Queen - Who wants to live forever

There's no time for us
There's no place for us
What is this thing that builds our dreams yet slips away
from us

Hello
I've waited here for you
Everlong
Tonight I throw myself into
And out of the red
Out of her head she sang

"Everlong" Foo Fighters

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

"Detachable Penis" King Missile

What the world needs now
is love sweet love
it's the only thing there is just too little of.

It was Christmas eve babe, in the drunk tank

Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
From the pain that you drive into the heart of me

And So this is Christmas,
And what have you done?

i'snt she leuhrv-leeeeeeeee

Well I wish, I was a catfish
Swimin in the, the deep blue sea
I have all you pretty women
Fishin after me

I get up around seven
Get outta bed around nine
And I don't worry about nothin' no
Cause worryin's a waste of my, time

Half a dozen provocative swats
out of the shower she squeezes her spots
brushes her teeth
shoots a deodorant spray up her ...

Turn it up!!

Snuden wrote:A court is in session, a verdict is in, no appeal on the docket today

Creed?? are you serious?? seriously??

im bored.

im chairman of the bored.

mizuchi wrote:im bored.

im chairman of the bored.

It's really because I've been gone for a while.

someway, baby, it's a part of me, apart from me

Can anybody understand what this guy is saying, aside from the opening line? he's worse than Bob Dylan, Weibo and Twitter make more sense.

Through early morning fog i see visions of the things to be

Aye, yi, yi, yi,
Your mother swims after troop ships

Away, away with fife and drum
Here we come, full of rum!

ok, not a line but....

Is it my imagination
Or have I finally found something worth living for?
I was looking for some action
But all I found was cigarettes and alcohol

So who's doing lines?

My line doing days are behind me. All circles now.

Hey, post some pics of the club girls.

Standin line marking time
Waitin for the welfare dime
Cause they can't buy a job
The man in the silk suit hurries by
As he catches the poor old ladies eye
And just for fun he says "get a job"
That's just the way it is
Some things'll never change
That's just the way it is
Ha, but don't you believe them

First, are you our sort of a person?
Do you wear
A glass eye, false teeth or a crutch,
A brace or a hook,
Rubber breasts or a rubber crotch


Oh wait, wrong thread...

Yellow diamonds in the light
And we’re standing side by side
As your shadow crosses mine
What it takes to come alive

It’s the way I’m feeling I just can’t deny
But I’ve gotta let it go

(not because they are the best opening lines of a song, but because the song is massively overplayed and somehow, they are true)

You're breakin' my heart
You're tearin' it apart
So fu*ck you

Harry Nilsson