大姨媽 Da Yi Ma Means Menstrual Period

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Postby runningmom » Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:09 pm

Red wine, for sure. It isn't even cold out, so you don't have to worry about that. Just tell your husband to get the camera out and maybe we can have a new avatar tomorrow!
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Postby Jimmy_Floyd » Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:15 pm

Ein echter Seemann sticht auch ins rote Meer
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Re: 大姨媽 Da Yi Ma Means Menstrual Period

Postby runningmom » Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:18 pm

haha
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Re: 大姨媽 Da Yi Ma Means Menstrual Period

Postby johnny_tropicana » Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:31 pm

Suzi, you are an occasion to sin. (I am not saying that is a bad thing).
We were meant to live for so much more
Have we lost ourselves?
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Re: 大姨媽 Da Yi Ma Means Menstrual Period

Postby david dai » Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:39 pm

Kief wrote:Learned this today, bet Gay C will claim he knew this one already.


Da Yi Ma should be treated with mian bao (bread), so "mian bao" means sanitary towel here. HAHA
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Re: 大姨媽 Da Yi Ma Means Menstrual Period

Postby Suzy_Xu » Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:04 am

johnny_tropicana wrote:Suzi, you are an occasion to sin. (I am not saying that is a bad thing).

A little sin in lifetime can also be fun if do right lol
I took your advice and looked at the big picture . . . . . . but you are still an ugly, arrogant bas*ard
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Postby shanghaijim » Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:21 am

Suzy_Xu wrote:Why should mods be worriued about my avatar? shows nothing and compared to some of the pics many post in threads, my avatar is like baby school compare to fluffy hahahahaha

Just amaze me that over the years have post maybe 20 different pics in avatar and basically apart for the "?" all were of same face, same body (different hair styles hahahaha) and all were of me, but I have been told am fake. But when think how everyone can post 100 different pics of cartoon pics etc and no one say they are fake? hahahahaha

Welcome to China, land of fake fakes and even bigger fake fake fakes hahaha Think is time I go to bed or else drink red wine so know why am talking crazy



Hey , is that really you , or a fake picture .....duh ...just kidding Keep it up.... one of the only reasons to open this asspat link !
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Postby Suzy_Xu » Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:41 am

shanghaijim wrote:Hey , is that really you , or a fake picture .....duh ...just kidding Keep it up.... one of the only reasons to open this asspat link !

Not know if I should laugh or cry now ?

But not much use me say yes or no it is me as always will be some that not believe.
I took your advice and looked at the big picture . . . . . . but you are still an ugly, arrogant bas*ard
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Re: 大姨媽 Da Yi Ma Means Menstrual Period

Postby shanghaijim » Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:25 am

Suzy_Xu wrote:
shanghaijim wrote:Hey , is that really you , or a fake picture .....duh ...just kidding Keep it up.... one of the only reasons to open this asspat link !

Not know if I should laugh or cry now ?

But not much use me say yes or no it is me as always will be some that not believe.




I am a true believer !!!
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Re: 大姨媽 Da Yi Ma Means Menstrual Period

Postby Suzy_Xu » Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:19 pm

shanghaijim wrote:I am a true believer !!!

"The truth is out there" I think the TV show once say hahahaha
Maybe will start a thread one day and ask people to send me a PM with simple message and within 10 minutes of read it will try post pic of me holding those words. Bet will still get some same am fake. hahahaha
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Postby Andreas » Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:59 am

Jimmy_Floyd wrote:Ein echter Seemann sticht auch ins rote Meer


:lol: :lol: :lol: Spot on!
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Re: 大姨媽 Da Yi Ma Means Menstrual Period

Postby Bobchina » Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:45 am

Suzy_Xu wrote:my husband drinks everyday but usually only beer and he say is so weak compare to western beers he rarely ever get little drunk. Me, I have 2 beer or 1 red wine and I am ready pass out - or like a few times just get naked and want to walk out onto balcony in middle of winter for fresh air hahahaha

Do you done sexual intercross after drunk?
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Re: 大姨媽 Da Yi Ma Means Menstrual Period

Postby Suzy_Xu » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:07 am

Bob I do knitting and crochet but have never do cross stitch when drunk or not :)
I took your advice and looked at the big picture . . . . . . but you are still an ugly, arrogant bas*ard
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Postby Bobchina » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:44 am

It is meaning you have changed? you have less the interest before you favor?
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Re: 大姨媽 Da Yi Ma Means Menstrual Period

Postby monalisalee » Wed Nov 09, 2011 1:21 pm

Ha Ha. Suzy was onto your terrible spelling, and gave you the perfect answer. :lol:
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Re: 大姨媽 Da Yi Ma Means Menstrual Period

Postby Bobchina » Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:00 am

What about your da yi ma,suzy?
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Re: 大姨媽 Da Yi Ma Means Menstrual Period

Postby Suzy_Xu » Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:00 am

^(Bob)That is time for you all to run and hide Bob or I rip heads off hehehe

^^(Monalisalee) I had help with that from husband
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Re: 大姨媽 Da Yi Ma Means Menstrual Period

Postby Bobchina » Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:43 am

How your husband help you when you bleed in your privite.
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Re: 大姨媽 Da Yi Ma Means Menstrual Period

Postby Cyril-C-B-C » Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:33 am

Cyril Cave-Browne-Cave here,

My goodness, Bob, these are questions no gentleman should EVER ask a lady! Clean up your act, Bob! Show a modicum of class!

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Re: 大姨媽 Da Yi Ma Means Menstrual Period

Postby monalisalee » Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:06 pm

Agreed, and as Bob said, "PRIVITE"
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