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Captain_SH
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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 08:44 AM

shuyu289 wrote:

I wonder if this kind of man exist in the world.

If you want a man like that . . . I'm sure one exists for you.

shuyu289

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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 09:39 AM

Captain_SH wrote:

shuyu289 wrote:

I wonder if this kind of man exist in the world.

If you want a man like that . . . I'm sure one exists for you.

So you are very confident of me. But that ten points are very rare that can gather in one person. And that 10 are not enough for me. I have other requirement even they do not have all the 10. At least i think #2 and #3 are not necessary. Laughing

You may know...

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Marakanis
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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 09:43 AM

shuyu289 wrote:

Captain_SH wrote:

shuyu289 wrote:

I wonder if this kind of man exist in the world.

If you want a man like that . . . I'm sure one exists for you.

You may know...

10 inches?

shuyu289

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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 10:18 AM

Marakanis wrote:

shuyu289 wrote:

Captain_SH wrote:

shuyu289 wrote:

I wonder if this kind of man exist in the world.

If you want a man like that . . . I'm sure one exists for you.

You may know...

10 inches?

If I was a man in Shanghai and I had nothing on that 10 list, maybe I would also try to sell myself with things women cannot see until it's too late.
. . . So I guess you are 0 for 11.

Marakanis
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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 10:20 AM

shuyu289 wrote:

Marakanis wrote:

shuyu289 wrote:

Captain_SH wrote:

shuyu289 wrote:

I wonder if this kind of man exist in the world.

If you want a man like that . . . I'm sure one exists for you.

You may know...

10 inches?

If I was a man in Shanghai and I had nothing on that 10 list, maybe I would also try to sell myself with things women cannot see until it's too late.
. . . So I guess you are 0 for 11.

I'm not for sale. Especially not to gold digging WHOOORES like you clearly are. ;D

shuyu289

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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 10:26 AM

I never met you and even do not know you.But i know you would write sth like this.This is you! Everybody here know that.

Captain_SH
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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 10:42 AM

shuyu289 wrote:

Marakanis wrote:

shuyu289 wrote:

Captain_SH wrote:

shuyu289 wrote:

I wonder if this kind of man exist in the world.

If you want a man like that . . . I'm sure one exists for you.

You may know...

10 inches?

If I was a man in Shanghai and I had nothing on that 10 list, maybe I would also try to sell myself with things women cannot see until it's too late.
. . . So I guess you are 0 for 11.

Ha ha ha ha!!

Captain_SH
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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 10:51 AM

Marakanis wrote:

I'm not for sale. Especially not to gold digging WHOOORES like you clearly are. ;D

What a charmer. So he decides to comeback with another demonstration of his lack off humor . . . With this one short sentence, the bacon sandwich has managed to break BOTH rules of Playground Insults 101.

As a Hong bao thief, he really, really shouldn't be calling anybody "gold diggers". And how many times has he called members of the forum "whores"?

Not very bright . . . nor funny.

Wait a minute. Humor and "brightness". . . #6 on bloomark's list!

victorinchina

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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 11:02 AM

Getting really curious about that Hong Bao story....

Marakanis
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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 11:03 AM

Captain_SH wrote:

Marakanis wrote:

I'm not for sale. Especially not to gold digging WHOOORES like you clearly are. ;D

You're such a pathetic little monkey. How long have you been waiting to jump back on my back? Fact of the matter is, I have everything on the list and more. I'm simply taken by a hot and sexy gal already.

You go enjoy filling up your spank bank with images of girls you see in bars but never actually approach. From all your "how to be social" crap I'm pretty sure you're gay because you spend most of your time talking about how to infiltrate large groups of guys.

Anally infiltrate no doubt...

Marakanis
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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 11:04 AM

shuyu289 wrote:

I never met you and even do not know you.But i know you would write sth like this.This is you! Everybody here know that.

It's called being a smartass. Welcome to American humor 101.

And you already admitted you're looking for everything on the list and more. That pretty much makes you a gold digger and a traitor to the Chinese people. I'm surprised ABC and Bloomark haven't both jumped your ass already.

Marakanis
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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 11:06 AM

victorinchina wrote:

Getting really curious about that Hong Bao story....

A girl solicited the board for a fake boyfriend, she offered free Hong Bao as part of the deal. Someone took her up on the offer, played the role well, got her parents to leave her alone about getting a boyfriend, and they gave that guy a hong bao. When the guy told her he did not want to be her REAL boyfriend, she threw a fit, demanded the Hong Bao back and went absolutely bat-**** bonkers...

The End.

bloomark
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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 11:07 AM

Marakanis wrote:

Fact of the matter is, I have everything on the list and more. I'm simply taken by a hot and sexy gal already.

Mwuahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa......

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bloomark
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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 11:16 AM

American humor: filthy, vulgar and mischievous.

British humor: resignative, sharp and connotative.

Frech humor: artistic, surrealistic and evasive

German humor: being no humorous is humourous

Russian humor: spoofy

Chinese humor: backward and sarcastic

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shuyu289

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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 11:18 AM

LOL......Can not help to laugh.

Captain_SH
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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 11:20 AM

^You like how the monkey jumps up and down when you toss him a banana?

Ha ha ha

Marakanis
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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 11:26 AM

Captain_SH wrote:

^You like how the monkey jumps up and down when you toss him a banana?

Ha ha ha

Yeah, you're hilarious! Jump monkey, jump!

shuyu289

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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 11:27 AM

Captain_SH wrote:

^You like how the monkey jumps up and down when you toss him a banana?

Ha ha ha

A lot of people like to see that.Actually,if you go to Qipu Lu.There always some monkey jumps up and down.I gave 1 kuai to them. Laughing

bloomark
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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 11:28 AM

Bahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa......

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Captain_SH
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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 11:30 AM

Marakanis wrote:

It's called being a smartass. Welcome to American humor 101.

You've got half of that right.

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I'm not for sale. Especially not to gold digging WHOOORES like you clearly are.

You call this repetitive self mockery an introduction to American humor? This is about funny as you calling somebody else "ugly" on this forum. This is about as funny as you calling somebody else "fat" on this forum.

However. . . now, this is funny as hell.

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Fact of the matter is, I have everything on the list and more.

This is a great comic routine. Perhaps you do have a sense of irony after all.

Members of SHexpat have seen YOUR picture so regarding 7 and 8. . . are you retarded or just delusional? Not sure about your professional and financial life so can't comment about that. As for your humor + charm. . . well that's obvious as well.

Here's another banana for you! Jump! Jump! . . .ha ha ha . ..

Marakanis
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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 11:35 AM

Captain_SH wrote:

Marakanis wrote:

It's called being a smartass. Welcome to American humor 101.

You've got half of that right.

Quote:

I'm not for sale. Especially not to gold digging WHOOORES like you clearly are.

Quote:

Fact of the matter is, I have everything on the list and more.

Let's see your picture, since you're so sexy...

That's what I thought. Go wank in the corner you sad pathetic fool.

Captain_SH
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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 12:31 PM

^Your photo wasn't posted by choice but rather in retaliation for your own malicious act. Another fine example of shooting yourself in the foot.

Let's just say . . . by some crazy odd miraculous chance that I could be fatter, uglier, and more out of shape than you. Let's just say by some crazy chance that I'm the one who 1. doesn't go to clubs in fear have to 2. resort to on line dating and 3. stealing hong baos for some connections with the opposite sex . . . (1. Check, 2. check and 3. check for you)

Now if the above was the case, I wouldn't come on line here and tell YOU that you are a fat ugly, talentless, idiotic pig. I wouldn't tell you that you aren't funny or that you couldn't get chicks. (See . . . this would indeed be IDIOTIC) But as it is . . . everything here is reversed and you get to enjoy being the butt of all the jokes in yet another thread. Congrats and thanks.

You simply have no sense of self observation do you?

bloomark
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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 12:43 PM

Captain, I don't think Marakanis would be able to catch or handle your satire on him in a bright manner. I think you need to dumb it down for him.

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jeffinflorida

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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 12:46 PM

bloomark wrote:

Captain, I don't think Marakanis would be able to catch or handle your bright satire on him. I think you need to dumb it down for him.

Advice from a Queer Boy.... hahahahahahaha

Wipe that white stuff off your chin Luke...

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Captain_SH
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Posted: Apr 20, 2009 - 12:55 PM

jeff!

You crazy nut! You gotta stop typing up your crazy asian-boy sex fetish crap every time "bloomark" shows up. Dude, this is getting a little weird. Even your fantasy boy-toy has stopped responding to you a while go. You're scaring the poor kid!