Best R-rated turn-on movie...

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Postby Miss Fugliness » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:56 pm

best rated-r movie - NorthernLights and Gaycie doing hanky panky.. :lol:
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby NorthernLights » Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:04 pm

That would definitely not be r-rated.

Not everyone shags under the covers with the lights off you know...
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby Mr Gilbert » Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:07 pm

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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby Miss Fugliness » Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:58 pm

NorthernLights wrote:That would definitely not be r-rated.

Not everyone shags under the covers with the lights off you know...



that's what you think.. the lights are not OFF, Gaycie had u blindfolded... :P
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby NorthernLights » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:57 am

fine by me, still wouldn't be an r-rated.

Just so that you know, R is general release (restricted I believe? - not sure, American system), it's not pr0n.
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby Mr Gilbert » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:06 am

Based on CARA

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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby NorthernLights » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:26 am

huh I'm confused, so it comes between 13 and 17, but doesn't have an age limit?

Strange Americans.

Actually... the only actual age limit on there seems to be the 17 one, the 13 is more of a guidance? Can American kids watch anything they like as long as it's not a 17?
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby Miss Fugliness » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:39 am

^ of course!! anyone can type in p0rntube dot com.. unless their parents make their PC children friendly..
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby Mr Gilbert » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:45 am

Did your parents do that to you?
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby Juan_Tamad » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:45 am

LUST CAUTION...was hot
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby NorthernLights » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:47 am

Maybe this is why the Americans are so apathetic.

They can't sneak into bars when they're kids and they can't sneak into cinemas either.

They need some good old fashioned rebellion!
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby Juan_Tamad » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:54 am

NorthernLights wrote:Maybe this is why the Americans are so apathetic.

They can't sneak into bars when they're kids and they can't sneak into cinemas either.

They need some good old fashioned rebellion!


and what movie are you talking about?
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby Mr. Furious » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:02 am

NorthernLights wrote:huh I'm confused, so it comes between 13 and 17, but doesn't have an age limit?

Strange Americans.

Actually... the only actual age limit on there seems to be the 17 one, the 13 is more of a guidance? Can American kids watch anything they like as long as it's not a 17?


PG-13 = Parents Strongly Cautioned. Some Material May Be Inappropriate For Children Under 13

R — Restricted. Children Under 17 Require Accompanying Parent or Adult Guardian.

NC-17 — No One 17 and Under Admitted.

How is that confusing?

Strange non-Americans.
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby NorthernLights » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:33 am

because it didn't say that it required a parent for restricted in the little image that MrG posted :P Just that parents are advised to research before bringing!

JT, I was joking! ;)
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby dhli » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:42 am

Anything with Mr. Bean
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby ThomasCaron » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:50 am

Juan_Tamad wrote:LUST CAUTION...was hot


A great movie, Juan, but NC-17, not R.

Otherwise we could be talking about "Last Tango In Paris," "Y Tu Mama Tambien," and David Cronenberg's "Crash."
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby Juan_Tamad » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:54 am

ThomasCaron wrote:
Juan_Tamad wrote:LUST CAUTION...was hot


A great movie, Juan, but NC-17, not R.

Otherwise we could be talking about "Last Tango In Paris," "Y Tu Mama Tambien," and David Cronenberg's "Crash."



ooops apologies, there was no explicit scenes, so i thought it was just an R rating
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby ThomasCaron » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:58 am

ThomasCaron wrote:
Juan_Tamad wrote:LUST CAUTION...was hot


A great movie, Juan, but NC-17, not R.

Otherwise we could be talking about "Last Tango In Paris," "Y Tu Mama Tambien," and David Cronenberg's "Crash."


I almost added "Salo: 120 Days of Sodom," but a turn-on movie that ain't, unless you're one very sick puppy.
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby ThomasCaron » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:30 am

Best R-Rated turn-on movies, Pasolini's "Trilogy of Life" sex comedies: "The Decameron," "The Canterbury Tales," and "The Thousand and One Nights" (aka "The Arabian Nights").
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby Miss Fugliness » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:37 am

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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby jackgarner » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:45 am

Doesn't Denise Richards tongue some other chick or something in some movie with Matt Dillon? Isn't that supposed to be the bomb? Or like 'willow' or whatever talking about band camp? How about The Hunger lesbian scene? Or the pseudo-fluff like Intimacy and 9 Songs? Or any of the Bond movies?

As for me - a film needs a good dick scene. Which means there's little to none. A bit of Chris Meloni, Bruce Willis, Jason Segal. You see the problem here. Not so good.
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby BONNIE » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:59 am

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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby Miss Fugliness » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:00 am

LUST Caution
This movie defined what lustful bed scenes should be. I don't want to elaborate. Just watch the film! (The picture is an UNDERSTATEMENT!)

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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby Juan_Tamad » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:09 am

jackgarner wrote:Doesn't Denise Richards tongue some other chick or something in some movie with Matt Dillon? Isn't that supposed to be the bomb? Or like 'willow' or whatever talking about band camp? How about The Hunger lesbian scene? Or the pseudo-fluff like Intimacy and 9 Songs? Or any of the Bond movies?

As for me - a film needs a good dick scene. Which means there's little to none. A bit of Chris Meloni, Bruce Willis, Jason Segal. You see the problem here. Not so good.



9Song...yeah needed tissues after the first scenes
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby palominocn » Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:35 am

the tv series spartacus: blood and sand is splendid, thanks for the recommendation. both the two actresses, viva bianca and erin cummings are pretty and sexy. especially viva, who will be more popular than saran stone. her new movie X is also erotic.
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby Chavster » Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:39 pm

I forgot about "Y tu mamma tambien". Love that the super-hot mexican babe nails both guys of course. Same with "La Belle Epoque" when the guy ends up scoring all four landlord's daughters (Including Penelope Cruz). Nice. That's another great thing about Spanish films. You know everybody is getting laid, and sooner or later everyone is going to have their wedding tackle out.
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

Postby palominocn » Wed Dec 28, 2011 3:46 pm

why is so many times(more than 2000) this thread viewed, but so little people want to contribute?

cat run, another turn-on movie.
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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

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Re: Best R-rated turn-on movie...

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