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The Jaguar
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June 05, 2009 - 10:34 AM |
 
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The Jaguar Club is looking to employ a male midget/dwarf to act as our
in- house butler starting October 2009.
Food and Lodging will be provided.
Hanchback a plus. |
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crivens200
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June 05, 2009 - 10:38 AM |
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mat
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June 05, 2009 - 10:38 AM |
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Serously Jag, you are not all there mate.
Will keep an eye out for one though.
What other qualifications do they require, and can you provide more details of the job description.
Do they have to cook, clean, scrub your back? Is musical ability required? |
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Swiss-James
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June 05, 2009 - 10:39 AM |
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The Jaguar
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June 05, 2009 - 10:52 AM |
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It s not for a Party.
He will be our full time Butler.
Knowledge of Poetry is appreciated as well as musical instruments. |
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The Jaguar
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June 05, 2009 - 11:08 AM |
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Cambronne
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June 05, 2009 - 11:31 AM |
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Good efficient moderation this days! |
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Cambronne
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June 05, 2009 - 11:32 AM |
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(and my sincere apologies to the mod team and good old Mike) |
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Shangstar
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June 05, 2009 - 11:44 AM |
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You should try midget bowling/skittles. Is much fun. Instead of using a bowling ball, you use a........... |
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mat
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June 05, 2009 - 11:46 AM |
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The funny thing is, the Jaguar is actually serious. He does want to hire an in house Midget. |
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thewalrus
Shanghai Royalty
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June 05, 2009 - 01:14 PM |
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he is serious. He's looking for a little person to be his live in butler.... love it! |
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Shangstar
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June 05, 2009 - 01:24 PM |
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Hunchback a plus? Why? Does he want to use him as a footstool or something? |
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sienna
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Joined: July 17, 2006
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June 05, 2009 - 01:38 PM |
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Jaguar: you are a very bad person, did you know that? |
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Rumpelstiltskin
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June 05, 2009 - 01:45 PM |
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| Jaguar: you are a very bad person, did you know that? |
How exactly is it "bad" to give job to a disabled person ? |
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Swiss-James
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June 05, 2009 - 01:56 PM |
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If you can hire them for a party, I'm sure you can hire them full time.
Jesus- do I have to join the dots for you?! |
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MrPuxi
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June 05, 2009 - 02:03 PM |
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what max height does still qualify as midget? when does one start being a dwarf?
anyways, those are technicalities. love the idea of a midge!
what are you going to call him? |
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Chingis
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June 05, 2009 - 02:06 PM |
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^Presumably he will already come with a name, as with most other humans.... |
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MrPuxi
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June 05, 2009 - 02:13 PM |
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... but he is a midget! what's the fun having a midget in your club if you can't name him?!
"frodo" would be boring, "tiny" really not suitable, "big guy" also seems off... what's it gonna be, i really am curious! |
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thewalrus
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June 05, 2009 - 02:23 PM |
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| Jaguar: you are a very bad person, did you know that? |
why is he a bad person? Better than being one of the friggin' Lollipop Guild...
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thewalrus
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June 05, 2009 - 02:25 PM |
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... but he is a midget! what's the fun having a midget in your club if you can't name him?!
"frodo" would be boring, "tiny" really not suitable, "big guy" also seems off... what's it gonna be, i really am curious! |
Hugo.
His name will Hugo...
Ask Jaguar |
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iara
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June 05, 2009 - 02:27 PM |
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He could be called "Tattoo" like the one in Fantasy Island!
But, seriously, I'm also looking for someone, ok, not a midget, but a barman that could make non-alcoholic drinks (what's the fun, I know...) and play with glasses and bottles, for a leather fair in september. If somebody knows someone, please tell me!
Ok, as this is a leather business fair, packed with men, I will be having husband and all his company colleagues at my knees if I could get a nice woman as a "barman" or it would be a "barwoman"?
ops, Sorry Jaguar, I will have my own topic about it... |
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thickchick
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June 05, 2009 - 02:47 PM |
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OP - this is officially my "The strangest thing you have seen in Shanghai" story. |
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The Jaguar
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June 05, 2009 - 03:45 PM |
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I need to apologize to You all as my post was not clear.
1. I am serious.
2. Budget is around 2000rmb per month, lodging and food provided ( as i dont think a midget gonna eat much.)
3. There is an aye already coming to clean.
4. The Butler, Hugo, gonna be in charge of The Club, preparing drinks, changing dvd, cutting cigars: a Butler.
5. He will need to work 5 days a week from 9 to 11, during the week. sometimes during the week end , but not always.
6. He will well treated. |
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The Jaguar
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June 05, 2009 - 04:00 PM |
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8lrr8
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June 05, 2009 - 04:04 PM |
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will he need to wear a tux? |
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