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Post  Posted: July 05, 2009 - 06:24 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Really no one??

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Post  Posted: July 05, 2009 - 06:49 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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had my camera there too! I'm kicking myself now. If I was smart, I'd have dozens of awesome action pics with all those dudes, frozen in mid-puke.

I guess there's always NEXT July 4th.


Boring, if I were a man, I would rape Sienna immediately, because of this pic I just saw it from Sienna her blog !


Ok its up to me then

Nathalie, FYI, Sienna is the one on left.

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My ex bf's best friend called me today to ask me out to the movies...

He grabbed my leg, but I moved away.

Then I was making apple pie and he gave me a massage.

What the fk, isn't that like... against FRIEND principles?


... Anyways, this weekend was "ley seca" which means, no one can drink alcohol because we're voting tomorrow. Every place was closed tonight, no alcohol sold ANYWHERE!

Which only gave us the incentive to get even drunker. Everyone in Mexico stocked up on liquor during the week.
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Post  Posted: July 05, 2009 - 08:01 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^sounds like a fun weekend...

I'm back at my parents' now. I'm having such a good time, being spoilt for a few weeks. I really enjoy being back home. I just miss my man. But he had a good 4th July party as well. From what I understood he didn't even make it home alone. He had to have a frind come and pick him up. Laughing
... and that friend was an ex-gf of his. I'm glad I'm not jealous...

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How does he "call you", and then grab your leg? did he call you from your house?

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Post  Posted: July 05, 2009 - 08:02 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Er.................................





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Post  Posted: July 05, 2009 - 08:23 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^^ Its the iPhone Touch

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Post  Posted: July 05, 2009 - 08:27 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Dinner ;

Aussie Steak from City Super (Too expensive, but Smile me it was good).
Chicken Breast for the Mrs

<Both>

MYO (Make Your Own) Salad from City Super. They have this new salad bar at the Portman City Super. 10rmb a tray, make your own. Everything there, fresh, sensational. 10 friggin rmb. Amazing. Made 3. 1 to share tonight with the BBQ Steak and Chicken, 1 each for lunch tomorrow.

Glass of Wine from a can. Yep, wine from a can. Bloke left me a dozen of them about 5 years ago. Wanted a glass, not 1/2 a bottle, so opened the can. Friggin awesome. I am a bit of a wine snob (believe it or not) so was reluctant. BUUUUT, this is bloody good.

Tennis final in 36 minutes, best game of Footy EVER was this arvo. Life is good.

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Post  Posted: July 05, 2009 - 08:44 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Mat, you live near or in Park Avenue, right?

I went to a party there last night full of Germans.

I was sober all night.

How boring is that?

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Post  Posted: July 06, 2009 - 12:35 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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Wanted a glass, not 1/2 a bottle,



I'm sorry, that just does not compute. You trying to tell me that it is possible to order by the glass???
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Post  Posted: July 06, 2009 - 02:25 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

mat wrote:
How does he "call you", and then grab your leg? did he call you from your house?


at the movies he did.

I thought that was sorta logical.
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Post  Posted: July 06, 2009 - 02:36 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

queenmab wrote:
My ex bf's best friend called me today to ask me out to the movies...

He grabbed my leg,.


That's logical

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but I moved away.


your action is illogical


queenmab wrote:

What the fk, isn't that like... against FRIEND principles?



against what FRIEND principles ??

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Post  Posted: July 06, 2009 - 02:37 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^hahahaha tru

they're not true friends then

or do all guys do that?
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Post  Posted: July 06, 2009 - 02:44 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

tihZ_hO wrote:
Who is going to be the one to say it? haha


Beastility Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post  Posted: July 06, 2009 - 02:48 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

queenmab wrote:
^hahahaha tru

they're not true friends then

or do all guys do that?


if he asked your ex-bf and your ex-bf is ok with him going out with you then its ok.


Cool Cool Cool

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http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/07/04/2616954.htm?section=just in

"Navy may discharge seaman after discovery of sex games"

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Post  Posted: July 06, 2009 - 04:06 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

just got back from yoga. Apparently stretching makes me very very gassy. Each time the instructor stopped by, all I could think about was how I must not fart on the yoga teacher... must not fart on yoga teacher...


to make a long story short, I farted on the yoga teacher.

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Post  Posted: July 06, 2009 - 07:27 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

CHUCK NORRIS has a new truck:
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Post  Posted: July 06, 2009 - 07:35 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

^^ Yoga? That's a girls sport ain't it?
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^not when Chuck Norris does it, he sets the mats on fire before stretching
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Post  Posted: July 06, 2009 - 07:41 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

What would Chuck Norris do about the sh*t going on in Urumqi now?

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"Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down."
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Post  Posted: July 06, 2009 - 07:59 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

What would Chuck do if he were getting off on Subway at People Square station?
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the subway. He just burrows his way to wherever he wants to go.

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Too bad... I bet he would make an excellent Subway footballer...
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