Best movie quotes...

Best movie quotes...

Postby rickpeck » Tue May 01, 2012 11:13 am

Why'd I get mixed up with that bitch? Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me.
Amanda? Come on, dude. I mean, that's probably not even her real name.
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Postby MadeInPoland » Tue May 01, 2012 12:24 pm

We have Two bags of grass
75 pellets of mescaline
5 sheets of high power blotter-acid
a salt shaker half full of cocaine
a whole galaxy of multi colored uppers downers
screamers laughers
also a quart of tequila
quart of rum
case of beer
pint of raw ether
2 dozen amyls

but once you get locked in to a serious drug collection not that
we need it at all for the trip the tendancy is to push it as far as
you can!
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Postby rickpeck » Tue May 01, 2012 12:26 pm

^ a johnny depp classic
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Postby rickpeck » Tue May 01, 2012 12:28 pm

Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.
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Postby rickettyrabbit » Tue May 01, 2012 12:28 pm

We may be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us.
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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby rickettyrabbit » Tue May 01, 2012 12:29 pm

Just cause you're short on people skills don't make you a bone smoker.
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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby rickpeck » Tue May 01, 2012 12:52 pm

I've got two jobs. I've discovered that you have to work twice as hard when it's honest.
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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby Shinbone » Tue May 01, 2012 1:02 pm

The horror...the horror....
“I used to think correlation implied causation. Then I took a statistics class. Now I don’t.”
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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby condesa » Tue May 01, 2012 4:53 pm

John Milton: Vanity, definitely my favorite sin. (from Devil's Advocate)

Conrad: Call that number.
Nicholas: Why?
Conrad: Make your life... fun.
Nicholas: Fun.
Conrad: You know what that is... uh, you've seen other people have it (from The Game)

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone. (from The Usual Suspects).
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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby tylerdurden » Tue May 01, 2012 8:27 pm

Yippee-kai-yay........................mothafucka
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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby frankjones » Tue May 01, 2012 8:56 pm

"Suck me beautiful"

-American Pie
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Postby rickpeck » Wed May 02, 2012 12:55 am

Either you're part of the problem or you're part of the solution or you're just part of the landscape.
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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby tihZ_hO » Wed May 02, 2012 2:51 am

Now then Dimitri. You know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the bomb. The bomb, Dimitri. The hydrogen bomb.
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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby p1atl10 » Thu May 03, 2012 3:51 am

So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.

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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby rickpeck » Thu May 03, 2012 1:26 pm

Let's buy gifts for the dead!
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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby tylerdurden » Thu May 03, 2012 3:44 pm

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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby p1atl10 » Thu May 03, 2012 9:41 pm

Lester Burnham: [narrating] I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined our street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.
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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby revolution9 » Thu May 03, 2012 10:05 pm

How did Lt. Hancock look?
Like he was thinking, sir, like… I can’t think of the…
Did he look like he was agitated?
Agitated? Yes, that’s it, sir… Yes, sir, he looked agitated.
Objection! Major Bolton is leading the witness.
I'll rephrase the question, sir. Tell me Corporal Sharp, how did Lt. Hancock look?
Agitated, sir!
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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby rickpeck » Fri May 04, 2012 4:54 am

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
[tries to stop smiling]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, any **** time, sweetheart!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: bullfeces! Get on your knees scumbag!
[Pyle drops down to his knees]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself.
[Pyle wraps his own hands around his throat]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts!
[Pyle reaches for Hartman's hand]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't pull my **** hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!
[Pyle does so]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you through grinning?
Private Gomer Pyle: [gagging] Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: bullfeces, I can't hear you!
Private Gomer Pyle: [louder] Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: bullfeces, I STILL can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair!
Private Gomer Pyle: SIR, YES, SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough! Get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely **** you up!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Amanda? Come on, dude. I mean, that's probably not even her real name.
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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby tihZ_hO » Fri May 04, 2012 9:55 am

rickpeck wrote:Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
[tries to stop smiling]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag!
[Pyle drops down to his knees]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself.
[Pyle wraps his own hands around his throat]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts!
[Pyle reaches for Hartman's hand]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!
[Pyle does so]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you through grinning?
Private Gomer Pyle: [gagging] Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: bullshit, I can't hear you!
Private Gomer Pyle: [louder] Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: bullfeces, I STILL can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair!
Private Gomer Pyle: SIR, YES, SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough! Get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.


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:lol: Great Movie!!
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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby Escargot » Fri May 04, 2012 11:34 am

Squirrel!!!
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Postby GC » Sun May 06, 2012 4:26 pm

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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby ZaphodB » Sun May 06, 2012 4:39 pm

Shinbone wrote:The horror...the horror....

I regularly think of the other end of it while waking up here, especially in the summer. Something like

"Shanghai. Shlt. I'm still only in Shanghai."
"Hey Baby! I'm from another planet. Wanna see my spaceship?"

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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby rickpeck » Mon May 07, 2012 6:43 am

tihZ_hO wrote:
rickpeck wrote:Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
[tries to stop smiling]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag!
[Pyle drops down to his knees]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself.
[Pyle wraps his own hands around his throat]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts!
[Pyle reaches for Hartman's hand]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!
[Pyle does so]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you through grinning?
Private Gomer Pyle: [gagging] Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: bullshit, I can't hear you!
Private Gomer Pyle: [louder] Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: bullfeces, I STILL can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair!
Private Gomer Pyle: SIR, YES, SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough! Get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.


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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby GC » Mon May 07, 2012 6:51 am

Football Factory

"What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your ****' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? **** that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away, love it! "
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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby rickpeck » Mon May 07, 2012 7:10 am

Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!
Amanda? Come on, dude. I mean, that's probably not even her real name.
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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby Shinbone » Mon May 07, 2012 7:35 am

ZaphodB wrote:
Shinbone wrote:The horror...the horror....

I regularly think of the other end of it while waking up here, especially in the summer. Something like

"Shanghai. Shlt. I'm still only in Shanghai."


I don't know where - or when - I am until I open my eyes. :D
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Postby tihZ_hO » Mon May 07, 2012 7:47 am

Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?
Not just this minute.
Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?

CLASSIC

This actually happened, one of the Vietnam girls I had just met asked me this:

You got girlfriend Vietnam?

Of course I replied (desperately trying not laugh)

Not Just this minute

In which she said

Me love you long time.

At which I burst out laughing and she didn't have a clue why, she never saw the movie as I later asked. Honest to God this is a true story!
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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby p1atl10 » Tue May 08, 2012 4:14 am

Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The da1a¡ 1ama, himself. Twelfth son of the 1ama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the 1ama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the 1ama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, 1ama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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Re: Best movie quotes...

Postby p1atl10 » Tue May 08, 2012 4:24 am

This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere.
A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion.
He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.
It looks like a miracle... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
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