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Post  Posted: Nov 19, 2008 - 03:43 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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do you always associate women who will not stand for your insults as whores? If I am a whore, then I am the best in Shanghai and you can't afford me.

Ants, he doesn't know how to talk to a real lady. His only experience with women was with whores.


Some cheaper than others. My favorite was KFC, but that Chinese girl at Pizza Hut was a close 278th.


it is really sad when you have to exaggerate on the number of whores you have been with.
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hey, sweet lips
whether you are a real gentlemen, this is for a women to judge and not for you to brag about.

you are not too smart if you think I am the type that would PM you. There are plenty of SH girls waiting for you in the personals section.


Sweet Lips . . . sweet lips . . . Did you see this Shallow Han! Sweet Lips! . . . She loves me! This is the way it's done. I hope you learned something today. The nice guy who wants to doggy style the girl who may or may not be ugly with his flowers in her mouth is referred to as "sweet lips". Got it?

The guy who wants to have sex with only hot chicks gets called "Stupid and Shallow". Ha ha ha . . .

The Captain = 1. The Count = 0.
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it is really sad when you have to exaggerate on the number of whores you have been with.
I think it was just a hyperbole, because most guys count till maybe 20~30 pieces, and nobody will bother to count once is over 100.

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Count, I would run like hell when MoaningLisaPees offers you a girl.

The last girl here he endorsed was LillyStink. Believe me, you'd rather wank with a sandpaper machine then go out with her.
I cannot see any connection between the 2 girls. If you can see without knowing either, please tell. The only thing in common, is their age, and female, and both intelligent, and that is where it ends.

1. Lily pink/Stink: is Taiwanese travelled and lived in about 20 countries around Asia and Europe, mainly on her own, which gave her huge independance. She has rich parents, who paid for everything. Today she is a professional student, with an apartnment, and allowance paid for by Daddy. She has never worked, and does not need to. She entered into a flame war with you, and your minions, and was banned for a week, along with you. She returned to flame again. This was stupid, and was banned for life, which made you happy, but YOU were put on probation. That explains why you are (comparatively) well behaved, because you are walking on razor blades.
Lily, being a spoilt biatch did not like her life ban, and took it out on me. I simply turned her off. HER LOSS.

2. The other girl, whom I will call "Judy", I have known for more than 4 years, and have met on many occassions, as she is a "friend of a friend". She is Shangnaiese, got her degree, by hard work, and now has a good upper level job in advertizing. Judy is beautiful ,tall, long legs, right up to her..... She is slim, and I think between boyfriends.
I do not see any correlation between these two, and see NO reason for not passing on info' to Count Han. Better chance here, than with a dating sevice. I know them both, and who knows what can happen. They are both neat people.
But you dont know that, or care. Only thing you care about is your small.......EGO.

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Post  Posted: Nov 19, 2008 - 09:13 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

That_Chinese_Girl wrote:
underh20 wrote:
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do you always associate women who will not stand for your insults as whores? If I am a whore, then I am the best in Shanghai and you can't afford me.

Ants, he doesn't know how to talk to a real lady. His only experience with women was with whores.


Some cheaper than others. My favorite was KFC, but that Chinese girl at Pizza Hut was a close 278th.

You sound pretty proud of your past records. 250+ whores is nothing to brag about. Try getting a girl who actually likes you, not your money. Good luck.



Hey, stupid, the 278th was not met for mathematical accuracy rather to say that Chinese girl is dead last amongst the worst. Are you always a slow learner?

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Count, I would run like hell when MoaningLisaPees offers you a girl.

The last girl here he endorsed was LillyStink. Believe me, you'd rather wank with a sandpaper machine then go out with her.
I cannot see any connection between the 2 girls. If you can see without knowing either, please tell. The only thing in common, is their age, and female, and both intelligent, and that is where it ends.

1. Lily pink/Stink: is Taiwanese travelled and lived in about 20 countries around Asia and Europe, mainly on her own, which gave her huge independance. She has rich parents, who paid for everything. Today she is a professional student, with an apartnment, and allowance paid for by Daddy. She has never worked, and does not need to. She entered into a flame war with you, and your minions, and was banned for a week, along with you. She returned to flame again. This was stupid, and was banned for life, which made you happy, but YOU were put on probation. That explains why you are (comparatively) well behaved, because you are walking on razor blades.
Lily, being a spoilt biatch did not like her life ban, and took it out on me. I simply turned her off. HER LOSS.

2. The other girl, whom I will call "Judy", I have known for more than 4 years, and have met on many occassions, as she is a "friend of a friend". She is Shangnaiese, got her degree, by hard work, and now has a good upper level job in advertizing. Judy is beautiful ,tall, long legs, right up to her..... She is slim, and I think between boyfriends.
I do not see any correlation between these two, and see NO reason for not passing on info' to Count Han. Better chance here, than with a dating sevice. I know them both, and who knows what can happen. They are both neat people.
But you dont know that, or care. Only thing you care about is your small.......EGO.


Probation? Still the same stupid MoaningLisaPees that we have all come to know. Smile

MoaningLisaPees: "Lilly is a really nice girl. She's a little independent, but very lovely and sweet." What a crock of shit. Your brain is a mess.

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Post  Posted: Nov 19, 2008 - 09:33 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Ants Farting wrote:
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do you always associate women who will not stand for your insults as whores? If I am a whore, then I am the best in Shanghai and you can't afford me.

Ants, he doesn't know how to talk to a real lady. His only experience with women was with whores.


Some cheaper than others. My favorite was KFC, but that Chinese girl at Pizza Hut was a close 278th.


it is really sad when you have to exaggerate on the number of whores you have been with.


Too bad you also have the brain of an ant and don't understand the slam dunk on TCG. And I thought whores like you were supposed to be clever. Rolling Eyes

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Hey, stupid, the 278th was not met for mathematical accuracy rather to say that Chinese girl is dead last amongst the worst. Are you always a slow learner?

Considering your taste in women, I'm starting to feel honored being called "the worst" by you. Very Happy

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Post  Posted: Nov 19, 2008 - 10:01 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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Hey, stupid, the 278th was not met for mathematical accuracy rather to say that Chinese girl is dead last amongst the worst. Are you always a slow learner?

Considering your taste in women, I'm starting to feel honored being called "the worst" by you. Very Happy


And who said I was even talking about you??

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Post  Posted: Nov 19, 2008 - 10:05 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Cnuts farting wrote:
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That_Trash_Girl wrote:
Cnuts Farting wrote:
do you always associate women who will not stand for your insults as whores? If I am a whore, then I am the best in Shanghai and you can't afford me.

Ants, he doesn't know how to talk to a real lady. His only experience with women was with whores.


Some cheaper than others. My favorite was KFC, but that Chinese girl at Pizza Hut was a close 278th.


it is really sad when you have to exaggerate on the number of whores you have been with.


First time to see the falme war going up between whoremasters and whores. Interesting.

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Post  Posted: Nov 19, 2008 - 10:06 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Wondering if or not the brothel is touting now.

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Post  Posted: Nov 19, 2008 - 10:13 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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Too bad you also have the brain of an ant and don't understand the slam dunk on TCG. And I thought whores like you were supposed to be clever. Rolling Eyes


my ant brain is the size of a honda civic compared to yours
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Post  Posted: Nov 19, 2008 - 10:18 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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Wondering if or not the brothel is touting now.

Why? Are you looking for a job? Have you been fired by Mark?

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Post  Posted: Nov 19, 2008 - 10:21 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

No, I never hire whores like you.

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Post  Posted: Nov 19, 2008 - 10:22 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

You prefer Mark?

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Post  Posted: Nov 19, 2008 - 10:39 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

HI Count Han,

I'm new to Shanghai too. Been here for about 20 days and 3 more years to go.

I read your initial thread and I share the same opinion.

Have you found any place where you can meet people of your criteria? Well, I'm looking for the same ones...

Please do recommend...

Cheers!!!
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If they're Taiwanese guys going to KTV...the vast majority of them won't be single.

Those guys practically started KTV in China!

Uh, no. Years ago I remember lots of Taiwan guys being shocked and amazed by Chinese KTV. I'll admit, didn't take them long to get up to speed but it wasn't Taiwanese who developed great KTV.
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Post  Posted: Nov 19, 2008 - 11:42 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^ The Americans invented sing-alongs. But it's the Japanese that developed and popularized karaoke.

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^ The Americans invented sing-alongs. But it's the Japanese that developed and popularized karaoke.

KTV has very little to do with karaoke Smile

But while you're here - I'm almost afraid to ask : how does Japanese KTV compare with KTV in China ?
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Ants Farting wrote:
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Too bad you also have the brain of an ant and don't understand the slam dunk on TCG. And I thought whores like you were supposed to be clever. Rolling Eyes


my ant brain is the size of a honda civic compared to yours


Yada, yada.

Just have that Civic towed from your snatch. I'm tired of paying good money and getting muffler burn.

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let me help you to put some ice on that blister.
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^ You got ice machine in that snatch, too? How about a Coke machine?

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But while you're here - I'm almost afraid to ask : how does Japanese KTV compare with KTV in China ?

Can't tell ya. Haven't been to either. I have a karaoke machine at home.

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Post  Posted: Nov 20, 2008 - 07:51 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Party at TCG's! party
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have a question to HAN,
it seems you have met a few of stunning girls..then none of them is into you?
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