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carlon78
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Oct 28, 2009 - 04:31 PM |
 
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Just been into the ladies' toilet in Donut King in Jing'an, to be greeted with two big dirty black foot marks on the seat.
Why would anyone squat on a Western toilet? Just HOVER, FFS.
I wouldn't dream of sitting down with my ass on the porcelain of a squat toilet.
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LordBot420
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Oct 28, 2009 - 05:16 PM |
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dude was probably trying to get his feet off the groundz to avoid the assassinz or shooting up heroin who the **** knows?
Or squatting to take a dump. |
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rocco72
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Oct 28, 2009 - 05:39 PM |
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WTF......that's just sick man.
I can't stand inconsiderate people..... |
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WhackoJ
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Oct 28, 2009 - 07:02 PM |
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Maybe they weren't having a bowel movement. |
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CoffeeHawk_0
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Oct 28, 2009 - 07:30 PM |
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try standing up the floor-hole toilet next time, to get even, but wear rubber boots |
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carlon78
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Oct 28, 2009 - 07:39 PM |
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Thing is, I've nothing against squat toilets. In fact, as long as they're kept clean, they're probably more hygienic than parking your ass on porcelain. But if it ain't a squat toilet, don't squat on it. |
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Andreas
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Oct 29, 2009 - 12:02 AM |
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You know you are too loong in China when the foot prints on the toilet seat are your own.  |
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guinness
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Oct 29, 2009 - 09:36 AM |
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One of our offices in Australia has a quite a few Asians working there, and last year they ended up having to put posters up in the bathrooms asking people to not stand & squat on the toilets, since they kept on breaking the cheap plastic toilet seats! |
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zillahh
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Oct 29, 2009 - 09:43 AM |
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I've started standing on top too . . . it beats standing in a pool of urine. |
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bhbernstein
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Oct 29, 2009 - 04:55 PM |
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| carlon78 wrote: |
Just been into the ladies' toilet in Donut King in Jing'an, to be greeted with two big dirty black foot marks on the seat.
Why would anyone squat on a Western toilet? Just HOVER, FFS.
I wouldn't dream of sitting down with my ass on the porcelain of a squat toilet.
Seriously.
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Maybe she wasn't alone and not in there to actually USE the facility... |
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alixiw
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Oct 29, 2009 - 10:30 PM |
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| One of our offices in Australia has a quite a few Asians working there, and last year they ended up having to put posters up in the bathrooms asking people to not stand & squat on the toilets |
They had the same signs in the bathrooms at Fitness First when it was still in business. |
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DILLIGAF
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Oct 29, 2009 - 10:36 PM |
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5000 years of glorious history! bring on the worldexpo... DILLIGAF |
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Kiwi
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Oct 30, 2009 - 05:49 AM |
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| guinness wrote: |
| One of our offices in Australia has a quite a few Asians working there, and last year they ended up having to put posters up in the bathrooms asking people to not stand & squat on the toilets |
They had the same signs in the bathrooms at Fitness First when it was still in business. |
Fitness First was classy and well run though.
It caused massive consternation among the staff when a member took a legendary **** in the shower rather than use the toilet.
Always plenty of pubic blow drying going on mind you. |
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ziccawei
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Oct 30, 2009 - 12:37 PM |
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Better city, better life. |
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lyonsandtigers
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| Always plenty of pubic blow drying going on mind you. |
California Fitness has signs up forbidding pubic blow drying. I forget how they phrase it now, but I recall thinking that if I hadn't read about it on here, I wouldn't have realised what they meant.
What I don't understand about Western toilets is how local women manage to piss all over the seat, floor- even the cistern. Surely it's more difficult to aim into a little hole in the floor than what is essentially a big funnel? |
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SnappySammy
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Oct 31, 2009 - 10:26 AM |
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[quote="carlon78"]Just been into the ladies' toilet in Donut King in Jing'an, to be greeted with two big dirty black foot marks on the seat.
Why would anyone squat on a Western toilet? Just HOVER, FFS.
I wouldn't dream of sitting down with my ass on the porcelain of a squat toilet.
Seriously.
They aquat because thats the way they GO.....It's their country....We don't put squat toilets in our country to accomodate them.... |
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carlon78
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Nov 01, 2009 - 05:30 PM |
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[quote="SnappySammy"]
| carlon78 wrote: |
Just been into the ladies' toilet in Donut King in Jing'an, to be greeted with two big dirty black foot marks on the seat.
Why would anyone squat on a Western toilet? Just HOVER, FFS.
I wouldn't dream of sitting down with my ass on the porcelain of a squat toilet.
Seriously.
They aquat because thats the way they GO.....It's their country....We don't put squat toilets in our country to accomodate them.... |
In some places in England we do, as well as special washing facilities for Muslims.
You don't see non-Muslim people going in there and sitting on them Western style.
Anyway, no-one's ASKING the Chinese to provide Western toilets. I would be perfectly happy just to use squats, but if it IS a Western toilet, it should be used like one. |
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tihZ_hO
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Nov 01, 2009 - 09:43 PM |
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On Omnicron V you need a instruction book on how to use the toilets, so be happy on this planet China. |
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tihZ_hO
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Nov 01, 2009 - 09:49 PM |
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[quote="SnappySammy"]
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Just been into the ladies' toilet in Donut King in Jing'an, to be greeted with two big dirty black foot marks on the seat.
Why would anyone squat on a Western toilet? Just HOVER, FFS.
I wouldn't dream of sitting down with my ass on the porcelain of a squat toilet.
Seriously.
They aquat because thats the way they GO.....It's their country....We don't put squat toilets in our country to accomodate them.... |
True it is their country and they can decide the manner of peeing and pooping they like best, however there is a word called INTERNATIONAL I believe I heard it mentioned in reference to Shanghai somewhere and especially for a INTERNATIONAL shop.
Why does the government even bother with the 48 billion dollars for Shanghai's expo when all it takes is a Donut toilet to spoil it all? haha |
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Battered deep fried butter, donut hamburgers, is it any wonder America has more body mass than China. China is the counterweight for America or else the Earth would be unbalanced and fly into the sun. |
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victorinchina
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Nov 01, 2009 - 11:14 PM |
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We had a guy in the office once who squatted on our western toilet... Front to the cistern..
Foot prints on the porcelain, and piss all over the inside of the cover...NICE!! |
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tihZ_hO
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Nov 02, 2009 - 12:22 AM |
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^ You need to wax up the seat really good and wait for it. |
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guinness
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Nov 02, 2009 - 02:25 PM |
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| victorinchina wrote: |
We had a guy in the office once who squatted on our western toilet... Front to the cistern..
Foot prints on the porcelain, and piss all over the inside of the cover...NICE!! |
Haha, sounds like he did the "reverse kangaroo" on you.
The Reverse Kangaroo or "Reverse Kanga" is the act (or art) of sitting backward on a toilet, thereby leaving a long, filthy skid mark down the length of the bowl. Popular at parties and the mother-in-law's house. |
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tihZ_hO
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Nov 02, 2009 - 09:40 PM |
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Once thought it would be fun to Glad-Wrap the toilet, but in China who would notice? |
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zillahh
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| Once thought it would be fun to Glad-Wrap the toilet, but in China who would notice? |
Wouldn't last five minutes before someone stole it and used it as a backpac... |
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Andreas
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Nov 03, 2009 - 01:01 AM |
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| victorinchina wrote: |
We had a guy in the office once who squatted on our western toilet... Front to the cistern..
Foot prints on the porcelain, and piss all over the inside of the cover...NICE!! |
Haha, sounds like he did the "reverse kangaroo" on you.
The Reverse Kangaroo or "Reverse Kanga" is the act (or art) of sitting backward on a toilet, thereby leaving a long, filthy skid mark down the length of the bowl. Popular at parties and the mother-in-law's house. |
 You have a dirty mind. |
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