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The Jaguar
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Cambronne
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Is a woman-midget ok? One of my old girlfriends. |
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Rumpelstiltskin
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Yow about an amputee ? He is short too |
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victorinchina
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June 05, 2009 - 06:50 PM |
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| Dwarfism (pronounced /ˈdwɔrfɪzəm/) is a medical term describing a person of short stature. In Anglo Saxon world some defined it as being a person with an adult height of less than 4 feet 10 inches (147 cm). |
Shouldn't be hard to find one here...
Wait.... I think I can see one out the window now... |
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The Jaguar
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victorinchina
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June 05, 2009 - 06:57 PM |
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^ Hunchback mate... Hunchback...
Unless of course you mean Hatchback... Which then don't make any sense at all... |
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The Jaguar
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p1atl10
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June 06, 2009 - 02:59 AM |
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ermmm....
Technically speaking.
Hunchbacks have humps.
(Insert here: Marty Feldman/Gene Wilder Frankenstein Jokes!)
So you would be charging 10rmb to allow someone to touch the midget hunchback's hump |
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shinrai
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June 06, 2009 - 05:08 AM |
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OP there are nicer ways to request the assistance of somebody who is vertically challenged...and you can pay them more than you're willing for working 14 hours/day.
How about I request the services of a butthole jaguar who will work for 10 times the amount he's willing to pay for a midget, as long as i get to kick him in the balls whenever he says something stupid or f's up the english language.
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The Jaguar
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June 06, 2009 - 08:20 AM |
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OP there are nicer ways to request the assistance of somebody who is vertically challenged...and you can pay them more than you're willing for working 14 hours/day.
How about I request the services of a butthole jaguar who will work for 10 times the amount he's willing to pay for a midget, as long as i get to kick him in the balls whenever he says something stupid or f's up the english language.
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Deal , but if you are vertically challenged you shoud not take it on me but on gravity man. |
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ziccawei
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| Jaguar: you are a very bad person, did you know that? |
why is he a bad person? Better than being one of the friggin' Lollipop Guild...
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That one on the far right looks like GC.
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thewalrus
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June 06, 2009 - 08:26 PM |
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Best part of that movie...the lollipop guild song. |
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redtab1
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June 07, 2009 - 07:52 AM |
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Knick Knack should be his name |
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shinrai
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June 09, 2009 - 04:23 AM |
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OP there are nicer ways to request the assistance of somebody who is vertically challenged...and you can pay them more than you're willing for working 14 hours/day.
How about I request the services of a butthole jaguar who will work for 10 times the amount he's willing to pay for a midget, as long as i get to kick him in the balls whenever he says something stupid or f's up the english language.
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Deal , but if you are vertically challenged you shoud not take it on me but on gravity man. |
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The Jaguar
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mat
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June 09, 2009 - 10:30 AM |
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"Midget Dealer". haha. do they put that on their business cards? |
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MrPuxi
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June 09, 2009 - 10:44 AM |
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"management item: provide you with the more advanced and high quality midget for your better enjoyment of live. also can provide the more favorable price on request"
i am sure is saw that the other day. |
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The Jaguar
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June 09, 2009 - 10:56 AM |
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Have to say the Midget Dealer (Merchant) I ve contacted for my needs, is very professional and fast in answering my queries.
Got a picture as well.Bare chested.Now talking prices...ehhehe |
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MrPuxi
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June 09, 2009 - 11:26 AM |
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^ sweet... you have pictures of a bare-chested midget. can you post? |
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Swiss-James
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The Jaguar
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thewalrus
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June 09, 2009 - 02:43 PM |
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So is Hugo locked in Jag? |
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rocco72
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June 09, 2009 - 02:46 PM |
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Hugo cutting cigars.......cool, as long as he doesn't cut while we're standing............... |
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Marakanis
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June 09, 2009 - 02:57 PM |
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what max height does still qualify as midget? when does one start being a dwarf?
anyways, those are technicalities. love the idea of a midge!
what are you going to call him? |
I think you're considered disabled if you're under 4'10" by American standards. Mainly because it makes it unsafe to drive a car. Here, I have no idea.
BUT, if you want to be Politically Correct, the proper term is "little person." Most "little people" find the term "midget" to be offensive. Dwarf or dwarfism refers to a specific disease and they don't like to be classified by their disease.
And I know all this because in America we take "little people" and give them their own reality shows. =P |
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SirFiddler
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June 09, 2009 - 02:59 PM |
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I know of someone but he is not in Business for that long. Is it a short term solution ? |
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