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Post  Posted: May 27, 2009 - 09:15 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Goosie wrote:
^Ditto for me. I'm supposed to be starting my own business and I'm having serious problems getting motivated.


I am so lazy, I can't even be bothered to

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Goosie wrote:
^Ditto for me. I'm supposed to be starting my own business and I'm having serious problems getting motivated.


Is that yours and Reggies Brothel/Betting shop? Good luck with that one.

I highly recommend starting your own Beer business and or Wine Bar. Hic!

Just don't get Reggie as a partner on that one.

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Cigars. A Private chef. 2 cases of beer. 'Elvis: Aloha from Hawaii'. Copious amounts of grappa. And a sausage auction...

Just another night at The Jaguar Club.

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Post  Posted: May 27, 2009 - 09:53 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
^Sausage auction? I don't think I want to know . . .

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Members privileges ... ehehehe.

Goosie, you can swing by next time in Shanghai. There is a strict 'Gentlemen Only' Policy @ The Club but I am sure the President [*kow tow's*] could bend the rules...slightly.

It wasn't a trouser sausage by the way, was imported Tuscan of the pork variety.

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^Just tell him I have a set of balls and he'll let me in. Thanks, Walrus!

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Post  Posted: May 27, 2009 - 10:55 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Off the charts!

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It wasn't a trouser sausage by the way, was imported Tuscan of the pork variety.


Imported or inserted .....

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Post  Posted: May 27, 2009 - 11:24 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Marie's The Name (Of His Latest Flame) - Elvis Presley.


I love that hillbilly sh*t, y'all...

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probably cuz the trailer park gk ho u (and a thousand other honkies) last dated was called "marie"

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Post  Posted: May 27, 2009 - 12:23 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Good one, Timm-may. Keep 'em coming. You're on a roll.

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Post  Posted: May 27, 2009 - 12:29 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
u r a roll fatso

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Post  Posted: May 27, 2009 - 12:44 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
I'm sure the words 'Lets roll this drunk' must be very familiar with you every time you get mugged by ladyboys, Timm-may.

Wink

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Post  Posted: May 27, 2009 - 12:48 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Going to try this with beer bottles..


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Post  Posted: May 27, 2009 - 09:16 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
I love Bangkok.
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me 2

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Timmy, just got back from Burma.

Without doubt the most amazing/interesting place in SE Asia. Just incredible.

If your still looking for teaching gigs they pay well in private schools in Mandalay (so a teacher told me).
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Post  Posted: May 28, 2009 - 01:20 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
I want to start my own business...

Will open up a women's slot machine casino / male strip joint / shopping mall

^_^ good business
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Post  Posted: May 28, 2009 - 02:02 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Maybe you and Goosie can get together. She will provide the brothel.
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Post  Posted: May 28, 2009 - 05:28 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Ponzonia wrote:
GC wrote:
A woman passed me today and i turned to look and noticed her skirt hid ridden up and the split was exposing her right arsecheek as she walked.


So, did you do the lady a favour and told her that she's not a size S anymore??


Nope.

The boyfriend/husband she was walking towards looked like he could handle himself.

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[insert early morning comment here]
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Post  Posted: May 28, 2009 - 06:56 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
^ zhao shang hao ..
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Is it too early for Buddy Guy and a scotch on the rocks ?
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Have you noticed the big trucks in China have transformer figures or similar large stickers on their door or from quarter panel ? Cool ... well ...
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So what do Transformers put on their vehicles?
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