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Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

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Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby woaishanghai07 » Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:48 pm

Just curious.
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby Russian.Bear » Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:55 pm

... asked British woaishanghai07, also known as "007" in certain places. :lol:
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby woaishanghai07 » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:01 pm

Shh!

By the way, do you work for the KGB? And do you have a big furry cat and a scar across your face? You're Russian so I assume so.
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby Russian.Bear » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:07 pm

Shh!

Unfortunately not. I have a dog (very small), sorry no scareface (yet).

I also have a big black bike and right now i go to ride it.
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby woaishanghai07 » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:13 pm

Well, well, well...Blackbikesky we meet again...
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby Russian.Bear » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:15 pm

^ Holy shite ! My picture found costumer :-)

Ok, i go to piss and ride a bick. Bye.

Next secret meets in $^&$76$%%, EXACTLY IN %*&*:()&(*&( NO DELAYS !

:lol:
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby woaishanghai07 » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:18 pm

Russian.Bear wrote:^ Holy shite ! My picture found costumer :-)

Ok, i go to piss and ride a bick. Bye.

Next secret meets in $^&$76$%%, EXACTLY IN %*&*:()&(*&( NO DELAYS !

:lol:


Understood. I will bring Miss Promiscuous in exchange for the information.
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Postby Russian.Bear » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:19 pm

^Ok, i will bring condoms. :-)
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby woaishanghai07 » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:21 pm

Yes, condoms will do. I will give you Miss Promiscuous in exchange for condoms.
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby rickettyrabbit » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:49 pm

If I tell you I'll have to kill you.
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby TIC » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:08 pm

DAMNIT1!! how did you find me ?
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Karl: “You haven’t been to China.”
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby Misteral » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:12 pm

A rhetorical question if there ever was one.
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby phiota » Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:00 pm

So how much for the Red Head "Anna Chapman"? Would a Panda do? Closest thing they have to a bear in China :wink:
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby woaishanghai07 » Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:18 pm

TIC wrote:DAMNIT1!! how did you find me ?


It was quite obvious from the moment you got drunk and started showing off the extra features on your fake Rolex watch.
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby woaishanghai07 » Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:21 pm

phiota wrote:So how much for the Red Head "Anna Chapman"? Would a Panda do? Closest thing they have to a bear in China :wink:


For that my friend, protection will suffice.
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby rickettyrabbit » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:14 am

TIC wrote:DAMNIT1!! how did you find me ?


We didn't have to find you - we've been right behind you all along . . .
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby TIC » Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:11 am

Find who? you me, him her she will me why?

Did I confuse you enough to make you stop thinking about it?

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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby rickettyrabbit » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:46 pm

Hu? Of course! Wen? Ditto. We're all onto you.
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby jeffinflorida » Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:21 pm

I'm a Mossad man but not supposed to tell anyone...
Who would have thought that a girl who is a hooker would be a hooker... In China of all places?!?
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby StarShapedHole » Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:47 am

yeah i used to work for them. the pay was good, and we got to use all kinds of high tech gadgetry to legally off people as long as they had suspicious amount of facial hair and non white skin... but they didn't let us have lunch breaks so i quit.
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby rickettyrabbit » Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:33 am

^ I was with them for a while too, but I got tired of the same old kosher bagel lunch. And the yarmulke didn't match my shades, so I said "shalom" to the bubbies and shlepped my stuff outa there rather than sit around and kvetsh about it. Got bupkes for severance, though. The chutzpah of those klutzes! Feh!
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby StarShapedHole » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:12 am

i got a bullet in the head as a souvenir. the doctors tell me that it could kill me if i go on a roller-coaster ride at six flags due to the g-force being applied to the metal so i'm now wondering what the hell kind of a souvenir this was.
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby phiota » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:43 am

Anyone sent to Libya? 8) 8) 8) ::kiss:: 8) 8) 8)

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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby jeffinflorida » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:36 am

I just got my marching orders last night...
Who would have thought that a girl who is a hooker would be a hooker... In China of all places?!?
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby LDJS » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:59 pm

Yes.

YOU.
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Re: Does anyone here work for the MI6 or CIA?

Postby jeffinflorida » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:07 pm

I heard Tom Cruise is no longer with MI5 - he got a job as a fudge packer.
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