the past, I have posted on your other threads (before you moved to Shanghai) in a very reasonable manner, I think. So no flaming, no war (unless you insist of course, I have been boring a lot for a while ..  )
Sure I read the whole thread: not that long, funny at beginning, then annoying..but you know?? like you cannot avoid to watch a crash accident..
What I mean is: do you think you had to elaborate down to the deepest psychological level to try to compare the chinese girls in shanghai, with , say the ones in Taiwan, or in Japan ?
That's why I said you have too much time in your hands...
And please don't pick up the offer of Monalisa... matchmaking now? Come on, young man, grow up
Just get the hell out of your flat... By the way, on sundays, ther are many nice hotties in Luxun park and Duo Lun Lu... Well, me I am married but I were single, I am sure that...
Aside note: How is it that both TCG and Ants have a cat as avatar ? any fetish there ? I would see the obvious link to p*ssycat but will stop short of more names, in order to leave the thread in the right section, of course
ohh and han... Charles Aznavour is an antique ...
BTW, I warmly invite all of you in the Pit, please come and have fun...We miss opiniated, stubborn, mean, and self-conscious people who can donate at least 20 mn of the daily online time to cross sabers.. Please do come Like the old marketing tagline said: Try it, you'll like it |
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underh20
Board Legend
Joined: Sep 27, 2006
Posts: 12702
Location: Veggie-Free Zone
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Nov 19, 2008 - 09:05 AM |
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| do you always associate women who will not stand for your insults as whores? If I am a whore, then I am the best in Shanghai and you can't afford me. |
Ants, he doesn't know how to talk to a real lady. His only experience with women was with whores. |
Some cheaper than others. My favorite was KFC, but that Chinese girl at Pizza Hut was a close 278th. |
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underh20
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Joined: Sep 27, 2006
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Location: Veggie-Free Zone
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Nov 19, 2008 - 09:07 AM |
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| yupitssean wrote: |
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| Welcome back, girl. We're gonna have so much fun here! |
Crap... TCG found a sidekick in antsmarching? Team Loraina Bobbit? |
Correction: More like Loraina Slobbit. |
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underh20
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Joined: Sep 27, 2006
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Location: Veggie-Free Zone
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Nov 19, 2008 - 09:09 AM |
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Count Han said:
Let me say that this will be my last post on this thread, seeing as Mr. Totomolo wants me to go out and get a life. Which he is absolutely right about! Merci, sir!
Secondly, let me ask you, however, if the entire thread is rubbish, why did you go to the trouble of reading all of it? And are now commenting on it? Hmm?
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Yeah agree,there were 11 posts in a row, completely off subject, and juveniles having their own little flame wars. Don't waste anymore time on YOUR post. It will end in the pit anyway.
'O' Just realized I know a beautiful local girl, I think about a year younger than you. Will send you some pics, and can arrange a meeting, if you want. |
Count, I would run like hell when MoaningLisaPees offers you a girl.
The last girl here he endorsed was LillyStink. Believe me, you'd rather wank with a sandpaper machine then go out with her. |
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Captain_SH
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Joined: Oct 23, 2008
Posts: 796
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Nov 19, 2008 - 11:45 AM |
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Ants,
Where are you? Why won't you pm me? I'm a gentleman! I promise to bring you flowers to our date and I won't complain if you're ugly. I think I already told you that.
Count Knucklehead, I think you scared her off of this thread, ruining my chances at further romancing our sensitive and thoughtful lady.
In regards to groups in clubs. . . I hear this is the way it works:
Boyfriend/girlfriend combos tend to frequent the "romantic" bars and clubs. You know . . . the wine bar type spots where they can quietly chat.
When this same couple decides to go to Muse or whatever . . . the guy calls his girlfriend up and goes, "Hey, what are you up to?"
GF: Oh nothing. . . what are you up to?
BF: The guys and I . . . we're just gonna go play pool
GF: OK . . . where? . . .
BF: Our usual place.
GF: OK, I guess I'll just go out with the girls.
Then the guys call each other up, plus several girls that they know who like to "party" and they go to the Bon Bon or whatever. They grab a table. They drink heavy. Then they play merry go round.
The girls will also call each other up. . . but then they also call up some safety guys. These guys are either gay or might as well be gay because all they ever do is stand around looking as if they are boyfriends but they're props. Then they go to a different club. Then they walk around, stand around, and stare at hot guys that turn them on. However, the first weirdo comes by and they go, "My boyfriend is here with me."
Weirdo: Who? That gay guy over there?
GF: He's not gay. He's my boyfriend. Watch him wrap his arm around me if you want.
Weirdo: So . . . can I have your phone number?
GF: My gay prop boyfriend will kick your ass.
Weirdo: (Turning to her girlfriend) Then, can I have your number instead?
GF2: The gay guy over there who is kissing my girlfriend's boyfriend? . . . you see him? That's MY boyfriend. |
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antsmarching
Barker
Joined: Mar 03, 2008
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Nov 19, 2008 - 12:06 PM |
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Ants,
Where are you? Why won't you pm me? I'm a gentleman! I promise to bring you flowers to our date and I won't complain if you're ugly. I think I already told you that.
Count Knucklehead, I think you scared her off of this thread, ruining my chances at further romancing our sensitive and thoughtful lady.
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What makes you think that I am ugly? Just because I critized Shallow Han.
I should smack you with my paws. |
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Captain_SH
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Joined: Oct 23, 2008
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Nov 19, 2008 - 12:22 PM |
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Hey, what's going on here? I'm on YOUR side! I totally agree with you that Shallow Han is you know . . . really, really shallow. Why do I get the smack when really, it's Shallow Han who deserves your wrath?
I wrote 'IF you're ugly', not 'YOU ARE ugly'. I was just trying to showcase my gentleman like qualities that you seem to like . . . you know . . . eh . . . to romance you.
So IF you're ugly, don't be shy. PM me and I'll still make sweet, deep, and fulfilling love to you. I promise not to brown bag you. See, that's my point. IF you're hot, we can shoot some photos, then we can show them off to Shallow Han to demonstrate to him that gentlemen who have no standards for looks and brings flowers on dates do get laid by hot women.
For some reason, I'm imagining the canine position with my flowers between your teeth. I'd like to call this photo, "The way gentlemen DO IT." |
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antsmarching
Barker
Joined: Mar 03, 2008
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Nov 19, 2008 - 03:05 PM |
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hey, sweet lips
whether you are a real gentlemen, this is for a women to judge and not for you to brag about.
you are not too smart if you think I am the type that would PM you. There are plenty of SH girls waiting for you in the personals section. |
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That_Chinese_Girl
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Joined: Oct 08, 2007
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Nov 19, 2008 - 03:21 PM |
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| underh20 wrote: |
| That_Chinese_Girl wrote: |
| antsmarching wrote: |
| do you always associate women who will not stand for your insults as whores? If I am a whore, then I am the best in Shanghai and you can't afford me. |
Ants, he doesn't know how to talk to a real lady. His only experience with women was with whores. |
Some cheaper than others. My favorite was KFC, but that Chinese girl at Pizza Hut was a close 278th. |
You sound pretty proud of your past records. 250+ whores is nothing to brag about. Try getting a girl who actually likes you, not your money. Good luck. |
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