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Post  Posted: Nov 02, 2009 - 09:09 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Although... I think Queenmab is jsut a little girl.

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HAHA. You can hate on me for saying this. I guess.

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shanghaiceltic wrote:
p1atl10 wrote:
sienna wrote:
Going to Bistro Burger soon!!!! Can't wait!!! Any tips of any special orders?
Had such an awesome night at M1NT, met neverboring as well!!! He dressed up as Bob the builder, very cute!!!

some pics on my blog!!!


http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/MDForum-viewtopic-t-100637.phtml

sienna wrote:
what should you do if you eat out every single meal?

i can only imagine that u can do a hardcore diet here, like only eating fruits and stuff, which must suck.


I have been starting to eat congee for meals, baozis for meals, and the cold noodles (liang pi) with vinegar, only vegetables (but they are still drained in oil)

need more tips!!!


Still looking for tips on losing weight? Very Happy


Eat as much as you like and then tickle the back of your throat with a feather.....the Romans swore by it...even built vomitariums so they could do it in comfort.



I am "Semi-Bulimic"........



I binge....I just don't purge! Shocked

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Sienna should be careful of the pics she snaps of her friends for her blog.

http://www.sinopenn.com See recent post. The word filter here won't allow for the pic to be posted and I don't feel like renaming it.

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queenmab wrote:
I went vegetarian about 4 1/2 months ago and have lost 3 kg's without any effort.

I guess veggies and carbs are easier to digest than meat.

I used to eat a lot of meat tacos and bbq and steaks before so maybe that's what slowed down my digestion.

A lot of it has to do with your metabolism.

Eat a lot of spicy food, and easy to digest veggies and fish.

And drink coffee in the morning and have a beer at night. ^_^



my mind is in the gutter

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Post  Posted: Nov 02, 2009 - 09:47 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Chengdu, China --

25-Year old Sun Meng was having "fun" with another man's wife, when the husband walked into their love session. Like any other guy, Sun fled out of the balcony window and ended up standing on an air-conditioner - all naked. Nearby neighbor clicked a picture which was later posted on the internet.

Caught on camera: naked love rival flees furious husband
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Photographs of the anrgy showdown, taken by a startled neighbour, were uploaded to a local community website.

They show Sun perched on the first floor ledge while his lover is confronted by her un-named husband inside.

"My family is ashamed and none of my own neighbours will talk to me any more," said Sun.

"I know what I did was wrong but I was afraid he would kill me.

"People are even laughing at how I look naked - but I have to point out it was a very cold day," he added.


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^
this story is based on

woman in red

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Post  Posted: Nov 02, 2009 - 10:19 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I thought that was a woman at first. :S Can't see his penis!
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ít was a full moon and the kings birthday and halloween.

so this faggy little twit throws my drink on the floor (1$) , hes the managers kinda gay friend or something then he throws the entire pitcher on the floor. f-in a-hole!

i know it sounds sick but a pitcher of beer a few fingers of vodka and a can of redbull. glorious taste. shame some faggy little bidet threw it on the floor. and despite the fact i am/ was a habitual customer he didnt even replace it. assssholios.

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They should bring back hanging....

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Post  Posted: Nov 02, 2009 - 11:21 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

save me from the cubicle!

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shanghaiceltic wrote:
They should bring back hanging....



what like my cock lol?

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Post  Posted: Nov 02, 2009 - 11:47 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

how come leftover pizza has a mind of its own? sometimes it is fantastic but then you grab abother slice and it is utter crap?
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Post  Posted: Nov 02, 2009 - 11:48 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

same could be said about bulgarians.
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Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post  Posted: Nov 02, 2009 - 02:37 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^lawl^

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ClarenceBodicker wrote:
shanghaiceltic wrote:
They should bring back hanging....



what like my cock lol?


No, thats just dangling....but as they say dead birds don't fall out of nests...

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expand your knowledge of art
http://art.webesteem.pl/11/banaszkiewicz_en.php
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Post  Posted: Nov 03, 2009 - 10:36 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

It is 25 C, sunny dry....off to the golf course this afternoon.

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Post  Posted: Nov 04, 2009 - 07:32 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Six days of the mother in law:

5 kgs of flour. Set of the smoke detector three times. Still confused by a front door with a proper lock. Doorbell - wode ma ya. Fan assisted oven - big box with heat. No understanding of why the tomato plant has no tomatoes.

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Post  Posted: Nov 04, 2009 - 07:48 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

My brother lives with his Sichuan gf, her mother and her grandmother.

I seriously don't know how the **** he does it.

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Post  Posted: Nov 04, 2009 - 07:49 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Sounds like you are being punished for something...

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Post  Posted: Nov 04, 2009 - 07:54 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Probably being punished but then again I am laid back enough not to give a ****.

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Post  Posted: Nov 04, 2009 - 07:57 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I laid back Glaswegian?



Pffffft....

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