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bloomark
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Apr 20, 2009 - 12:58 PM |
 
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Jeff's been on my ignore list since a long while ago. Don't give a dam whatever he rants about. |
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Marakanis
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Apr 20, 2009 - 01:09 PM |
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^Your photo wasn't posted by choice but rather in retaliation for your own malicious act. Another fine example of shooting yourself in the foot.
Let's just say . . . by some crazy odd miraculous chance that I could be fatter, uglier, and more out of shape than you. Let's just say by some crazy chance that I'm the one who 1. doesn't go to clubs in fear have to 2. resort to on line dating and 3. stealing hong baos for some connections with the opposite sex . . . (1. Check, 2. check and 3. check for you)
Now if the above was the case, I wouldn't come on line here and tell YOU that you are a fat ugly, talentless, idiotic pig. I wouldn't tell you that you aren't funny or that you couldn't get chicks. (See . . . this would indeed be IDIOTIC) But as it is . . . everything here is reversed and you get to enjoy being the butt of all the jokes in yet another thread. Congrats and thanks.
You simply have no sense of self observation do you? |
My photos are public record. Anyone who knows me can do a simple google search and find them. That's how they got up here. I'm sure you need more material for your gay spank bank so feel free to check me out.
Online dating is not a last resort anymore, it's actually a great way to meet women of high worth who don't have time to go to bars. Let's face facts, most of the women who go to clubs aren't there to meet men, they're there to hang out with other women and avoid being hassled. The only guys who still go to clubs to meet people are homos looking for a quick ass bang (like you), people who just want to get their drink on, and women who want to dance with other women and not be touched by men.
In China you can add in women who want to score a rich white dude...
As to stealing, I have stolen nothing. Everything I've taken has been given to me freely and was part of the contract first. So you can take your lame ass manipulation of events and shove it right back up your butt. I'm sure there's plenty of room in there from all the man trains that have been run in there.
And let's see your picture you little coward. Or are you too chicken **** to post it? I think so...
buck buck buck.... |
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Captain_SH
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Apr 20, 2009 - 01:09 PM |
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^You're a brave kid . . . It would seem you have every reason to be scared. If some creepy middle aged English . . .teacher . . . type guy kept on writing about driving his cock into my anus and mouth to personally gift his man juice, I would feel a bit unsettled. His fetish for you might reside once he finds his real life boy-toy. |
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Captain_SH
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Joined: Oct 23, 2008
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Apr 20, 2009 - 01:20 PM |
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| Online dating is not a last resort anymore, |
This is just funny to read. Are you in fact reading the company's brochure now? LOL . . .
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| Let's face facts, most of the women who go to clubs aren't there to meet men, they're there to hang out with other women and avoid being hassled. The only guys who still go to clubs to meet people are homos looking for a quick ass bang (like you), people who just want to get their drink on, and women who want to dance with other women and not be touched by Bacon Sandwich |
Again, I am not surprised you would think this . . .
No way . . . |
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jeffinflorida
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Joined: Nov 19, 2007
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Location: Somewhere between Itchy and Scratchy
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Apr 20, 2009 - 01:26 PM |
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jeff!
You crazy nut! You gotta stop typing up your crazy asian-boy sex fetish crap every time "bloomark" shows up. Dude, this is getting a little weird. Even your fantasy boy-toy has stopped responding to you a while go. You're scaring the poor kid! |
true love manifests itself in many ways... Even man Boy Love... |
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Marakanis
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Joined: Jan 11, 2009
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Apr 20, 2009 - 01:30 PM |
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| Marakanis wrote: |
| Online dating is not a last resort anymore, |
This is just funny to read. Are you in fact reading the company's brochure now? LOL . . .
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| Let's face facts, most of the women who go to clubs aren't there to meet men, they're there to hang out with other women and avoid being hassled. The only guys who still go to clubs to meet people are homos looking for a quick ass bang (like you), people who just want to get their drink on, and women who want to dance with other women and not be touched by Bacon Sandwich |
Again, I am not surprised you would think this . . .
No way . . . |
C'mon you little coward. You can skirt the issue all you want, but at the end of the day you're just a queer cock chasing bar queen who's too scared to post his picture.
buck buck buck... |
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jeffinflorida
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Apr 20, 2009 - 01:34 PM |
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buck buck buck... Is how much bloomark charges per 15 minutes... |
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Marakanis
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Joined: Jan 11, 2009
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Apr 20, 2009 - 01:37 PM |
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| buck buck buck... Is how much bloomark charges per 15 minutes... |
You kidding me? He gives it away for candy bars to CaptainSH...
Boy doesn't have the sense of a god damn dog. |
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Captain_SH
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Joined: Oct 23, 2008
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Apr 20, 2009 - 01:42 PM |
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^Several members of shexpat know me in real life and they've all seen your fat ugly mug. What does this mean to you? An opportunity to continue with the "I am better looking than you, even though everybody has already seen me and I am a fat ugly loser" motif?
Again . . .
No way . . .
Not really sure why your need for self mockery is so deep . . . |
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Marakanis
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Joined: Jan 11, 2009
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Apr 20, 2009 - 01:50 PM |
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^Several members of shexpat know me in real life and they've all seen your fat ugly mug. What does this mean to you? An opportunity to continue with the "I am better looking than you, even though everybody has already seen me and I am a fat ugly loser" motif?
Again . . .
No way . . .
Not really sure why your need for self mockery is so deep . . . |
Me thinks thou dost prοtest too much. I'm pretty much 100% certain that I am far superior in looks, intellect, riches, and sexual prowess to you. It's no mystery why you talk so much about chatting up men in bars...
Now go in the corner with bloomark so you can wank each other off and know the touch of someone else's hand. |
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Captain_SH
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Joined: Oct 23, 2008
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Apr 20, 2009 - 02:13 PM |
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| I'm pretty much 100% certain that I am far superior in 1. looks, 2. intellect, 3. riches, and 4. sexual prowess to you. |
1. Again with the self mockery. This joke would only work had you never allowed your ugly mug to be posted online. This breaks all the rules of playground insults. This is like telling a kid that your Nike's are cooler than his Walmart shoes while you're sporting 2 dollar flip flops. Why do you do this to yourself? For you to find ANYBODY to make fun of for their physical appearance would be quite a challenge.
2. ^^^ One who habitually practices #1 is an IDIOT of the highest order.
3. You might actually be more wealthy than me. I really have no idea.
4. Ha ha ha. . . have you seriously run out of anything you can write that you have to resort to this? Again . . . based on your photo . . . you shouldn't really be writing about anything having to do with sex. |
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ABCinChina
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Joined: Oct 19, 2008
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Apr 20, 2009 - 03:04 PM |
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(sits back and grabs a bag of popcorn) |
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Marakanis
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Joined: Jan 11, 2009
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Apr 20, 2009 - 03:10 PM |
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| I'm pretty much 100% certain that I am far superior in 1. looks, 2. intellect, 3. riches, and 4. sexual prowess to you. |
1. Again with the self mockery. This joke would only work had you never allowed your ugly mug to be posted online. This breaks all the rules of playground insults. This is like telling a kid that your Nike's are cooler than his Walmart shoes while you're sporting 2 dollar flip flops. Why do you do this to yourself? For you to find ANYBODY to make fun of for their physical appearance would be quite a challenge.
2. ^^^ One who habitually practices #1 is an IDIOT of the highest order.
3. You might actually be more wealthy than me. I really have no idea.
4. Ha ha ha. . . have you seriously run out of anything you can write that you have to resort to this? Again . . . based on your photo . . . you shouldn't really be writing about anything having to do with sex. |
Sorry chump, but one unflattering photo does not tell a complete story. Ask Bloomark about that...
As to you, you're too much of a friggin coward to even post your photo, so until you do, I know with 100% certainty that you are an ugly one-pump chump who spends his time drooling on men in bars.
You have yet to even deny that you're a closet homo, and I'm pretty certain no one else doubts it given your step by step guide on how to get closer to another man's balls in Shanghai clubs.
Now you be a good little doggy and stop yer yapping. If you want to post your picture and play, that's all in good fun. But until you do, you're just a yellow bellied piece of crap who can talk and talk but never deliver (I'm sure any woman who has somehow stumbled into your presence can attest to that fact). |
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Captain_SH
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Apr 20, 2009 - 03:36 PM |
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^So you chose to post an "unflattering" photo online? Did you photo shop it to make yourself look fatter and uglier?
Not much of a fan of logic are you?
I saw your photo. You are ugly. Many people here have labeled you ugly based on visual proof. Thus you are ugly. You can refute this fact if you like with visual proof or otherwise. You have told us with your own words that you online date. You have told us with your own words that you avoid clubs. You have told us with your own words (based on your experience I would think) that girls avoid you in clubs. Then you actually have the balls to lecture us about "having all the 10 things and more" HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Clap, clap, clap!
On the other hand, you do not know me. So when you call me a homo or or what ever it is that you like to refer to, these are "accusations" that you need to prove. I have nothing to refute because you have given me nothing. There is no substance. Any women who stumbled into me? Closets? Balls? Drooling over men? What the hell are you talking about? How the hell do you expect any grown up to respond to your imagined idiocy? How do you come off making fun of Nathalie you nonsensical buffoon!
Shall I help you with your next post?
"Dur, hur, hur, like you are a bully! I bet you suck a lot of cock because you must have a closet and you are so gay talking about clubs and I bet you like your balls . . .dur hurh hurh. . . You are such a coward . . durh, hurh, hurh." - How did they let you out of high school? |
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Marakanis
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Joined: Jan 11, 2009
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Apr 20, 2009 - 03:41 PM |
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^So you chose to post an "unflattering" photo online? Did you photo shop it to make yourself look fatter and uglier?
Not much of a fan of logic are you?
I saw your photo. You are ugly. Many people here have labeled you ugly based on visual proof. Thus you are ugly. You can refute this fact if you like with visual proof or otherwise. You have told us with your own words that you online date. You have told us with your own words that you avoid clubs. You have told us with your own words (based on your experience I would think) that girls avoid you in clubs. Then you actually have the balls to lecture us about "having all the 10 things and more" HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Clap, clap, clap!
On the other hand, you do not know me. So when you call me a homo or or what ever it is that you like to refer to, these are "accusations" that you need to prove. I have nothing to refute because you have given me nothing. There is no substance. Any women who stumbled into me? Closets? Balls? Drooling over men? What the hell are you talking about? How the hell do you expect any grown up to respond to your imagined idiocy? How do you come off making fun of Nathalie you nonsensical buffoon!
Shall I help you with your next post?
"Dur, hur, hur, like you are a bully! I bet you suck a lot of cock because you must have a closet and you are so gay talking about clubs and I bet you like your balls . . .dur hurh hurh. . . You are such a coward . . durh, hurh, hurh." - How did they let you out of high school? |
You have everything to refute. Your pathetic posts about how to meet people in bars all revolve around talking to and getting to know MEN!
Everyone is well aware you're a closet homo.
Given how you refuse to post a photo of yourself, I'm pretty sure you look something like this.
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Captain_SH
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Apr 20, 2009 - 04:21 PM |
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^Here's a piece of advice . . . which you won't take.
Anytime you write your nonsensical crap, see if it's more funny when you add "durh hurh hurh" at the end. Example:
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| Everyone is well aware you're a closet homo. Durh hurh hurh. . . |
If what ever you write is improved with this auxiliary comical laugh, as it is the case here, you should consider revision. As of now, you could do this with nearly all of your posts. in this section. With all these shortcomings, why not consider self improvement as opposed to continuous self mockery through attempts at insulting others? |
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Marakanis
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Joined: Jan 11, 2009
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Apr 20, 2009 - 04:28 PM |
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^Here's a piece of advice . . . which you won't take.
Anytime you write your nonsensical crap, see if it's more funny when you add "durh hurh hurh" at the end. Example:
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| Everyone is well aware you're a closet homo. Durh hurh hurh. . . |
If what ever you write is improved with this auxiliary comical laugh, as it is the case here, you should consider revision. As of now, you could do this with nearly all of your posts. in this section. With all these shortcomings, why not consider self improvement as opposed to continuous self mockery through attempts at insulting others? |
Attempts? It's pretty clear you're a giant flamer... Why don't you go back to your expertise of hitting on men in crowded bars instead of wasting your time pretending you have the upper hand here. |
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Captain_SH
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Apr 20, 2009 - 05:03 PM |
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^I only make fun of you on this forum. Whereas you attack anybody who pokes a little fun.
You began here with this:
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| I'm not for sale. Especially not to gold digging WHOOORES like you clearly are. ;D |
And you tried to squirm out of it by telling us that this is "AMERICAN HUMOR"? LOL . . . Do you really think people are that stupid? What, do you think that because English is a second language to some posters here that they can't understand your idiocy?
You couldn't take her joke. . . .PERIOD. And the joke was a good one. And it was funny. It was funny because you really are a self professed ZERO. Well, maybe not a zero. I don't know anything about your professional life. Upper hand . . . lower hand. Listen . . . kid, when you're rolling in the mud like you are, everything is above you.
I would like to apologize for your abrasive and awkward personal disposition even though I really had nothing to do with it. God seems to have a weird sense of humor. I'm just glad we weren't meant to meet in real life. Reading your self hatred is like being forced to watch 2 cups 1 girl over and over again. If there comes a time when you decide to vent your awkwardness in real life, consider shooting yourself instead of another. I hope this is one advice that you'll take to heart. |
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Natali
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Joined: Feb 06, 2008
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Apr 20, 2009 - 05:10 PM |
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guys, u have really lots of free time on ur hands! |
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tihZ_hO
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Joined: Feb 17, 2004
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Apr 20, 2009 - 05:11 PM |
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| Nathalie you have a nice penis |
HAHAHA!  |
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Marakanis
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Joined: Jan 11, 2009
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Apr 20, 2009 - 05:12 PM |
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^I only make fun of you on this forum. Whereas you attack anybody who pokes a little fun.
You began here with this:
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| I'm not for sale. Especially not to gold digging WHOOORES like you clearly are. ;D |
And you tried to squirm out of it by telling us that this is "AMERICAN HUMOR"? LOL . . . Do you really think people are that stupid? What, do you think that because English is a second language to some posters here that they can't understand your idiocy?
You couldn't take her joke. . . .PERIOD. And the joke was a good one. And it was funny. It was funny because you really are a self professed ZERO. Well, maybe not a zero. I don't know anything about your professional life. Upper hand . . . lower hand. Listen . . . kid, when you're rolling in the mud like you are, everything is above you.
I would like to apologize for your abrasive and awkward personal disposition even though I really had nothing to do with it. God seems to have a weird sense of humor. I'm just glad we weren't meant to meet in real life. Reading your self hatred is like being forced to watch 2 cups 1 girl over and over again. If there comes a time when you decide to vent your awkwardness in real life, consider shooting yourself instead of another. I hope this is one advice that you'll take to heart. |
Ah, but when it comes down to it, you're the one at the bottom of the barrel. You deflect everything so that it's never about you, it's always about someone else. That's why it's so sad and pathetic that you are never able to address even one of my direct and poignant taunts.
The fact that you are a serial rapist who preys upon drunken men in bars in order to live vicariously within their social circles. Every single one of your posts that aren't a sad attempt at mocking someone else indicate exactly that.
I'm pretty sure that your deflective shield is a defense mechanism to prevent you from realizing what a sad lonely and pathetic AFC you are, but one day when this truth finally does crack that thick dome headed skull of yours... I hope you have the decency to slit your wrists lengthwise so that no one can save you.
Not that there's anyone in your life to stumble upon your pathetic bleeding corpse... |
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lltmuse2
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Joined: Feb 09, 2009
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Apr 20, 2009 - 05:21 PM |
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| shuyu289 wrote: |
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| I wonder if this kind of man exist in the world. |
If you want a man like that . . . I'm sure one exists for you. |
So you are very confident of me. But that ten points are very rare that can gather in one person. And that 10 are not enough for me. I have other requirement even they do not have all the 10. You may know... |
10 inches? |
If I was a man in Shanghai and I had nothing on that 10 list, maybe I would also try to sell myself with things women cannot see until it's too late.
. . . So I guess you are 0 for 11. |
I'm not for sale. Especially not to gold digging WHOOORES like you clearly are. ;D |
What a fcuk, you've already sold yourself up, and it only worths 1000RMB! |
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Marakanis
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Apr 20, 2009 - 05:24 PM |
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| Marakanis wrote: |
| shuyu289 wrote: |
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| I wonder if this kind of man exist in the world. |
If you want a man like that . . . I'm sure one exists for you. |
So you are very confident of me. But that ten points are very rare that can gather in one person. And that 10 are not enough for me. I have other requirement even they do not have all the 10. You may know... |
10 inches? |
If I was a man in Shanghai and I had nothing on that 10 list, maybe I would also try to sell myself with things women cannot see until it's too late.
. . . So I guess you are 0 for 11. |
I'm not for sale. Especially not to gold digging WHOOORES like you clearly are. ;D |
What a fcuk, you've already sold yourself up, and it only worths 1000RMB! |
Ouch... Okay... Officially PWND! |
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jeffinflorida
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Joined: Nov 19, 2007
Posts: 7042
Location: Somewhere between Itchy and Scratchy
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Apr 20, 2009 - 05:31 PM |
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| (sits back and grabs a bag of popcorn) |
hahahaha ^ best post of this stupid thread... |
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bloomark
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Joined: Apr 28, 2008
Posts: 2639
Location: Reality
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Apr 20, 2009 - 06:50 PM |
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| lltmuse2 wrote: |
| Marakanis wrote: |
| shuyu289 wrote: |
| Marakanis wrote: |
| shuyu289 wrote: |
| Captain_SH wrote: |
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| I wonder if this kind of man exist in the world. |
If you want a man like that . . . I'm sure one exists for you. |
So you are very confident of me. But that ten points are very rare that can gather in one person. And that 10 are not enough for me. I have other requirement even they do not have all the 10. You may know... |
10 inches? |
If I was a man in Shanghai and I had nothing on that 10 list, maybe I would also try to sell myself with things women cannot see until it's too late.
. . . So I guess you are 0 for 11. |
I'm not for sale. Especially not to gold digging WHOOORES like you clearly are. ;D |
What a fcuk, you've already sold yourself up, and it only worths 1000RMB! |
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa......
Is that true?
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo cheap!!! |
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